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Golden_Rhino 09-28-2006 10:12 PM

Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
You're at a bar, and two burly men get mad at you and want to take it outside. you have the power to summon one celebrity or athlete to help you. who would it be?

I go with Don Beebe. this guy got carried out on a stretcher every other game, but was always back by the fourth quarter. It would be good to have a guy who refuses to stay down on your side.

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challenger84 09-28-2006 10:15 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Chuck Lidell

DMBFan23 09-28-2006 10:15 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Chuck Norris

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hellbender 09-28-2006 10:16 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Jet Li.

Dan. 09-28-2006 10:16 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Chuck Norris

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I can't believe I had to read a post before this one.

punkass 09-28-2006 10:16 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
I'm pretty sure Andre the Giant can handle any two bar guys. Mike Tyson would eat their children, although that doesn't help me at the time.

This sparks a question...how many 5 year olds can 2 drunk bar guys take...

nevermind.

Golden_Rhino 09-28-2006 10:17 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
New rule, he's not allowed. I assumed it went without saying. You want to win the fight, not kill the guys.

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challenger84 09-28-2006 10:19 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Chuck Norris

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That's what I meant, my fingers slipped.

elus2 09-28-2006 10:26 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Gilbert Gottfried or someone else equally small/annoying that I can run faster than.

NT! 09-28-2006 10:28 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/class...to/c_lt4_i.jpg

FortunaMaximus 09-28-2006 10:29 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Three sloshed Newfies can take on a dozen bikers.

Jack Bando 09-28-2006 10:30 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Fiction-Jack Bauer
Real Life-Tony Jaa,Steven Seagal, or Bill Romanowski.

cardsharkk04 09-28-2006 10:31 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://ironteam.net/archives/yoda.jpg

IronDragon1 09-28-2006 10:33 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Chuck Lidell

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LOL.

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SNOWBALL 09-28-2006 10:35 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Off the top of my head, I go with Joe Rogan. He's been a black belt in Tae Kwon Do since he was 15, and won the American Open Tae Kwon Do championship in 1987. He's also a brown belt in brazilian jiu-jitsu.

lippy 09-28-2006 10:37 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Julius Peppers

Eurotrash 09-28-2006 10:38 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
i'd go with Sup Bro.

ursine cotcher 09-28-2006 10:42 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://www.revenews.com/shmuly/image/mr%20t.JPG

ruefulrabbit 09-28-2006 10:44 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Fiction-Jack Bauer
Real Life-Tony Jaa,Steven Seagal, or Bill Romanowski.

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Jack Bauer has a nasty habit of having his companions die.

EMc 09-28-2006 10:47 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
shaq or michael clark duncan.

Bodhisattva 09-28-2006 10:53 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Ray Lewis

mmbt0ne 09-28-2006 11:00 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Suge Knight

tuq 09-28-2006 11:01 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Stephen Hawking

BCPVP 09-28-2006 11:02 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Real Life-Tony Jaa,Steven Seagal, or Bill Romanowski.

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Why not take a real Muay Thai boxer? Someone like Ramon Dekkers ?

Jasper109 09-28-2006 11:02 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...99/blackme.jpg

DirtyDiggs 09-28-2006 11:03 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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Ray Lewis

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Nah, he'd kill them, then get away with it because he blamed it on you.

b00000000000m 09-28-2006 11:03 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
I'd go with god. Probably the biggest celebrity of all time.

That aside, do you really want Don Beebe? How tough could he be if he got carried away on a stretcher so frequently?

semsorok 09-28-2006 11:04 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
meh, just for sheer scare power+size+mass = Nikolai Naluev

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HumanACtor 09-28-2006 11:06 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://www.darkzero.co.uk/images/boondock3.jpg

punkass 09-28-2006 11:06 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
holy crap, that guy looks like a bear.

Blarg 09-28-2006 11:07 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Ann Coulter. Most guys couldn't last 20 seconds with her. Every time I hear her or even think about her I practically fall backwards out of my chair.

tuq 09-28-2006 11:10 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Blarg, if you're going to use that criteria, seriously...

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orange 09-28-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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meh, just for sheer scare power+size+mass = Nikolai Naluev

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JESUS [censored] CHRIST THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A [censored] ANIMAL

nath 09-28-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Tyson FTW

Jasper109 09-28-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...99/sport03.jpg

NT! 09-28-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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http://www.darkzero.co.uk/images/boondock3.jpg

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nh

Golden_Rhino 09-28-2006 11:17 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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That aside, do you really want Don Beebe? How tough could he be if he got carried away on a stretcher so frequently?

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Good point. He always comes back, but I might be dead by the time he gets his smelling salts. I change my vote to her.

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FortunaMaximus 09-28-2006 11:17 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
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holy crap, that guy looks like a bear.

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Bulgarian genetics experiment. Don't worry about it. He's only part bear.

zipppy 09-28-2006 11:24 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
Helps win the fight and keeps your beer cold.

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edit: i had a better pic of subzero, don't know what happened. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Case Closed 09-28-2006 11:31 PM

Re: Barfight: Who would you want on your side?
 
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. Bret the Hitman Hart.


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