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PartyGirlUK 09-09-2006 12:20 PM

LOL, Americans
 
Scene - communal area of U of Chicago's International House where I am staying for 2 nights prior to moving in to my apartment.

Players - Me and Cute Girl (CG)

<Meaningless Introduction>

CG: Let me guess where you are from?
D: OK!
CG: Australia?
D: Nope
CG: New Zealand?
D: Nope
CG looks confused
D: Actually I am from England
CG: Daaaamn
D: Don't worry about it, lots of people back home ask me where I am from, and when I tell them London, they say 'OK, but where are your parents from?' - I just have a strange accent, apparently.
CG: So, are you staying at I-House for the English classes?

kitaristi0 09-09-2006 12:24 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
lol

Combusted 09-09-2006 12:45 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
Yep thats pretty much all cute/hot girls in america

TylerD 09-09-2006 01:16 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
Are you caucasian Dean?

paperjam 09-09-2006 01:18 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
i just quit my job at the u of c, where have these "hot girls" been?

diebitter 09-09-2006 01:19 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
Dean

Lay some Cockney slang on her, mate. THEY LOVE IT!

Fast Food Knight 09-09-2006 01:19 PM

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Yep thats pretty much all cute/hot girls in america

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Ignorance.

Paluka 09-09-2006 01:20 PM

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Dean

Lay some Cock on her, mate. THEY LOVE IT!

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diebitter 09-09-2006 01:21 PM

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Yep thats pretty much all cute/hot girls in america

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Ignorance.

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Ok, no need to hammer it home.

sdunsmb 09-09-2006 01:25 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
Good luck with the classes.

The DaveR 09-09-2006 01:32 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
I was at a wedding once:

Me: Are you Dutch?
Cute Girl: Yes! How did you know? Everything here thinks I'm German.
Me: That's dumb. You sound Dutch, not German.

diebitter 09-09-2006 01:34 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
Dutch girls are pretty great. Was she?

PartyGirlUK 09-09-2006 02:01 PM

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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

The DaveR 09-09-2006 02:14 PM

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Dutch girls are pretty great. Was she?

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Her boyfriend thought so.

The DaveR 09-09-2006 02:15 PM

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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

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You don't get good at Chemistry by caring about pasty white guys on an island.

diebitter 09-09-2006 02:24 PM

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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

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You don't get good at Chemistry by caring about the guys that oversaw the biggest Empire that's ever been on Earth. Oh and single-handedly held back the Nazi scum for years in Europe.

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FYP

vhawk01 09-09-2006 02:32 PM

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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

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You don't get good at Chemistry by caring about the guys that oversaw the biggest Empire that's ever been on Earth. Oh and single-handedly held back the Nazi scum for about five years less than necessary in Europe.

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FYP

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DarthIgnurnt 09-09-2006 02:36 PM

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Oh and single-handedly held back the Nazi scum for years in Europe[/b].

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300,000 dead american soldiers just rolled over in their graves.

PartyGirlUK 09-09-2006 02:41 PM

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Oh and single-handedly held back the Nazi scum for years in Europe[/b].

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300,000 dead american soldiers just rolled over in their graves.

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erm, read what he said again......

DarthIgnurnt 09-09-2006 02:47 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
My bad ... what vhawk said then.

(disclaimer, i'm an american living in the uk)

d10 09-09-2006 03:01 PM

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Yep thats pretty much all cute/hot girls in america

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Ignorance.

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FFK, are you sure you have the qualifications necessary to disprove his claim? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

cardsharkk04 09-09-2006 09:19 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
LOL, sweeping generalizations

HOWMANY 09-09-2006 09:27 PM

Re: LOL, America
 
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LOL, sweeping generalizationaments

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It had to be done.

Will. 09-09-2006 11:05 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
it kinda sounds like she was joking, a lot of women have a very dry sense of humor. it's funny though, cuz a lot of women are just plain retarded too and a retarded person can say a lot of dumb [censored] that sounds like dry humor.

ClassicBob 09-09-2006 11:14 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
lol, americanaments

noir 09-09-2006 11:23 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
From what I have been told, two nights at U of C I-house is a beat.

And if you plan on posting about all of the odd interactions you have with U of C students, you'll wear out your keyboard. Most are brilliant in one way or another, but many don't shine in terms of social interaction.

If you've just arrived, welcome to Chi-town. Let me know if you'd like any bar or restaurant recommendations.

boomshakalaka 09-09-2006 11:35 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
seems like a lot of bbv'ers reign from the great city of chicago. Home game?

Anyways, U of C is actually a pretty fun school. Hyde Park is one of the coolest places to live in chicago. And Ive been to a couple really good parties at U of C.

Oxy 09-09-2006 11:41 PM

Re: LOL, Americans
 
This should be a brag. She knew about the country of England, after all, which is an accomplishment.

Fast Food Knight 09-10-2006 09:54 AM

Re: LOL, America
 
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Yep thats pretty much all cute/hot girls in america

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Ignorance.

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FFK, are you sure you have the qualifications necessary to disprove his claim? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Oh, 100% guaranteed [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Slider 09-10-2006 10:08 AM

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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

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How can u be white but not caucasian.. I'm confused.

Chump Change 09-10-2006 10:30 AM

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it kinda sounds like she was joking, a lot of women have a very dry sense of humor. it's funny though, cuz a lot of women are just plain retarded too and a retarded person can say a lot of dumb [censored] that sounds like dry humor.

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Yes.

Yes they can.

Chump Change 09-10-2006 10:32 AM

Re: LOL, America
 
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Are you caucasian Dean?

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No, but I'm white.

This girl was actually doing some work here towards her PhD in Chemistry at Berkeley, just amazing how comeone like that can go so far.

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How can u be white but not caucasian.. I'm confused.

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Ancestry pale of skin but not from the Mts. of Caucus?


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