who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

i heard lee jones has a bankroll of one million dollars.

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i heard lee jones has a bankroll of one million dollars.

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Baby Jesus

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Dikshit would apply a real life doom switch and crush Jones swiftly.

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Lee Jone's legendary river script vs Dikshit's Doomswitch.

Dikshit, not even close imo. This thread should of had a poll.

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Bruce Lee out of [censored] nowhere pwns em both with a flying dragon roundhouse.



I voted for Lee [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Lee, If dikshit started to win I would kick him in the face.

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bump

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LEEEEE JONES BAYBEE
No [censored] contest

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

I bet if you email stars support, they'll tell you.

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Definitely Lee Jones, as a bunch of angry 2p2ers pissed about customer support and lack of VIP bonuses and now the monster jump him at the start. IN return for the favor Lee Jones gives everyone RB and consistant reload bonuses, and the world is saved.

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Definitely Lee Jones, as a bunch of angry 2p2ers pissed about customer support and lack of VIP bonuses and now the monster jump him at the start. IN return for the favor Lee Jones gives everyone RB and consistant reload bonuses, and the world is saved.

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i had a dream about that once... but it involved ninjas and naked ladies too... and naked ninjas... that were ladies... wait no that was a porn movie.

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

Adam Junglen
to PokerStars
10:28 pm (2 hours ago)
Hi, I was curious to know who would win in a fight; Lee Jones, or Anurag Dikshit.

Thanks,

-Adam





PokerStars Support
12:44 am (2 minutes ago)
Hello Adam,

Lee is a pacifist, so it is practically impossible to say.


Regards,

Killiam
PokerStars Support Team

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

Jack Bauer would shoot dikshit in the face.

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Adam Junglen
to PokerStars
10:28 pm (2 hours ago)
Hi, I was curious to know who would win in a fight; Lee Jones, or Anurag Dikshit.

Thanks,

-Adam





PokerStars Support
12:44 am (2 minutes ago)
Hello Adam,

Lee is a pacifist, so it is practically impossible to say.


Regards,

Killiam
PokerStars Support Team

[/ QUOTE ]

If true, this is POTY material.

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

What does being from the west coast have to do with fighting?

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That email is 100% genuine. I've asked support many funny questions in the past, and they've always complied.

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I found this excerpt on Amazon, doesn't look like it is worth the FPPs:

The Story of Dikshit Chapter 3

But one fall day, looking out his window at the leaves starting to turn, Dikshit realized that he too must make a change. He sauntered down to his basement, where his wife, Paazaaana, watches over the Party servers and answers the email.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1544/panazafb2.gif



"A daunting task," thought Dikshit, "good thing we have our two children to help her". The kids, aged six and eight, sat strapped in their chairs, pounding on keyboards. "Good job, kids," Dikslit laughed. Panzanaa looked at him and saw the same concern in his eyes as when the software buttons started disappearing.

"What irrelevant mission do you have now?" Paaazaana, queried.

"Irrelevant the Monster may be, but it pays for your Netflix four at a time membership," responded Dikshit. "This mission is relevant, so I need the Gimp."

"No! Not the Gimp!" shrieked Paazana.

"Get the gimp out, woman!" ordered Dickshit.

Pazaaana opened the cellar. She struggled as she pulled out the trunk. She blew the dust off the keyhole and opened the lid. Slowly, the Gimp rose from the coffinous trunk.


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7981/gimpfl6.gif


The light seemed to blind the Gimp as he staggered over to where Dikshit was standing. "Are you finally gonna listen to me, Dikshit?" asked the Gimp.

After a long pause, Dikshet finally replied, "Yes, I will listen...I want to know...I want to know about customer service."

"Well," replied the Gimp, aka Mike O'Malley, "there is only one man who knows about these things. The journey from here to him will be long and arduous task. You must travel to a place that many thought disappeared. A place lost in time. A place of history and magic. You must find the only live $0.25/$0.50 game left. There, you will find The Folding Man. TFM holds the keys to your quest. "

So Dikshit booked a flight to Vegas and a room at the Luxor. For countless days Dikshit wandered and pursued and searched for a way out of the Luxor. When he finally reached the casinos of Vegas, he knew TFM was near but no one had heard of a limit game that low. Some laughed at Dicshit, but some felt sorry for him when he would break down crying. One dealer finally explained to Dekshit that Vegas couldn't run a game like that because the rake would be too high.

Slowly, Dikshit stopped sobbing. "Rake too high?" This just didn't make sense to Dikshitt. "Rake too high?!?" Dikshit angry. You don't like Diikshit when he's angry! "AAArrgh!" scream Dikshit. And Dikshit ran and ran and ran.


http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4646/runzc0.gif

When he finally stopped running, Diksiht wandered into a dark, dirty alley where he saw a poker game. It looked like something out of an MSpainting. "Join us?" asked a player in a mask.

"It's dealer's choice, quarter-fitty," said a guy who had five twins playing.

"God Bless America, HYCHTHYCTHH!!" screamed another.

"I will help get you your chips, my friend. Please let me see your credit card," said another.

"No one can own their chips," said the Kangaroo.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7026/tabletzt3.jpg


Dikshit didn't want to play, but he knew he had stumbled upon the game the Gimp spoke of. "Ok." Dikshit sheepishly accepted. They played Pineapple and 2-7 and Razz and all sorts of crazy games. After about three orbits, Dikshit noticed two things. First, he recognized TFM, since he was the only one who never saw fourth street. Second, the guy in the Karate uniform was beating everyone, even though he hardly spoke. Dixit overheard other's talking about how this man had killed Chuck Norris.

Diksit finally got the nerve to speak, "Tell me about customer service."

No one appeared to hear him, so he said it louder, "Tell me about customer service."

The table stopped. They stared first at Dikshit, then at TFM then back again. Minutes passed. Finally, TFM spoke:

"I'm Lee Jones. I'm The Folding Man. I know about customer service. I will bend rules and get the customer what they want. Just the other day William here asked for a new car. You know what? I gave it to him. You see these clones? They wanted to give to charity, but that I won't give 'em, because it is not fair to the other customers. Do you see why, Dikshit?"

"You know who I am?" exclaimed Dikshit.

"Of course," Lee replied, "I have been waiting for your arrival. The Gimp works for me. You didn't think I was reeaaally a pacifist did you? HAHAHA!"

"Nooo!" Dicksheet could not believe the betrayal. "How could I have fallen into your trap!"

The two men rose from their seats. Slowly, they approached each other, fists raised. "I'm gonna Sizzler your ass!" Dicksheets said. Lee bobbed. Dikshit weaved. The dance had begun, but it was a Dance of Death.

"Monster!" screamed Dickshet as he gouged Lee's eyes.

"Supernova Freerolls!" yelled TFM as he landed a throat punch.

The two men were fighting and struggling with all their might. One of the ZJs asked, "Should we stop this?" Another ZJ replied, "Only if Dikshit gives us our money back."


http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2367/leedikfa5.jpg


Then Ray Zee pulled a gun out of his Gi and shot 'em both. As he sat back down to the table, Ray Zee started talking, "Let me tell you guys about turkeys..."

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POTD (D for decade)

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

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Adam Junglen
to PokerStars
10:28 pm (2 hours ago)
Hi, I was curious to know who would win in a fight; Lee Jones, or Anurag Dikshit.

Thanks,

-Adam





PokerStars Support
12:44 am (2 minutes ago)
Hello Adam,

Lee is a pacifist, so it is practically impossible to say.


Regards,

Killiam
PokerStars Support Team

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Killiam is awesome.

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9805/2...snl/farley.jpg

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okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9805/2...snl/farley.jpg

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a certain coach ditka

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i heard lee jones has a bankroll of one million dollars.

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I had a similar question a few months back...(Dikshit Vs. Congressman Bob Goodlatte)

Here is my "Tale of the Tape" for that Match-up, MTV's Celebirty Deathmatch Style...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...page=&vc=1

(WARNING: the above link will take you into OOT, and you may never be the same
after being exposed to the addictive madness!!!)

The gents in OOT the day I made the post couldn't stop thinking about banging random chicks for 5 minutes to share their thoughts w/ me about the match-up, which is standard...)

As for THIS match-up, I'd have to go with Dikshit, but I would secretly be rooting Lee Jones to win...

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Funny, I got a warning in my inbox from a mod for using the same "bad" word that is used in the title of this thread.

Glad to see consistency.

Good going mods!

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Funny, I got a warning in my inbox from a mod for using the same "bad" word that is used in the title of this thread.

Glad to see consistency.

Good going mods!

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I didn't know we weren't supposed to say "lee."

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

Hello Roger,

I've met Lee in person a couple of times now and, while I haven't met
Anurag, I can tell you that Lee isn't someone you'd want to mess with. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Regards,

ScottW
PokerStars Support Team

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okay smartasses, then who would win in a fight between lee jones.....and ditka?

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9805/2...snl/farley.jpg

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a certain coach ditka

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But wait...Lee's right fist is named Ditka...and the left one is Jordan.

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

I thought the Stars reply made this a great thread.

But your post put it over the top. The prose was phenomenal! Seriously, I say this is a candidate for POTM (millenia).

Did you make that collage of 2+2 lore (the one with Biel, etc.)?

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Great post, much fun to read.
I will still be expecting my royalties every 3 months [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
(and please cash only, no cars this time.)

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

My best guess is the original was by SpearsBritney and included Jesus vs. Bison. The one I used was an animated version of Burlap's revision that was Diablo vs. Sklansky, and I think Stuey made it. I added stuff, and I also didn't upload the correct image. IIRC Stuey did the [censored] v Elaine as well.


My apologies to the originators and here's the version that should have been in the original story:



http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5140/tabled13uy2.gif


***SPOILER ALERT***
I talked with a friend who owns the book. He told me that while Ray Zee was busy blabbering about animals and stuff, El Diablo took the dead bodies of both Lee and Anaurag and brought them back to life. They are currently working as a tag team duo in the Mexican wrestling circuit, with the mysterious "Ulysses" as their manager. Lee goes by 'El jalapeno lucha de la casa de auqa a de habenero el ortega el ese angeles de la soul rio libre grande hombre" (which means "river kills") and Dikshit goes by "Picante" (which means "Just when you thought your life was going to be good and there was no way you could possibly lose, I turn out the lights and make you die by my hands"). They are 16-1.

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This picture should be permanently stickied at the top of OOT.

Re: who wins in a fight - dikshit or lee jones?
 

Lee wins! He [censored] dikshit in his dick.