Dumbest bluff in history of poker?
 

Holdem No Limit - $2 BB

CO ($671.82)
Button ($199) [Hero]
SB ($180.36)
BB ($49)
UTG ($356.25)
MP ($920.20)

Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $3)
MP calls $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2 and raises $8, BB calls $9, UTG folds, MP calls $8

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, $32)
BB checks, MP bets $8, Hero calls $8 and raises $24, BB calls $32, MP calls $24 and raises $48, Hero folds, BB calls $7 and is All-In

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($183)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($183)

Results: Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB has T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
MP has 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB wins $139 with 3 of a Kind: 8s (Jack kicker)

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it worked didnt it

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haha you got worked.

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it worked didnt it

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Nope, he lost the pot to the BB...
I mean, the BB is practically all-in, and he reraised my reraise and a call by a guy who is all-in with 5 high.

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haha you got worked.

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Yeah, but i got him later [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Holdem No Limit - $2 BB

MP ($500.57)
CO ($205.25) [Hero]
Button ($343)
SB ($0)
BB ($119)
UTG ($1,535.20)

Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $3)
MP calls $2, Hero calls $2, 2 folds, UTG raises $8, MP calls $8, Hero calls $8

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, $31)
UTG bets $16, MP calls $16, Hero calls $16 and raises $32, UTG calls $32, MP calls $32

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, $175)
UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $147.25 and is All-In, UTG calls $147.25, MP folds

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($469.5)

Results: Hero has T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG has A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero wins $466.5 with Straight KQJT9

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seen dumber

the guy who pushed all in with royal flush on the board, then said "ever hear of bluffing?"

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Looks like there's a following for 53o...

53o

I love this game. Just hope they keep playing.

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wow this is some seriously ugly poker.

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This is some serious twilight zone [censored]

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wow this is some seriously ugly poker.

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BWD, this is really awful play

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BWD, this is really awful play

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Which hand are you referring to and why? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
The straight one?
Well, i had to adapt to the table, it was very loose, so was no point of raising a good multiway pot hand like QTs.
I could never outplay those guys, they just kept calling with bottom pairs if i raised and cbet, so i increased my vpip and decreased pfr.

Plus, i knew, that if i hit against this particular guy, he will pay me off big, hence the call of a raise.

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You slowplayed JJ preflop which is very bad, and I'd raise the QTs too. Then in both you slowplayed your hands to death. Play aggro, get money in and good things happen. I know it's frustrating playing against those types of players when you miss, but you HAVE TO raise JJ pre, you would have won that hand had you raised and c-bet since they couldn't have pushed you off at that point. (results-oreiented I know but it's an example).

I hate minraising your straight on that board, lots of cards can kill your action on the turn. Since these guys never fold as you say, get the money in on the flop.

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You slowplayed JJ preflop which is very bad, and I'd raise the QTs too. Then in both you slowplayed your hands to death. Play aggro, get money in and good things happen. I know it's frustrating playing against those types of players when you miss, but you HAVE TO raise JJ pre, you would have won that hand had you raised and c-bet since they couldn't have pushed you off at that point. (results-oreiented I know but it's an example).

I hate minraising your straight on that board, lots of cards can kill your action on the turn. Since these guys never fold as you say, get the money in on the flop.

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Dude, what are you talking about?

Hero is Button with J, J
Preflop: (5 players, $3)
MP calls $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2 and raises $8,

And i raised to 48 with a straight after he bet 16.
How is that miniraising?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Ok, i know why you got confused, this converter is different.
If i raise to 10 he writes "call 2 and raise 8" and if i raise to 48 he writes "call 16 and raise 32".

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seen dumber

the guy who pushed all in with royal flush on the board,

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I do this. I've seen people fold with the nuts on the board more than once. The fold is always followed by a lot of expletives in the chat box once they realize what they've done.

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bwd :

I'd suggest raising preflop with JJ instead of just calling the $2. Raising like $8 more or so would be the optimal play.

Shalom!

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uh he did raise

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Hero calls $2 and raises $8

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STOP STRING BETTING NOOB

fking internet players

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He got the best hand out to have 6 outs against the JT. Brilliant!

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Holdem No Limit - $2 BB

CO ($671.82)
Button ($199) [Hero]
SB ($180.36)
BB ($49)
UTG ($356.25)
MP ($920.20)

Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $3)
MP calls $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2 and raises $8, BB calls $9, UTG folds, MP calls $8

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, $32)
BB checks, MP bets $8, Hero calls $8 and raises $24, BB calls $32, MP calls $24 and raises $48, Hero folds, BB calls $7 and is All-In

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($183)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($183)

Results: Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB has T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
MP has 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB wins $139 with 3 of a Kind: 8s (Jack kicker)

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No offense, sir, but this looks more along the lines of one of the dumbest folds in the history of poker.

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Holdem No Limit - $2 BB

CO ($671.82)
Button ($199) [Hero]
SB ($180.36)
BB ($49)
UTG ($356.25)
MP ($920.20)

Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $3)
MP calls $2, CO folds, Hero calls $2 and raises $8, BB calls $9, UTG folds, MP calls $8

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, $32)
BB checks, MP bets $8, Hero calls $8 and raises $24, BB calls $32, MP calls $24 and raises $48, Hero folds, BB calls $7 and is All-In

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($183)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($183)

Results: Hero has J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB has T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
MP has 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB wins $139 with 3 of a Kind: 8s (Jack kicker)

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Oh yeah, and whatever site it is, you should really start checking in on its practices or at least keep those two SNS on. It's obvious there is some kind of collusion or some [censored] going on here, because I've never seen 35o play a hand like this on this board in my entire life. Still, terrible fold by you sir.

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uh he did raise

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Thanks for correcting me! You are doing us a real service here. You truly understand the spirit of BBV! AWESOME!

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Is that an online string bet in hand 1?

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You are joking, right?
I raise preflop, on a board of 788 dude minbets, that raises 50 more after i reraise and another guy is allin?

What hand do i normally beat here?
It's either slowplayed QQ-AA, 77 or 8X like 95% of the time.
Who could put him on a moronic bluff like this? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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bwd :

I'd suggest raising preflop with JJ instead of just calling the $2. Raising like $8 more or so would be the optimal play.

Shalom!

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Yeah, i should have done that.
I should have also reraised on the flop after his minbet, to show him i have the best hand.
That would surely make him fold his runner runner 2 pairs draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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get a new converter

its step 1 in not becoming a fish, since only fish say call x and raise y

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uh he did raise

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Thanks for correcting me! You are doing us a real service here. You truly understand the spirit of BBV! AWESOME!

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what

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seen dumber

the guy who pushed all in with royal flush on the board,

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I do this. I've seen people fold with the nuts on the board more than once. The fold is always followed by a lot of expletives in the chat box once they realize what they've done.

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then rake wins
but, the guy thought he was really bluffin

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get a new converter

its step 1 in not becoming a fish, since only fish say call x and raise y

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Yeah, there are lots of Tribeca converters out there to choose from...
Till someone makes a second one, i will be an online string betting fish [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]