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InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:09 PM

Beat: My dog
 
Beat up by my cat:
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/5...a014af2xj6.jpg

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Imageshack link instead

Dan BRIGHT 09-05-2006 09:13 PM

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wtf are those things in him? this is so sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:13 PM

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wtf are those things in him? this is so sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Draining tubes.

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Dan BRIGHT 09-05-2006 09:14 PM

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did you at least buy him pain killers?

HSB 09-05-2006 09:21 PM

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did you at least buy him pain killers?

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Painkillers? How about a friggin morphine drip?

Chump Change 09-05-2006 09:21 PM

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I can't see the picture. It says 'no linking from this host". What happened?

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:22 PM

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I can't see the picture. It says 'no linking from this host". What happened?

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No idea. I just changed it to imageshack. Hopefully you can see the gory details now.

Vinny80 09-05-2006 09:22 PM

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I can't see the picture. It says 'no linking from this host". What happened?

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No idea. I just changed it to imageshack. Hopefully you can see the gory details now.

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you gotta kill the cat... he's one nasty bastard...

Fabian 09-05-2006 09:23 PM

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Wow [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

evilempire 09-05-2006 09:26 PM

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http://www.getawayafrica.com/assets/...aring_lion.jpg

carnivalhobo 09-05-2006 09:27 PM

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cats are the devil

kidcolin 09-05-2006 09:28 PM

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post a pic of the cat.

your dog is a major f'in pussy. I'm surprised the cat continued to beat his ass. Usually it's just a scratch to the face and the dog runs off. I feel bad for him.. that sucks.

Chump Change 09-05-2006 09:28 PM

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I can't see the picture. It says 'no linking from this host". What happened?

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No idea. I just changed it to imageshack. Hopefully you can see the gory details now.

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Wow... What do you own, an ocelot?!?

Seriously, my father told me about seeing a normal sized tabby cat kill a dog 3x it's size before. Nobody believed this and truthfully I never fully believed him until now. That's not a big dog, but that is brutal.

tommyrotten 09-05-2006 09:29 PM

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Catnip's a helluva drug

McBusto 09-05-2006 09:32 PM

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I have a soft spot for cute animals.

this post makes me sad.

Claunchy 09-05-2006 09:32 PM

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Catnip's a helluva drug

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LOL

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:34 PM

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post a pic of the cat.


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They were best friends. :-(

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/6...rsjabbaph0.jpg

JMa 09-05-2006 09:35 PM

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the cat looks evil on that pic

Claunchy 09-05-2006 09:35 PM

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That cat looks [censored] evil dude.

fsuplayer 09-05-2006 09:38 PM

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cats have an incredible strength to weight ratio. couple that with those claws and teeth and even normal housecats can be badasses.
i voluteered at a vets office when i was thinking about vet school. it would often take 3-4 guys to hold down a pissed off 8 lb housecat. compared to just 2 guys for an aggro dog.

McBusto 09-05-2006 09:39 PM

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Cats are little bastards.

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:41 PM

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cats have an incredible strength to weight ratio. couple that with those claws and teeth and even normal housecats can be badasses.


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All this damage was done with just the teeth, btw. Cat has "softpaws" on its claws.

Equal 09-05-2006 09:42 PM

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Cats :1, Dogs :0

You gotta respect cats though, most of the time they live and let live, and just like to sleep around the house, but when the feel the need to drop the hammer, they drop the MUTHAFUKKING HAMMER!

Chump Change 09-05-2006 09:43 PM

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Catnip's a helluva drug

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http://animalreviews.zelica.net/asse...lot-gamble.jpg


Seriously, you're not going to put down the cat, are you? How did the fight start? Probably one talking smack about the other's momma, right?

fsuplayer 09-05-2006 09:43 PM

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cats have an incredible strength to weight ratio. couple that with those claws and teeth and even normal housecats can be badasses.


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All this damage was done with just the teeth, btw. Cat has "softpaws" on its claws.

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thats insane.

schundler 09-05-2006 09:45 PM

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cat death penalty definitely warranted here.

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 09:47 PM

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cat death penalty definitely warranted here.

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The two of them don't live together anymore.

tommyrotten 09-05-2006 09:48 PM

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That photo is 12 kinds of awesome [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] nh, sir

Chump Change 09-05-2006 09:49 PM

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cat death penalty definitely warranted here.

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That's ridiculous and totally biased.

schundler 09-05-2006 09:54 PM

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cat death penalty definitely warranted here.

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That's ridiculous and totally biased.

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Sorry, I didn't realize I was supposed to enter into a dispute between a cat and a dog with complete impartiality. I will recuse myself in further instances where a cat vs. dog topic comes up if it pleases you, because of my prior prejudices.

NLfool 09-05-2006 10:04 PM

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that's a beatdown. But a cat and a dog of the same size the dog stands no chance.

Chump Change 09-05-2006 10:05 PM

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cat death penalty definitely warranted here.

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That's ridiculous and totally biased.

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Sorry, I didn't realize I was supposed to enter into a dispute between a cat and a dog with complete impartiality. I will recuse myself in further instances where a cat vs. dog topic comes up if it pleases you, because of my prior prejudices.

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Awesome, gold star!

What i'm saying is: you're advocating killing a creature with no information other than a picture of the aftermath.

And if you're joking about killing something, well LOL!

J. Sawyer 09-05-2006 10:12 PM

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maybe if you had a real mans dog.

gimmetheloot 09-05-2006 10:20 PM

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LOLOL. Your dog got [censored] owned.

Cats are the [censored] btw.

And if you had one of them put down it should have been the dog for being such a little bitch.

Innocent Kitty 09-05-2006 10:25 PM

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It was self defense.

fsuplayer 09-05-2006 10:27 PM

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weak, u at least the real pic of the cat with those devil eyes.

Chump Change 09-05-2006 10:30 PM

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It was self defense.

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I can dig it.


Seriously, InternetJunky, what happened to the cat? I feel for the dog too, don't get me wrong, that's brutal, but i'm suspecting the worst with this cat.

RunDownHouse 09-05-2006 10:47 PM

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People that get those tiny lap dogs are often looking for a cat with less independence. They're only a small notch above cats on the crappy pets scale.

Gobgogbog 09-05-2006 10:56 PM

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If they previously got along well, you may consider taking the cat to the vet also. This could be because the cat is having some issues and is in a lot of pain or something (it's often very hard to tell if a cat is not doing well)

InternetJunky 09-05-2006 10:57 PM

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Seriously, InternetJunky, what happened to the cat? I feel for the dog too, don't get me wrong, that's brutal, but i'm suspecting the worst with this cat.

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My ex-wife now has the cat. No cat killing was involved with this story.

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People that get those tiny lap dogs are often looking for a cat with less independence. They're only a small notch above cats on the crappy pets scale.

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They score well on the "approached by lots of women because of your cute dog" scale though.


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