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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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Abso... dog... while this play has it's merits... it's pros and cons... we both know it's not the 'champ' play... it has life, but not champ...

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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GOLD.

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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Abso... dog... while this play has it's merits... it's pros and cons... we both know it's not the 'champ' play... it has life, but not champ...

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This girl thought she was the [censored]. I mean, her "boy" drives a Bentley. "Have you ever seen a Bentley? My boy drives a Bentley..."

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you're in Sac, right? No one here drives a [censored] bentley.

I must not get to the mexican part of town. Only mexicans I encounter are at jalepenos.

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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You should have given her five across the eyes.

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it's like a good story, minus all the details

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snoop dogg had a music video shot in brazil. much of the focus of the video was on the blessed behinds of brazillian beauties. the said focus of said music video proves without a doubt that latin girls dont only go for, but enjoy, anal sex. I like latin girls.

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did it also prove that they enjoy jizz on their face or did they leave room for a sequel?

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I still can't help but feel like OP came off worse from this exchange. Maybe he's not telling it right.

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He's probably telling it right yet just doing it all wrong

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This is only a brag if the story ended with the chick giving you head in her Daddy's Beamer.

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This is only a brag if the story ended with the chick giving you head in her Daddy's Beamer. or you wound up in jail and got a cool tattoo w/o hep c

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This is only a brag if the story ended with the chick selling fake Oakleys out of the trunk and giving you the money, then you bending her over while her friends watched

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snoop dogg had a music video shot in brazil. much of the focus of the video was on the blessed behinds of brazillian beauties. the said focus of said music video proves without a doubt that latin girls dont only go for, but enjoy, anal sex. I like latin girls.

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zlolz at snoop vids equals real life

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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You from the lower mainland too? This is from the champ from rock 101.1

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I still can't help but feel like OP came off worse from this exchange. Maybe he's not telling it right.

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Agreed. "So at the end of the exchange, I'm covered in water and she drove off in her luxury car. But I feel it was a moral victory for me."

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I really can't see how this could be a beat. Let's see, I came to verbal fistacuffs with some overly cocky, over weight, unattractive girls. Well, yeah, I guess that is a beat. But not because I was doused in water. However, it was pretty fun, because I'm normally a confrontational person, but I was shitfaced and didn't give a [censored].


"Agreed. "So at the end of the exchange, I'm covered in water and she drove off in her luxury car. But I feel it was a moral victory for me."


We drove away, we did.



This whole thing was a lot of fun. I'm sure I left out some details in my drunken OP. I was fired up, sorry.

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

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Hello? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...apelleSlap.gif

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

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Hello? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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*Ahem*

http://www.chappellecenter.com/seaso...ages/109_3.jpg

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Ty GA.

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It was a joke.

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"I really can't see how this could be a beat."

The beat is everything you've revealed about your life and about the way you think in your post and responses.

-Michael

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"I really can't see how this could be a beat."

The beat is everything you've revealed about your life and about the way you think in your post and responses.

-Michael

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OMG NO WAYYYYYYYY

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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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You from the lower mainland too? This is from the champ from rock 101.1

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LOL I'm from the lower mainland, and I love the champs story's. "head faky, idiot goes for it, flurry to the solar plexas" lol i love that guy

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it's like a good story, minus all the details

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lol, what a useless story

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it's like a good story, minus all the good

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it's like a good story, minus all the good + all the bad, + OP getting dirty bong water thrown on him

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snoop dogg had a music video shot in brazil. much of the focus of the video was on the blessed behinds of brazillian beauties. the said focus of said music video proves without a doubt that latin girls dont only go for, but enjoy, anal sex. I like latin girls.

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this is the video in question. Hopefully it'll give some minor worth to a worthless thread.