Preparation for the future.
 

Since Party and other major poker sites will be tapping into the Asian market in the nearby future, I figure us HSNLers should practice Asian languages since we *are* HSNLers and always try to stay ahead of the pack. Today's lesson is Chinese because well, there's a billion of them.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
(You MUST read them aloud)

English
Chinese

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

Stupid Man
Dum fukk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa

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LOL
erorer

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Easily the least funny thing I've seen all day. Congratulations!

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yea my post have been boring but come on.

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I'd like to get "how can you call that?" and "nh" translated.

Ty.

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Haha, I thought it was quite funny [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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[ QUOTE ]
I'd like to get "how can you call that?" and "nh" translated.

Ty.

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"how can you call that?" = Sheesh Wong Xay Nau.
"nh" = haha got me.

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A few (or most) of you do not find this funny. That's fine with me, for the same reason I don't find Conan O'Brien or David Letterman funny; perhaps it is due to the way our humorous bone is structured.

If I have to guess, you are probably non-Asian or do not have a lot of Asian friends (I hope that line didn't come out as a racist comment). I am Asian and my Asian friends think it's funny. Perhaps for the same reason why white people find him funny and minorities in this country find him funny.

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Apparently black Monday is an excuse to make retarded posts in HSNL

I like it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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linked from SSNL

hh [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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slow-

funny stuff.