should I blow off my date for poker?
 

the games are so good, but shes cute. What do I do BBV?
this date is probably costing $2K in EV as I've FINALLY stoped losing tonight...

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

tell your date to blow you while you poker.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Play all night, get that $2k in EV, then blow $2-300 at a local strip club. Probably more action and a lot more cash.

Tell her you're working. If she cops an attitude, find someone else.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

pussy > grinding, go treat yourself to the pink taco buffett

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

[censored] that pussy isn't worth 2k

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

ski... cmon dude

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

if you're guaranteed pussy, go get some pussy

if there's any doubt that she will give it up, stay home and get the money instead

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

pussy. pussy. buddy list. pussy

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

her pussy is probably gonna dry up faster than the games will.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

I think I speak for the group when I say that a picture would probably help us get you to the right decision. Of the girl, that is.

Edmond

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

This is pretty much why I quit online poker. Live your life

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ski... cmon dude

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Worthless without pics.

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A picture would probably help us get you to the right decision.


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Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Without reading the OP,

yes.

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This is pretty much why I quit online poker. Live your life

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If you go to the main indext, OOT can be found down at the bottom, shouldnt be too hard to find, gl.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

are you serious dude? come on, pussy is way better than poker. the fish will always be there, but the smell of fish... well there probably arent as many chances to get that going on.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

girl. easy. Think of yourself in 10 years, are you gonna think "man I wish I hadn't gone on that date, I coulda made $500."

Hopefully not.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Life isn't ALL about money...go out and have a good time.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

If I remember correctly, life = bitches AND money

http://www.lclark.edu/~soan/alicia/NWA.JPG

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A picture would probably help us get you to the right decision.


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her pussy is probably gonna dry up faster than the games will.

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Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

dude you better be on that date right now

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

I doubt you have 2k in EV for the night anyway... and if you do... well then you'll never do anything because not much stuff is worth giving up 2k for.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Yeah. Go on the date. The fish will be there tomorrow. And if they won't then you picked the wrong business to get into.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Coasean solution:

pay a highclass hooker 1k to blow your mind

play your 2k worth of EV

you get 1k and beetches

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Play, girl will still be there in 2 weeks, online poker won't.

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This is pretty much why I quit online poker. Live your life

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Seriously, all these responses that are like "blow of your date, play online poker, dates aren't as +$EV!" really need to remember that there's a life outside of the screen

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

[censored] poker. [censored] the girl instead. Money isn't everything.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

girl

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.

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A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.

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You'd have to wear a lot of clothes for that or find a jewelry store open right now unless you're playing microstakes.

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A whole thread full of noobz. The obvious answer is HU strip poker for bankrolls.

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You'd have to wear a lot of clothes for that or find a jewelry store open right now unless you're playing microstakes.

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Touche.
Does strip poker even have official rules?
My plan consisted of OP playing some poker with the young lady, getting naked, and having her pay him 2k for sexual services rendered. Done and done.
I believe this might fall under the category of 'poker gigolo'.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?

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What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?

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Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Paid for every dance
selling each romance
every night some heart
betraying

There will come a day
youth will pass away
then what will they say
about me

When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
as life goes on
without me

'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be
Bop bozadee bozadee bop zitty bop

I ain't got nobody 'cept love songs in love
Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
Won't some sweet mama come
and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad

Get along with me babe,
been singin love songs
All of the time
Even only be, honey only, only be

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Pwn the tables. Call her you're working so you can't make it and rearrange.

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

Results?

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This is pretty much why I quit online poker. Live your life

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Seriously, all these responses that are like "blow of your date, play online poker, dates aren't as +$EV!" really need to remember that there's a life outside of the screen

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Did you forget you were in BBV?

Re: should I blow off my date for poker?
 

You should go on the date. If you stay home and either lose or break even, you will regret not going out.

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What's the point of money if you aren't using it to get pussy?

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