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menbiller 09-08-2006 05:21 PM

Possible gay roommate beat
 
My new roommate (who I met through craigslist) said he was going to the store earlier so I told him to pick up some alcohol. (8 months to go until 21, beat.) I expected him to get liquor or beer, but he returns with 24 of these bad boys:
http://www.beveragenet.net/bd/2004/0...s/0408mlt2.JPG

Atleast I didn't give him any money for it.

catalyst 09-08-2006 05:23 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
ghey.

a kid down the hall from me a couple years ago used to buy that strawberry pucker [censored] and drank it straight- lolz

Chicago 09-08-2006 05:23 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
My college roommate did this once and me and the rest of the roommates got A's for the rest of our time in college.

But seriously maybe he's just experimenting its college. Get him on some Wild Turkey

Chicago

StupidAcesSigh 09-08-2006 05:24 PM

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Just remember, it's not gay if you're giving it.

McBusto 09-08-2006 05:28 PM

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Just remember, it's not gay if you're giving it.

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kidcolin 09-08-2006 05:30 PM

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It's not gay unless the balls touch.

KidLifeCrisis 09-08-2006 05:30 PM

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My new roommate (who I met through craigslist) said he was going to the store earlier so I told him to pick up some alcohol. (8 months to go until 21, beat.) I expected him to get liquor or beer, but he returns with 24 of these bad boys:
http://www.beveragenet.net/bd/2004/0...s/0408mlt2.JPG

Atleast I didn't give him any money for it.

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also gay friendly, and it sounds like you're a hater.

McBusto 09-08-2006 05:31 PM

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My new roommate (who I met through craigslist) said he was going to the store earlier so I told him to pick up some alcohol. (8 months to go until 21, beat.) I expected him to get liquor or beer, but he returns with 24 of these bad boys:
http://www.beveragenet.net/bd/2004/0...s/0408mlt2.JPG

Atleast I didn't give him any money for it.

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also gay friendly, and it sounds like you're a hater.

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lol, gheyaments.

kickpushcoast 09-08-2006 05:35 PM

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i dont think any self respecting gheys would even drink that

pennpal 09-08-2006 05:39 PM

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My college roommate did this once and me and the rest of the roommates got AIDS for the rest of our time in college.

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Chump Change 09-08-2006 05:39 PM

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My new roommate (who I met through craigslist) said he was going to the store earlier so I told him to pick up some alcohol. (8 months to go until 21, beat.) I expected him to get liquor or beer, but he returns with 24 of these bad boys:
http://www.beveragenet.net/bd/2004/0...s/0408mlt2.JPG

Atleast I didn't give him any money for it.

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also gay friendly, and it sounds like you're a hater.

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lol, gheyaments.

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LOL FO REAL BUT SRSLY WHT THE FEK AM I LOOKIN AT MY RESOLUTION IS 2 HI R THOSE WINE COOLERS?!?!

SL__72 09-08-2006 05:46 PM

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I have a friend who is like 300lbs and from the iron range (read: likes drinking, watching hockey and being prejudice). Freshman year he got randomly paired with a gay, black kid who not only didn't drink but was opposed to others doing so.

Needless to say it didn't work out very well.

Reef 09-08-2006 05:48 PM

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I like those and I'm not gay.

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O RLY?

jbrent33 09-08-2006 05:51 PM

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FWIW those are actually malt liquor not wine coolers. I took a young lady to the beach a couple of weeks ago and she wouldn't drink beer. To much trouble to mix drinks on the beach so I bought some of those. Worked like a charm.

EDIT: In case I wasn't clear, I drank beer. Any guy drinking those things has at least 1 foot in the queer closet.

OHFreak 09-08-2006 05:53 PM

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Suuuuuuuuuuuure it was a lady.

Keepitsimple 09-08-2006 05:54 PM

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those tastes good.

Sponger. 09-08-2006 05:56 PM

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also bicurious, and it sounds like you're a hater.

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Seriously though, the OP should have been more specific. Who just gives someone money and says "bring me back alcohol". It is your own fault.

thatpfunk 09-08-2006 05:59 PM

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also bicurious, and it sounds like you're a hater.

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Seriously though, the OP should have been more specific. Who just gives someone money and says "bring me back alcohol". It is your own fault.

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the longer he talks to him the more chance he has of catching the gay.

popeye18 09-08-2006 06:01 PM

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Who has actually tried these? I think it takes a real man to drink what he likes and not worry about what others might think, or how masculine it is. They are actually quite good. Me and my boyfriend love them.

Chump Change 09-08-2006 06:03 PM

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FWIW those are actually malt liquor not wine coolers. I took a young lady to the beach a couple of weeks ago and she wouldn't drink beer. To much trouble to mix drinks on the beach so I bought some of those. Worked like a charm.

EDIT: In case I wasn't clear, I drank beer. Any guy drinking those things has at least 1 foot in the queer closet.

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LOL YEAH TOTALLY MAN U KNOW WHAT I DO I TAKE MY WHISKEY WITH NO ICE STRAIGHT AND THEN I PUT MY CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE GLASS WITH SOME COD LIVER OIL AND IPECAC CUZ IF U DRINK THINGS THAT TASTE SWEET AND GOOD U R A FECKIN FAGGIT!!!!



nath 09-08-2006 06:17 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
This has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with sucking at drinking

menbiller 09-08-2006 06:21 PM

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I like those and I'm not gay. Then again, I'm also bicurious, and it sounds like you're a hater.

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Seriously though, the OP should have been more specific. Who just gives someone money and says "bring me back alcohol". It is your own fault.

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Seriously though, you should read the OP.

antistuff 09-08-2006 06:22 PM

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i think its insulting to gay people to associate them with those things.

elus2 09-08-2006 06:24 PM

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mb,

sponger has a point. if you were to say "yo man pick up a 6'er of bud" or "can you get me a case of stellas" it is very unlikely that your gay roommate would have tried to poison you.

Justin A 09-08-2006 06:27 PM

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Is it really that bad to want to drink alcohol that tastes good?

Chump Change 09-08-2006 06:27 PM

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This has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with sucking at drinking

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The juvenile bigotry is laughable though, unless it's 15th level sarcasm, then it's still laughable, but for different reasons. Explain further how one sucks at drinking, seriously. I always thought if you got drunk you did pretty good?

rw61485 09-08-2006 06:30 PM

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They look fruity and fun to me...

DaDizz 09-08-2006 06:30 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
i was expecting to say your roommate started humping you in your sleep or something. Very disappointed

bigt2k4 09-08-2006 06:31 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
my friends got a couple of these when I was 14 and I had one and struggled mightily to finish it, from that point on I have never even had a sip of a cooler since.

DaDizz 09-08-2006 06:32 PM

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LOL YEAH TOTALLY MAN U KNOW WHAT I DO I TAKE MY WHISKEY WITH NO ICE STRAIGHT AND THEN I PUT MY CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE GLASS WITH SOME COD LIVER OIL AND IPECAC CUZ IF U DRINK THINGS THAT TASTE SWEET AND GOOD U R A FECKIN FAGGIT!!!!




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OMFGROFLLMAO this is the funniest [censored] mother [censored] [censored] ive ever [censored] [censored] heard [censored] [censored]

Poker Fool 09-08-2006 06:33 PM

Re: Possible gay roommate beat
 
Imagine having a gay roomie and still not getting any.

BEAT.

Case Closed 09-08-2006 06:39 PM

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Is it really that bad to want to drink alcohol that tastes good?

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No you have to be a man damnit. Drink worst garbage to impress your friends with your ability to torture yourself.

Chump Change 09-08-2006 06:40 PM

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LOL YEAH TOTALLY MAN U KNOW WHAT I DO I TAKE MY WHISKEY WITH NO ICE STRAIGHT AND THEN I PUT MY CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE GLASS WITH SOME COD LIVER OIL AND IPECAC CUZ IF U DRINK THINGS THAT TASTE SWEET AND GOOD U R A FECKIN FAGGIT!!!!




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OMFGROFLLMAO this is the funniest [censored] mother [censored] [censored] ive ever [censored] [censored] heard [censored] [censored]

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You're at least 2 levels deeper than me.

I'm still not sure what i'm looking at, is this that smirnoff ice stuff?

Ok seriously, so this one time I put orange juice in my gin and went out and smacked some biches and even shot a dude.

Does this mean i'm gay?

p.s. All the real ballaz drink:

http://www.turnerduckworth.com/images/sparks1.jpg

chopstick 09-08-2006 06:41 PM

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Those are chick bait, nothing to worry about. Set a few out in the hall and use them to make a little trail into your room, like they were bread crumbs. Would you rather be sober and have drunk chicks in your dorm, or be hammered and looking at your roommate?

neuroman 09-08-2006 06:42 PM

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Dude, at least it wasn't Zima.

suzzer99 09-08-2006 06:46 PM

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Who has actually tried these? I think it takes a real man to drink what he likes and not worry about what others might think, or how masculine it is. They are actually quite good. Me and my boyfriend love them.

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For some reason whenever I got to Vegas I get a craving for Pina Coladas. I feel like a complete tool, but I order them anyway.

When I used to wait tables after a particuarly rough shift, me and a buddy used to go to Friday's and get like a Cookie Monster and a Strawberry Shortcake. Sooooo gooooood. Soooooo gheeeeeyyyyyy.

cardsharkk04 09-08-2006 06:51 PM

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Paging ggbman from first semester last year.....

nath 09-08-2006 07:04 PM

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Is it really that bad to want to drink alcohol that tastes good?

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No, and I make drinks that taste good all the time, but, you know, I use bartending skills for that. This [censored] tastes like sugar water, it's just gross.

nath 09-08-2006 07:04 PM

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This has nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with sucking at drinking

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The juvenile bigotry is laughable though, unless it's 15th level sarcasm, then it's still laughable, but for different reasons. Explain further how one sucks at drinking, seriously. I always thought if you got drunk you did pretty good?

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Sad to say the juvenile bigotry is probably not 15th-level sarcasm, welcome to 2+2 [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

You can definitely suck at drinking if you drink the wrong things. I would suggest someone who gets drunk on Taaka, everclear punch, or box wine probably sucks at drinking too. Develop a palate!

nath 09-08-2006 07:05 PM

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p.s. All the real ballaz drink:

http://www.turnerduckworth.com/images/sparks1.jpg

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i hate these too, because they taste like sweet tarts and i don't like sweet tarts


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