what bumper stickers make you want to run people off the road?
 

For me, it's just about any Christian evangelical crap

"In case of rapture, this car will be unoccupied"

or lesbian/feminist garbage

"Praise Goddess"

etc.

What are yours?

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"Buy American" on a Toyota
"Save the Environment" on a SUV

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Those ones bragging about kids on the honor roll. Like I give a crap that your kid aced his spelling quiz.

Also - Mean People Suck (and I used to go to lots of Dead shows...)

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Anything political, really. I don't care what party you support, but I am annoyed that you think I should care, and that I have to know about it while you're driving too fkn slow in front of me.

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Bush/Cheney 2004

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Those ones bragging about kids on the honor roll. Like I give a crap that your kid aced his spelling quiz.

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I meant to pre-emtively strike against this response. This doesn't really bother me, I just don't care. Mostly they're proud that their kids aren't slinging crack and also no doubt they put it on there so their kid will see it and be proud. As such, I have no problem with those.

EDIT: I still would laugh at a "my kid pozzed your honor student" bumper sticker.

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One of my favorite bumper stickers: "My kid beat up your honor student".

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almost any one that i have seen more than once when you get right down to it

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Bush/Cheney 2004

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The semi-obscene political ones. I don't care if you voted for Kerry or Bush in 2004, I do care if my 7 year old reads obscenities on the car in front of me driving to school.

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The fish with "Darwin" inside. No matter what your beliefs are, I think this one is just dumb.

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Anything with Calvin peeing on something. Also the ones with Calvin bowing to the cross.

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Those ones bragging about kids on the honor roll. Like I give a crap that your kid aced his spelling quiz.

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I meant to pre-emtively strike against this response. This doesn't really bother me, I just don't care. Mostly they're proud that their kids aren't slinging crack and also no doubt they put it on there so their kid will see it and be proud. As such, I have no problem with those.

EDIT: I still would laugh at a "my kid pozzed your honor student" bumper sticker.

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The other day i saw "My kid beat up your honor student" bumper sticker, probably first time I saw in when it wasn't on TV.

Anything regarding the '04 election is pathetic. It was 2 years ago get with the times!

Also just today I saw one of the worst ones, something along the lines of -"I believe in the big bang theory, God wanted to create the world, and bang, he created the universe." I just laughed.

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Bush/Cheney 2004

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"In case of rapture, this car will be unoccupied"

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This is exactly what I thought of before I even opened the thread.

I want a bumper sticker that says "In case of rapture, I am going to steal your car."

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agreed on the Calvin peeing.. luckily I've never seen bowing to the cross. That's just straight up weird when you get right down to it. "Hey know what Jesus would really love? COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!"

I saw one today that said, "Why Worry? GOD has a plan!" or something to that effect.

EDIT: In general, unless it's REALLY funny, I find them pretty stupid regardless. "sweet I just spent a lot of money on this car. Let's put a bunch of $1 stickers on it so everyone will know what bands I like!"

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Oh yeah, and people with bumper stickers about G_d or their kids invariably drive annoyingly slow and cluelessly. I get out of their lane ASAP.

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"My money and child goes to ____ University"

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all of them.

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IMO, bumper stickers exist to show you who are [censored] ass licking retards. most all of them make me want to run people off the road.

i mean really, have you ever seen a bumper sticker that you thought was just perfect on a car? theyr'e retarded. no one gives a [censored] what you think, or who you voted for, how smart your kid is, how much of an [censored] your kid is, what kind of retarded brand loyalty you have for a car, or what bands you like.

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my sister has "thank god we're in a blue state" on her subaru suv

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I generally hate political, religious, and honor student crap, but the one's that make me laugh are cool.

One of the worst ever: "Mean people suck" ugh...

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Kerry/Edwards by far, along with all the tie-dyed and hippy crap that usually accompanies them. Honestly, any bumper sticker at all makes me think you are a moron.

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The ones that people put on their cars.

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that's pretty good.

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I think that all bumper stickers are retarded, and anyone with one should be removed from the gene pool. Anyone who goes more than 5 days without removing the plate holder that various shops/dealerships put on there should have their car taken away.

That said, is it possible that a decent bumper sticker could possibly exist? I warrant that it hasn't happened yet, but what would be one that doesn't imply that the driver is a retard?

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I see the same beat-up Volvo with the bumper sticker "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History" twice a week on my commute and it annoys the [censored] out of me.

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IMO, bumper stickers exist to show you who are [censored] ass licking retards. most all of them make me want to run people off the road.

i mean really, have you ever seen a bumper sticker that you thought was just perfect on a car? theyr'e retarded. no one gives a [censored] what you think, or who you voted for, how smart your kid is, how much of an [censored] your kid is, what kind of retarded brand loyalty you have for a car, or what bands you like.

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Bush/Cheney 2004

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I saw a great one the other day:

"Women make great leaders. Your following one now."

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Anything in Boulder.

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I would buy one of these, no question.

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I've always had a theory that the level of how insufferable someone would be to talk with in person has a direct correlation to the number of bumper stickers they have on their car.

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"I'm a BITCH, and proud of it!" -- I saw this one the other day and wanted to run her off the road.

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Anything post-9/11 and patriotic on an SUV.

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this is the one i hate:

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It's not just that I don't like the guy, what the [censored] does this even MEAN? Do you support him? Do you just think it looks cool? Yes, he is in fact the president! Thanks for that soul-crushing reminder, Mr. Lexus SUV! You pay for that with your tax cut?

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That said, is it possible that a decent bumper sticker could possibly exist? I warrant that it hasn't happened yet, but what would be one that doesn't imply that the driver is a retard?

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