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I really Need your Help!
Is there any kind people here that would like to help me with a tiny, symbolic, amount on PokerStars? I am in a very difficult situation at the moment; I nearly have enough money to food cause I gambled away my collegeloan.... If you could spare me a couple $ on stars, I would be enourmous grateful!
My nickname is siljesilje.. Thank you!!! |
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I would've sent you money, but you capitalized "need' and "help" in your title.
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Your story needs to be about 5 times sadder...
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Heres my "symbolic" donation.
http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg Hope this Helps you in your time of Need |
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Get a job and get some professional help for your gambling problems.
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Casino whore $50 to 3k in 10 days, then play thw WCOOP Main event and take it down!!
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Get a job and get some professional help for your gambling problems. [/ QUOTE ] |
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how can u gamble away all ur college loan money and then ask for just a couple of dollars?? something sounds fishy here...either way, ban...
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lol beggaments
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ahahahahaha
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how can u gamble away all ur college loan money and then ask for just a couple of dollars?? something sounds fishy here...either way, ban... [/ QUOTE ] good analysis, sherlock. |
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lol beggaments [/ QUOTE ] ban |
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This thread gets an lol from me for having nearly enough money to food.
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You can have my lottery winnings that I got in my e-mail today!
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This thread gets an lol from me for having nearly enough money to food. [/ QUOTE ] Hahaahhaha I agree soooo soooo deeply. |
Hey, Lee Jones ... time to ban a compulsive gambler from Stars
Good thing you have nearly enough money for food because
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. If someone bailed you out, you would not have learned anything ... go stand on a street corner with a squeegee and get the rest of the money you need for food. |
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[ QUOTE ] lol beggaments [/ QUOTE ] ban [/ QUOTE ] you're an idiot |
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lol, he can't spell....right after getting help on that gambling addiction, go join elementary school...
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lol broke ass whiteys
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make a thousand LOLAMENTS and 1c/2c NL posts in bbv and people will start sending you $ just to shut you up. its been proven to work.
edit: 5man sngs's is also a sure thing. you'll be making bazillions in a matter of hours. |
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I gambled away my collegeloan.... [/ QUOTE ] That wasnt a very smart thing to do. |
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make a thousand LOLAMENTS and 1c/2c NL posts in bbv and people will start sending you $ just to shut you up. its been proven to work. edit: 5man sngs's is also a sure thing. you'll be making bazillions in a matter of hours. [/ QUOTE ] somebody is jealous.... |
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this guy got sauced to the 37th degree
NEXT! |
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Will you eat your dad's cum for $5?
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I'll stake him if he posts a pic with him holding a sign that says:
"ROG PWNS OBV" |
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Your post sucks for the following reasons...
[_] Stupid Microlimit gains [_] LOL Donkaments [_] LOL Murdaments [_] Lost less than you can find in couch [_] Not really bad beat, villian played well [_] Graph not in included [_] LOL Limidonk [_] Limit downswing of less than 500BB (standard) [_] Anything with AA involved [X] Not really Busto [_] Retarded chat [_] WON A POT!!!!!!!!1 [_] Ban Andrew Krapinski [_] Set = Guaranteed Nuts [_] Too many levels [_] Overcards > Pocket Pair=more outs [_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK [_] Intentionally Left Blank [_] Help me I am a bot [_] Didn't realize it was for the Bad Beat Jackpot [_] Shi77y Post [_] Banged ugly chick brag [_] Sexy Sunglasses [_] Pun-owned [_] Schnieds 4bet me [_] Tilting at Value Meal Levels [_] Will Smith [_] Sponger for Mod [_] Just because bbv says it sucks [_] Die spam die [X] OP please go away [X] LOL Begaments [X] We will give to McBusto instead [X] InFeRnO for mod |
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Ohh god... Just send him a couple $ !!!!!!!
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Is there any kind people here that would like to help me with a tiny, symbolic, amount on PokerStars? I am in a very difficult situation at the moment; I nearly have enough money to food cause I gambled away my collegeloan.... If you could spare me a couple $ on stars, I would be enourmous grateful! My nickname is siljesilje.. Thank you!!! [/ QUOTE ] u people make me sick this is why online poker is gettin banned, that and a bunch of other [censored] motives for congress my advice go rob a bank and make headlines like those other jerkoffs i will out of the goodness of my heart however transfer u 5 million in play chips on UB if ud like ... now piss off |
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i feel like burning a $100 bill on camera and sending it to op. because im rich. and hes not.
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Ohh god... Just send him a couple $ !!!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] dupe account obv. |
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i feel like burning a $100 bill on camera and sending it to op. because im rich. and hes not. [/ QUOTE ] Ship it. LOL |
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I am really sorry for sending you this private message, but could you please send me a tiny symbolic amount on PokerStars? Maybe a blind? (I saw you replyed to my threath) I dont like to beg, but I am having a difficult time cause I gambled away my collegeloan. I will NOT play any more poker. I will cash it out, so I can try to have a normal life! I will pay you back one day! My nickname on stars is: siljesilje Thank you! [/ QUOTE ] LOL Im busto and only come to BBV because it makes me laugh my balls off. Please don't beg and if you must, beg from players who are not busto. Maybe you can make a raptor jesus pic with your free time and amuse us. Either that or just go away. |
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OP freerolls baby!!!!
Grind it. |
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lol i got the same one.
I am really sorry for sending you this private message, but could you please send me a tiny symbolic amount on PokerStars? Maybe a blind? (I saw you replyed to my threath) I dont like to beg, but I am having a difficult time cause I gambled away my collegeloan. I will NOT play any more poker. I will cash it out, so I can try to have a normal life! I will pay you back one day! My nickname on stars is: siljesilje Thank you! |
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lol i got the same one. I am really sorry for sending you this private message, but could you please send me a tiny symbolic amount on PokerStars? Maybe a blind? (I saw you replyed to my threath) I dont like to beg, but I am having a difficult time cause I gambled away my collegeloan. I will NOT play any more poker. I will cash it out, so I can try to have a normal life! I will pay you back one day! My nickname on stars is: siljesilje Thank you! [/ QUOTE ] How about 2c for the 1c-2c game? EDIT - And WTF is a threath? |
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In all seriousness to the OP, even though this is BBV,
freerolls baby, freerolls!! My cheap bastard co-worker/good friend won $6 on absolutely terrible poker and now has 4k. Freerolls. [ QUOTE ] EDIT - And WTF is a threath? [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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OP, im running awful this month and ive made $3.6k. $3.6k more than you have. hahahahahahha.
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i feel like burning a $100 bill on camera and sending it to op. because im rich. and hes not. [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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[ QUOTE ] EDIT - And WTF is a threath? [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] lol i got the same one. I am really sorry for sending you this private message, but could you please send me a tiny symbolic amount on PokerStars? Maybe a blind? (I saw you replyed to my threath) I dont like to beg, but I am having a difficult time cause I gambled away my collegeloan. I will NOT play any more poker. I will cash it out, so I can try to have a normal life! I will pay you back one day! My nickname on stars is: siljesilje Thank you! [/ QUOTE ] I know what he meant I was just poking fun at OP/being nitty. |
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