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10-06-2006 07:19 AM

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky
 

shootaa 10-06-2006 07:22 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
yeah slider... nh sir.

obv post a pic of this girl on BBV. as playd, if ure on ure back at the time, i roll over and move to something else; standing, thats just awk, but i would just wait for like 2 seconds so it wasnt like an OMG DONT DO THAT kind of thing and then could get weird, then just throw her on a bed somewhere obv.

this did happen to me, but it was fine, i did the above and playd it off... rest of the night was fun [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

grando 10-06-2006 07:22 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
if by "Beat" you mean "Brag" then ya I agree

cardsharkk04 10-06-2006 07:23 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
haha, the old chick from Grandma's boy invented that

jfish 10-06-2006 07:23 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
if it was slider, it was def a swedish dude.

Slider 10-06-2006 07:32 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
Jfish, my game's airtight.

You'll see in December when you come down. Just for fun - I'm going to steal any girlies you talk too ~

jfish 10-06-2006 07:35 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
no!

GetThere1Time 10-06-2006 07:40 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...ufia-43285.jpg

luegofuego 10-06-2006 07:41 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
gl boning fatties in vegas slider heehaw

Slider 10-06-2006 07:43 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
This girl was skinnier than me.. Which is saying something.

jfish 10-06-2006 07:43 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
saying she weighs less than 250lbs.

hiyo.

Slider 10-06-2006 07:44 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
I wish I weighed that much. I'll get a picture tommorow hopefully.

jfish 10-06-2006 07:45 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
you wish your penis weighed..

im going to stop.

Slider 10-06-2006 07:47 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
Jfish, HU Ken Griffey for Rolls?

jfish 10-06-2006 07:48 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
never played! btw, post a pic of this chick so i stop ruining your thread. swedish girls are sick hot.

draw2aflush 10-06-2006 07:49 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
you know you liked it

Chomp 10-06-2006 08:27 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
If you've never had a chick's finger up your ass when you are getting a bj, then you are missing out in a big way.

And if you tried to stop a Swedidh girl from doing it, you are nothing short of a moron.

PurpleLight 10-06-2006 08:50 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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If you've never had a chick's finger up your ass when you are getting a bj, then you are missing out in a big way.

And if you tried to stop a Swedidh girl from doing it, you are nothing short of a moron.

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For some reason something tells me not everyone enjoys anal penetration.

10-06-2006 08:52 AM

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky
 

JP OSU 10-06-2006 08:58 AM

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If you've never had a chick's finger up your ass when you are getting a bj, then you are missing out in a big way.

And if you tried to stop a Swedidh girl from doing it, you are nothing short of a moron.

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For some reason something tells me not everyone enjoys anal penetration.

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Lol notgayaments

Bubbles 10-06-2006 09:02 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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If you've never had a chick's finger up your ass when you are getting a bj, then you are missing out in a big way.

And if you tried to stop a Swedidh girl from doing it, you are nothing short of a moron.

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For some reason something tells me not everyone enjoys anal penetration.

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Amen. I don't enjoy that [censored] one bit.

Chomp 10-06-2006 09:07 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
lol substandardbjwithnofingerupassaments

CopTHIS 10-06-2006 09:11 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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lol substandardbjwithnofingerupassaments

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Jesus, what's the world coming too if people need a finger up their Jackson Brown for a BJ to be decent.

Arnfinn Madsen 10-06-2006 09:22 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
Some Norwegian girls do it too, it is natural, they stimulate your 2 most erotic spots at one time, just like when you go down on a girl and touch her breasts. Those who think it has anything with homosexuality are so uptight I don't think they can ever have good sex [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. Scandinavians aren't so afraid of getting labeled as that anyway, I think that most Scandinavians are liberal minded enough to realize that very few are either purely gay or hetero anyway and that limiting your enjoyment of life/sex in order to stay clearly inside one camp because are a scared little puppy afraid of your own emotions is senseless. Living in 2006 and being too influenced by rightwing american christians to enjoy life at its fullest is the real beat in this story.

P.s. I don't like it, so I just show it somehow, and they stop and it is no big deal (they do it for you anyway, not for themselves), still better with wild girls with some courage than lame ones who don't dare to cross any borders.

Too serious for BBV, but this is the new OOT anyway [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

RunDownHouse 10-06-2006 09:30 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
All: enjoying a man's finger up your ass while he gives you a bj makes you gay.

TheMetetron 10-06-2006 09:30 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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swedish girls are sick hot.

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Let's be careful here. There are some [censored] horribly ugly Swedish chicks.

TheMetetron 10-06-2006 09:32 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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very few are purely hetero anyway

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Dude, that's great for you to come out of the closet, but most scandanavian dudes don't like men's fingers in their asses.

XXXNoahXXX 10-06-2006 09:34 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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swedish girls are sick hot.

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Let's be careful here. There are some [censored] horribly ugly Swedish chicks.

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oh really????

i thought he meant 100%????????

Bubbles 10-06-2006 09:35 AM

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swedish girls are sick hot.

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Let's be careful here. There are some [censored] horribly ugly Swedish chicks.

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oh really????

i thought he meant 100%????????

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Haha!

Swedish and Norwegian chicks ARE, compared to the rest of the world, insanely hot, it's no myth.

Arnfinn Madsen 10-06-2006 09:37 AM

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very few are purely hetero anyway

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Dude, that's great for you to come out of the closet, but most scandanavian dudes don't like men's fingers in their asses.

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Not really my point. Probably not more than 5% or whatever (me not included) would like to have sex with a man.

Arnfinn Madsen 10-06-2006 09:38 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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Swedish and Norwegian chicks ARE, compared to the rest of the world, insanely hot, it's no myth.

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The Swedish beat the Norwegians by a good margin, beat [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. I will get killed now, posting this under my real name [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Bubbles 10-06-2006 09:38 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
A girl offered me a rimjob once. I declined. Does that make me uptight?

Arnfinn Madsen 10-06-2006 09:41 AM

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A girl offered me a rimjob once. I declined. Does that make me uptight?

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Refusing because you don't dare is uptight. Refusing because you think it won't be nice isn't.

kahntrutahn 10-06-2006 09:50 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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if by "Beat" you mean "Brag" then ya I agree

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T.J. Combo 10-06-2006 10:12 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
Slider,

You definately need to loosen up and go for more gutshots.

Georgia Avenue 10-06-2006 10:13 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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A girl offered me a rimjob once. I declined. Does that make me uptight?

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No, just a fool. Assplay=Hot.

47% queer,
--GA

Georgia Avenue 10-06-2006 10:15 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
Answer key:

If you voted for 1,2,or 3 you are 47% gay. If you voted for 1&2 or 1&3 or 2&3 then you are 61% gay. If you voted for 4 add 30% +EG. If you answered #5 then you completely _not_ gay at all for some reason. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

CaptainBusto 10-06-2006 10:17 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
looks like im the only "completely not gay" so far.

boomshakalaka 10-06-2006 10:17 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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A girl offered me a rimjob once. I declined. Does that make me uptight?

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Refusing because you don't dare is uptight. Refusing because you know you have a dingleberry problem and didnt think someone would be licking your brown star when you slacked on the clean up isn't.

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FYP

CaptainBusto 10-06-2006 10:18 AM

Re: Beat: Swedish chics finger in your ass
 
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A girl offered me a rimjob once. I declined. Does that make me uptight?

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Refusing because you don't dare is uptight. Refusing because you think it won't be nice isn't.

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how bout because you think man-ass is gross? sticking fingers in girls' asses is cool though.


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