Your most common notes
 

At NL25...

1) "weak aces"
2) "minbets to steal"
3) "no FE"
4) "Calls pot committing raises and folds on flop"
5)...

Add your own.

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Huge bluffmonkey lagtard take my money piece of ass

don't play OOP

Don't bluff

Don't fold a piece

Raises draws HU

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"horrible"

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"cocksucking piece of [censored]"

"child molesting [censored] monkey"

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"imbecile"

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OMGWTFGODDAMNFISH

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Station IDIOT!!!!!!!!!1

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[censored]tard, limped AA and STACKED ME WTF I HATE THIS GAME, atm, 2+2 good, 2+2 thinks he's good

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"owes me x amount of dollars"

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Limp reraises with aa
Nice guy
Bluff him and show
3 bets draws OOP
Will lead into 3 with air
wanker

etc

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"bet X amount with XX on XXX board, called push. ROFLLLLL"

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jfsdhkjfhkdjhkjfshkjfsdhkjsdhjfsdhkj

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Pretty much all my player notes questions the players sexuality or procilivity to have sex with animals because they did something horrible like call down with top pair top kicker and created a "pot sliding wrong way" situation".

I finally played live with a person like this, and I could not contain my outward contempt for her and I think ended up making her leave the table. That was fun.

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Pretty much all my player notes questions the players sexuality or procilivity to have sex with animals because they did something horrible like call down with top pair top kicker and created a "pot sliding wrong way" situation".

I finally played live with a person like this, and I could not contain my outward contempt for her and I think ended up making her leave the table. That was fun.

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Trip report?

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"plays as bad as schneids"

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STATION

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"LAG!LAG!LAG!
c/r riv w air
3-bet 85o perdlop
CALL DOWN!!!!!"

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Most of my notes read "feeeeeeeeeeeeeesh" or "donkkkkkkkkk" a la iSTRONG.

Plus other crap like, "Do not bluff, VB his face off" etc.

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bets draws

probably Asian

caps turn and raises river and folds to 3bet nh

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"fish"
"donk"
"horrible"
"cs"
"notorious bluffer"

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Pretty much all my player notes questions the players sexuality or procilivity to have sex with animals because they did something horrible like call down with top pair top kicker and created a "pot sliding wrong way" situation".

I finally played live with a person like this, and I could not contain my outward contempt for her and I think ended up making her leave the table. That was fun.

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Trip report?

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3 hands into session I get aces, flop is like Q9x or something. I bet all streets, the final board is like KQJ9 and she calls showing her 9s. Then she's like "I'm sorry" and I was like "don't apologize, you won".

Then the next hand I flop a set of Qs on a QJ9 flop, we put in a lot of bets on the flop and turn (I'm an idiot given that there's no way she plays a non-straight hand like this on the turn) and she eventually slows down with KT because she doesn't realize she has the nut straight. When she call the river she actually says (I think you've got the one hand that beats me) and I'm like "YAY" but then I'm like "OMG".

Again she tries to apologize, and I say something like "don't, seriously, I should have lost a lot more money on those hands, thanks".

Prior to that she was all happy person at the table and like yucking it up, but shortly thereafter she got quiet and eventually racked up. I'm not sure I was the cause, but I'd like to think I was.

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At least you didn't punch her in the cooter.

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"owes me x amount of Sklansky dollars"

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Station
Chasing fkn donkey that hits every draw
Horrible

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Stacked me

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Stacked me

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mine are nhnd (no hand no draw) and spazztard.

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Slow roll this [censored]

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[censored] Neanderthal

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I always note when and what hand they c/r with because I FOCK ING HATE C/RAISERS

FOCK YEAH

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"OWES ME A NEW KEYBOARD"

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"c/r'ed with 5-high, no draws?!"

This whole thread is hilarious!

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donk

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"hates money"

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"nit"
"2+2"

I'm not a real good note-taker. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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moron
MORON!
SUPER IDIOT MORON
SUPER IDIOT MEGA [censored] MORON [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

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my notes are usually just whatever i can think of to describe the awful play at the time..

but my favorite, and one that i have only used twice, is "free money"

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fish/pro.

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SP (slowplays) ... or SPM - slowplays monsters
MRR (minreraises) ...
CMR (check-minraises) flop/turn/river with ...
LRR (limp-reraises) ...
Station, or the variation:

[censored] CALLING STATION. [censored] YOU RETARD.