betcha cant do it like me nsfw
 

so I had a nice cash in a MTT last night so i decided to do it balla tonight, you know, treat myself. I hopped in my tight whip (that means car) and rolled to the trap where i knew i could find some balla shtt to drank up and probably some fine ladies to pour it on them titties and shtt.

http://lafayettenightlife.com/wetshirt.png

I walk up in the spot and i'm like oh shtt, only one obvious bottle that had my name on it. it had to be the shtt cause it was the only bottle of it they had. i grabbed that phat bottle of player's extreme apple infused (i know, infused means its the shtt) vodka (70 proof holla) and walk up to the register. i pull out my pimp wad and hand the bottle to the dude. he's like "$9.25" I tell him "yeah whats up" cause he obviously just gave me a huge discount cause he wants to chill and drank it with me later. so im like oh shtt, better grab me a bottle of that monster because its the same price as redbull and the same price booya.

heres all the shtt i got

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...a/IMG_0502.jpg

i step up out the spot with my bag of shtt and run into some bitches. im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other. i tell them hop in the ride and we all go back to the crib. so now i got these fine ladies here suckin on my shtt and im like oh snap gotta tell bbv.

oh and heres how you can tell this stuff is balla, it has a 5 DOLLA MAIL IN REBATE HOMEY

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...a/IMG_0506.jpg

this lemon has a damn piercing that shtt is insane

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...a/IMG_0508.jpg

i dont know if you can see this but it says DISTILLED 5 TIMES OH SHTT

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...a/IMG_0509.jpg


what it do bbv

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best thing ive read in a while

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poor it on dem tties

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I did a lot of laughing at this. Nice work here:

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im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other.

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I was actually laughing out loud when i read the last 5 words of that.

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what
it
do

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whats good fam

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SUP BRO??

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sup crumlish

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I did a lot of laughing at this. Nice work here:

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im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other.

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I was actually laughing out loud when i read the last 5 words of that.

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I concur

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best thing ive read in a while

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holler son

btw, is it just coincidence that that chick is from laffayette? cuz i go to school in monroe

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Holla back son

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I'd hit it.

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hoes be wonderin what it do and you tell dem what it do werd

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say word son

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sup crumlish

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sup crumlish

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x2

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chuch

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im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other

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Dude you live like a [censored] king! word.. what it do!

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DO ya chain hang low?

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lol this was hillarious.

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That's what the f*ck I'm talkin' bout playboy.

'chaboy

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what
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do

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It's posts like this that make BBV the new, improved OOT.

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The candy gloss is immaculate, it is simply amazing

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best thing ive read in a while

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SIIHP !

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Word son.

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gold

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aight so bitches be catchin feelins so i skeeted up in they hair and told em get the fcck out. i swear that i any three or four bitches i find dont only wanna fcck, they wanna be snugglin. what the shtt yo.

so im bouts to cash in this 5 dolla rebate. what should i do with this mad bank? how many champ burgers can a nigga get with this? and dont be telling me bout lol flipaments cause NIGGA ILL FLIP FO YO LIFE

what it do bbv

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Like a marriage of poetry and porn

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dawg, you was shinin' sumthin like a disco ball, i know you see it playa, what it do!

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You gotta ghost ride da whip. Word life. Show dem hoes how you roll.

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This one goes out to all my dog food gangstas: Canned or Dry, we nevah die.

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Hilarious. Excellent.

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and dont be telling me bout lol flipaments cause NIGGA ILL FLIP FO YO LIFE

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OH SNAP

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one of the funniest posts ive seen in bbv

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and dont be telling me bout lol flipaments cause NIGGA ILL FLIP FO YO LIFE

what it do bbv

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Crumlish for BBV mod

what it do > sup bro.


what it do

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playa you be ballin f'real. imma break it down f'chu one time like a true bredder.

mans get no rump fi 5 scrump so com by me pookie yar' an me setcha real nice rock.

com like britney spears an get spear in ya hed y'all.

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... Can we run that through babelfish?

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flippaments 4 life liek omg