In ten days, bankroll=bankroll x 215
 

I had quit playing for a while because of my legendary drinking habits... seriously I don't stumble or slur any more at .35 BAC.

But one thing I can't resist is hitting the tables and playing too high.

So I took a few months off, then I was drunk one night, scouting the sites for a freeroll, when I discovered a whopping $0.60 at Paradise.

Started at .02/04 limit, and now I'm up to $138.09.

At this rate, I'll be over $10 million by the end of the month!

Coming to get you Aba!

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Godspeed.

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Godbless.

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Goddamn.

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SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH

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GODISDEADTOME

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AND NO ONE CARES

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Well, true to form....

Guess. Really! Just take a guess!

OK then, here:

I got exceptionally drunk tonight, then played too high.

Started at NL$25... worked it up to $125...

Two bad beats is all it took:

Limped with K2 on the button, enjoyed a K52 flop... dude went all in, and I called.... he had 52 and caught his 5 on the river. No biggy, cost me maybe $40.

VERY next hand... I raise (I had been very LAG) same dude pushes... I call with KK. He shows TT and catches on the turn.

uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i laughed...though it's really sad if it's true, the last part especially

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uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i laughed...though it's really sad if it's true, the last part especially

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Unfortunately, it's all true.

Fortunately, I'm a fart smeller.


errrr.... smart feller.


Wait a minute.

My mom has money, and she loves her sole grand-daughter. She'll never go hungry.

I'm a dick, and probably will always feel like one.

I suck. (my awesome beautiful wife can elaborate on that too)

[censored]

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p.s. I suck.
p.p.s:

I was going to type something really cool but then i burnt myself on the nose with a cig. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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it happens

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[ QUOTE ]
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uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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i laughed...though it's really sad if it's true, the last part especially

[/ QUOTE ]
Unfortunately, it's all true.

Fortunately, I'm a fart smeller.


errrr.... smart feller.


Wait a minute.

My mom has money, and she loves her sole grand-daughter. She'll never go hungry.

I'm a dick, and probably will always feel like one.

I suck. (my awesome beautiful wife can elaborate on that too)

[censored]

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A roller coaster of emotions. I laughed. I cried. Two thumbs up!

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Thank you.

I'm an ahole.

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[ QUOTE ]
Well, true to form....

Guess. Really! Just take a guess!

OK then, here:

I got exceptionally drunk tonight, then played too high.

Started at NL$25... worked it up to $125...

Two bad beats is all it took:

Limped with K2 on the button, enjoyed a K52 flop... dude went all in, and I called.... he had 52 and caught his 5 on the river. No biggy, cost me maybe $40.

VERY next hand... I raise (I had been very LAG) same dude pushes... I call with KK. He shows TT and catches on the turn.

uh say goodbye to my "bankroll"

Then of course, I found "super monkey tilt".

I think I have $4 maybe if I'm lucky.


Alcohol is fun but alcoholism sucks for poker.

I'm SUCH an [censored].



My poor daughter... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Bill Frist had you in mind

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you suck at bbv

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Your life is a beat.

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people like you shouldnt be allow to procreate

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Your life is a beat.

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This thread sucks. I know you're trying to be funny and all but its not working. =\