To all you French hating Americans
 

...and anyone who ever made any cheap surrender monkey cheese eater snipes either on this forum or at the tables, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you can take your freedom fries and stick them up your sorry pathetic excuse for a democracy land of the not even remotely free war mongering corrupt sick brain washing bible thumping conceited internet poker denied asses. Everything your country allegedly stands for is a sham.
See you at the tables (for a bit anyway, until you all have to piss off and stop your ignorant, nightly jibes)

Anyone who's never French bashed - tough beat guys. GL in the future.

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lol, been waiting 100 years for a good comeback eh?

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At least you redeemed yourself at the end there.

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hes right though

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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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...and anyone who ever made any cheap surrender monkey cheese eater snipes either on this forum or at the tables, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you can take your freedom fries and stick them up your sorry pathetic excuse for a democracy land of the not even remotely free war mongering corrupt sick brain washing bible thumping conceited internet poker denied asses. Everything your country allegedly stands for is a sham.
See you at the tables (for a bit anyway, until you all have to piss off and stop your ignorant, nightly jibes)

Anyone who's never French bashed - tough beat guys. GL in the future.

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For once i agree with a frenchmen. What is this [censored] country coming to?

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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I think the correct phrase is "cheese-eating surrender monkey".

But yeah, the USA - land of the free. Barf.

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Vive baguettes, red wine and the ability to play online without pants!

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The only thing I like about the french is the burger king croissan'wich oh what thats american.

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...and anyone who ever made any cheap surrender monkey cheese eater snipes either on this forum or at the tables, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you can take your freedom fries and stick them up your sorry pathetic excuse for a democracy land of the not even remotely free war mongering corrupt sick brain washing bible thumping conceited internet poker denied asses. Everything your country allegedly stands for is a sham.
See you at the tables (for a bit anyway, until you all have to piss off and stop your ignorant, nightly jibes)

Anyone who's never French bashed - tough beat guys. GL in the future.

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I read this in a snotty French accent and pictured the guy from Cheers who used to try to steal Woody's girlfriend and it made it much funnier than it actually is.

PS - No one says 'Freedom Fries'. We do, however, say "Freedom Toast" on occasion.

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FWIW I still think the french are idiots. Thats pretty bad coming from this side of the pond.

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While I agree with some of your points I will not subscribe to your newsletter as you are a cheese eating surrender monkey. And now some jokes:


A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the US will win it for you.

A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."


Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.


French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.


True quote from French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Obviously he was speaking for the French!


Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Thats enough for now, but you get the point.

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While I agree with some of your points I will not subscribe to your newsletter as you are a cheese eating surrender monkey. And now some jokes:


A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and the US will win it for you.

A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."


Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.


French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.


True quote from French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Obviously he was speaking for the French!


Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Thats enough for now, but you get the point.

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Plus ca change?

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

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I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

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Good thing we bailed them out so their entire country didn't starve to death during their revolution lolol

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You know, this thread makes me feel a lot better about things. Every time I say to myself "awww, shucks! I can't play online poker anymore", I'll still remind myself that things aren't that bad and life could be worse. At least I'm not french.

TY Frenchie!!

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You pay 90% taxes on your poker winnings in France anyway, so what's the point?

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

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Good thing we bailed them out so their entire country didn't starve to death during their revolution lolol

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This really could go on and on.

ZOMG GOOD THING THEY SOLD US LOUISIANA SO WE COULD HAVE MARTI GRAS AND SEE BOOBZ!!!

French surrender jokes are the most boring ever. It's like, it's so much of a stretch to find something funny that the joke is on yourself.

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I'm English, so....

Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo.

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lol most of you guys are unemployed and living off the government

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I'm English, so....

Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo.

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Mers-el-Kebir

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LET THEM EAT CAKE

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I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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so your kids can go to war for no reason?

so your government can tell you what you can and can't do?

no, I don't really see why

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I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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so your kids can go to war for no reason?

so your government can tell you what you can and can't do?

no, I don't really see why

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BUT BUT THEY SURRENEDERED IN WARS BEFORE LOLOLOL ITS FUNNY DO U SEE Y!?!?!

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No one likes France.

Go home, France.

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T-God our Canada was founded by France d00d.

Also honestly, Bush's freedom fries comment was as preposterous and sensational as CLICK YOUR MOUSE AND LOSE YOUR HOUSE.

At least France kept all its beautiful artwork by being surrender monkeys back in the day.

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T-God our Canada was founded by France d00d.



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And I'm like 1/3rd French. I will rephrase by saying that no one like 20th Century or beyond France.

Nit.

Re: To all you French hating Americans
 

1) We are still playing online poker. Sorry.

2) On 10 October 1995, France's diplomatically besieged Ambassador to New Zealand, Jacques LeBlanc, requested journalists not to describe France as detonating 'bombs' when testing nuclear weapons in the South Pacific:
"I do not like this word 'bomb'. It is not a nuclear bomb, it is a device which is exploding."

So there are idiot politicians everywhere. DUCY?

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It's unfortunate the US has so many hypocrises and corrupt politicians. The far right and far left are doing a good job bringing this country down in just about every facet at this time. There are a number of countries I would rather live in than the United States. France is by no means one of them.

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I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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so your kids can go to war for no reason?

so your government can tell you what you can and can't do?

no, I don't really see why

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BUT BUT THEY SURRENEDERED IN WARS BEFORE LOLOLOL ITS FUNNY DO U SEE Y!?!?!

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hahaha [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] chumpchange

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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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we did nothing of the sort, our government over extending its arm of law did, but nonethe less steps like that were what have lead to the BUSH MONSTER, he wants his bounty from the PP Monster

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Ummmm, I would much rather be without online poker than be UNDER NAZI OCCUPATION YOU PRETENTIOUS IDIOT.

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I'd rather be American and not able to play online poker than French and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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so your kids can go to war for no reason?

so your government can tell you what you can and can't do?

no, I don't really see why

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Then again rap music got banned in Paris.