Absolute Poker Won\'t Pay Up
 

I tried to cashout my Absolute Poker account. Their system wouldn't allow it because it's only $40 (I started with more). Anyway, I sent them email and they replied that their website clearly states you have to have more than $50 to cashout. I didn't notice this clear rule when I signed up and just now I went to their website and can't find it. Anyway, I just want what's left of my money returned and it's certainly not fair for them to just keep any amount under $50. Any suggestions? Thanks in advance

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how bout u get a real bankroll u broke ass piece of [censored] hahahahahah

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Beat: Cashing out $40.

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Desposit $10 or get someone to xfer you $10 and you xfer them back on another site or via paypal or neteller or whatever. I would do it, but I dont have an AP account.

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Place $10 bet on Black Jack, win and cashout $50, problem solved

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how bout u get a real bankroll u broke ass piece of [censored] hahahahahah

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lol

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Learn how to read preflop.

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Win at poker.

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If you've got a PokerStars account with any money in it, I can help you out. I have like $15 in my Absolute account that I received free just for proving my identity during the cashout process.

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Any suggestions? Thanks in advance

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Flip a coin for $10.

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how bout u get a real bankroll u broke ass piece of [censored] hahahahahah

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not funny [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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how bout u get a real bankroll u broke ass piece of [censored] hahahahahah

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not funny [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i laughed.

side note: I mean honestly, if $40 is that important to you, what are you doing depositing in the first place?

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I tried to cashout my Absolute Poker account. Their system wouldn't allow it because it's only $40 (I started with more). Anyway, I sent them email and they replied that their website clearly states you have to have more than $50 to cashout. I didn't notice this clear rule when I signed up and just now I went to their website and can't find it. Anyway, I just want what's left of my money returned and it's certainly not fair for them to just keep any amount under $50. Any suggestions? Thanks in advance

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Let me guess the ending to this story...

You come to MY table, complain about your luck and how Absolute is RIGGED!!!, then proceed to flop quad 9's on me (while I hold KK) and cashout with $52. Thanks buddy.

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Place $10 bet on Black Jack, lose, place $20 bet on Black Jack, lose, place $10 bet on Black Jack, lose.

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op - try to win 10 more dollars lol

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wow, just...wow.

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I'm not a huge fan of the site, but stop slandering Absolute's name with the title of this thread when really your own stupid low-bankroll worthlessness is the only thing to blame here.

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Absolute poker lol.

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I'm not a huge fan of the site, but stop slandering Absolute's name with the title of this thread when really your own stupid low-bankroll worthlessness is the only thing to blame here.

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True. They make you jump through hoops on a ridiculous level but this doesn't come close to qualifying as that. The minumum $50/50 euros is standard on practically EVERY site.

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Party Poker won't pay up

While I was drunk last night, I deposited my last 600 dollars to my name at Party Poker and played a couple of $10 SNGs, which I lost in rigged hands KK < QQ preflop and QQ < AJ. Then I played blackjack and ran it up to about 1000 before going up to $100 per hand and losing it all in a matter of seconds.

I called Party Poker this morning to get my money back, explaining that I was drunk, but they said when I signed up I agreed to their terms and conditions. BUT I WAS DRUNK THEN, TOO, WTF??? They just didn't seem to get it.

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I had this same problem on Empire - they gave me $15 because I'm such a nice person, and by the time I played enough hands of poker to clear it, I was up to $18.

My solution? Blackjack. $5 a hand, run my balance up to $52, and cash out. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]