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Georgia Avenue 09-15-2006 04:18 PM

MS PAINT--RAPTOR CHRIST 4 MOD
 
Please post your homemade raptorchrist images.
This one is based on John 2:33:Chowmeow:87

Yea verily he said to them: Go forth and pozz some ugly canadian bitches. And so they did so then, and sat upon yonder toilet seats and that was good. And they fished unto the river and found there a straight flush. "Put it onto a ship and sail homeward lol!" they said. And raptorchrist said: "You are the rock upon which I crack aces, bastard!" And so it was.



http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/9...hinglolip2.png

FULL RAKE 09-15-2006 04:24 PM

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this is awesome. need to finish pokering... then, RAPTOR SAVIOR.

Flintoff 09-15-2006 04:24 PM

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Did you smoke it or inject it?

DING-DONG YO 09-15-2006 04:25 PM

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss

aejones 09-15-2006 04:33 PM

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lol old testaments

danzasmack 09-15-2006 04:34 PM

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http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7356/image22kn3.png

Anders 09-15-2006 04:38 PM

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I can't decide if "John 2:33:Chowmeow:87" or "lol old testaments" is funnier, but both of you guys deserve a medal or something. A+.

DING-DONG YO 09-15-2006 04:38 PM

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GA - Thanks for specifying 2+2 BBV for life. I might have otherwise gotten it confused with all the other BBV forums out there.

costanza_g 09-15-2006 04:39 PM

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http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/144/draptorxy6.jpg

meh

MYNAMEIZGREG 09-15-2006 04:40 PM

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lol old testaments

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NH

Georgia Avenue 09-15-2006 04:41 PM

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This one's from the apochryphal Book of St. John of Kane:

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9...orjesusmo8.png

Dan87 09-15-2006 04:41 PM

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http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload9/aces.JPG

I don't even have photoshop installed since I reformatted, so I really had to use MSPaint [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

kidcolin 09-15-2006 04:41 PM

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danzasmack rules

DAN: you really suck at MSPaint [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

diebitter 09-15-2006 04:43 PM

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The Jurrasic Garden of Gethsemene

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9214/jesusnm7.jpg

PS. I am the most sucky as MS-Paint, so you know.

Georgia Avenue 09-15-2006 04:44 PM

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Does that really say: "I won all the baby money"? Cuz that's basically the funniest thing ever.

danzasmack 09-15-2006 04:50 PM

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ayesssur

TheNoodleMan 09-15-2006 05:00 PM

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http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h4...raptorcopy.jpg

Georgia Avenue 09-15-2006 05:01 PM

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AND Jesus appeared unto them saying LO I HAVE RETURNED FROM HELL AND HAVE DEFEATED THE DEEVIL SUPWHAT? And Mary Magdelane was overjoyed for she needed some shoes. And so they went to the Bellagio and Jesus bought her some Gucci and was sorely vexed.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7...orjesesbq0.png

loyalguard 09-15-2006 05:14 PM

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http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8072/rapes8.jpg

Requin 09-15-2006 05:17 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
lol old testaments

[/ QUOTE ]Thats the first 'aments' I've ever laughed at

T.J. Combo 09-15-2006 05:18 PM

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http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ptorChrist.jpg

Eulysses 09-15-2006 05:22 PM

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This is the best thread in the history of BBV.

costanza_g 09-15-2006 05:23 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h4...raptorcopy.jpg

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lololololololol

diebitter 09-15-2006 05:24 PM

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http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ptorChrist.jpg

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GOLD! milk came out my nose. tnx.

FULL RAKE 09-15-2006 05:24 PM

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http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...rake/rapta.jpg

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow brings a FATALITY for those who oppose Raptor Christ!"

Georgia Avenue 09-15-2006 05:28 PM

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lol vest-a-ments

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9...orjesusmr0.png

loyalguard 09-15-2006 05:33 PM

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lol vest-a-ments

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9...orjesusmr0.png

[/ QUOTE ]

Gold!

raptor517 09-15-2006 05:46 PM

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hahahahahahhaha. holla

EmpireMaker2 09-15-2006 05:53 PM

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i love it

kidcolin 09-15-2006 05:54 PM

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TJ that's awesome.

FULL RAKE 09-15-2006 05:56 PM

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I spent like 20 minutes on mine and nobody thought it was funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

loyalguard 09-15-2006 05:56 PM

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http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/940/suppercx0.jpg

checkmate36 09-15-2006 06:05 PM

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My stomach hurts from laughing.

Does this mean we go to BBV hell now??

diebitter 09-15-2006 06:07 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
My stomach hurts from laughing.

Does this mean we go to BBV hell now??

[/ QUOTE ]

And that would be different how?

FULL RAKE 09-15-2006 06:08 PM

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Take 2:

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...lrake/emp2.jpg

McBusto 09-15-2006 06:08 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
My stomach hurts from laughing.

Does this mean we go to BBV hell now??

[/ QUOTE ]

And that would be different how?

[/ QUOTE ]
oot = BBV hell

rohjoh 09-15-2006 06:14 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ptorChrist.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

GOLD! milk came out my nose. tnx.

[/ QUOTE ]


GOLD! beer came out my nose. tnx.

diebitter 09-15-2006 06:15 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ptorChrist.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

GOLD! milk came out my nose. tnx.

[/ QUOTE ]


GOLD! beer came out my nose. tnx.

[/ QUOTE ]

I wasn't actually drinking milk at the time tho.

snagglepuss 09-15-2006 06:16 PM

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http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ddo/raptor.jpg

rohjoh 09-15-2006 06:17 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ptorChrist.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

GOLD! milk came out my nose. tnx.

[/ QUOTE ]


GOLD! beer came out my nose. tnx.

[/ QUOTE ]

I wasn't actually drinking milk at the time tho.

[/ QUOTE ]

Its Friday, I am actually drinking beer though


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