My Favorite \"Onion\"
 

From the Onion my all time favorite Point/Counterpoint. I had not read this is a while and found it again tonight...OMG ROFL!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156

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It's hard to top this.

I like the bottom photo.


http://www.theonion.com/content/file....article_0.jpg

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LOL! Dynasty that is Awesome!!!

I was immediately reminded of a friend of mine whose answer to the Trival Pursuit question, What were the first words said by the astronauts when they landed on the moon? (or something to that effect [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img])
was "OMG! I can't believe we [censored] made it!"

This was at least 15 years ago. Priceless. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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It's hard to top this.

I like the bottom photo.


http://www.theonion.com/content/file....article_0.jpg

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This is a classic, I used to have the t-shirt. Also had this one, and wore it several times before discorvering there was a small picture of a pipe on it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

dammit, can't find the cover pic now, but here's the story

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29130

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Posters of Naked Women Fail to Draw Real Naked Women to Dorm Room

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This has always been my favorite Point/Counterpoint:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34138

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Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my c*ck?

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Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs

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God clarifies "Don't kill" rule.

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Revolutionary New Insoles Combine Five Forms Of Pseudoscience

For some reason the College Board decided this would be a good article to base an essay around on the AP Language and Composition test. Most fun I ever had writing one of those.

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Here's another. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34171

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Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my c*ck?

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i am plagiarizing this straight into my blog

My Computer Totally Hates Me!
 

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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New cereal for the poor stays crunchy in water

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My father, brother, and I did some stock photo shoot a while back and they took pics of my bad and brother and used them in Onion articles. The one of my dad is just his head on another body.

Band Teacher Gay in Retrospect

Older Brother Accused Of Cushion-Fort Prisoner Abuse



Not sure if they ever used my picture, haven't read every issue.

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Favorite headlines:

Cost of Living Outweighs Benefits
Taco Bell Introduces Morning After Burrito
Area Homosexual Saves Four from Fire

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Getting Mom Onto Internet A Sisyphean Ordeal

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Getting Mom Onto Internet A Sisyphean Ordeal

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In charting the progress of this thread I had hoped to find Onion articles which I was unaware of and which were funny.

This is the only one so far that meets both criterion.

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Well, I'm going to Hell, but:

Operation Great Job!

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F*ck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

ScottieK

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Vatican Condemns Wack MC's

Definitely my favorite ever, although there are plenty of classics.

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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LOL

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Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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This was one of my two favorites along with "Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality"

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It's hard to top this.

I like the bottom photo.


http://www.theonion.com/content/file....article_0.jpg

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Bumped for Onion's video version of the Moon landing

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34153

These may not be the funniest, but I will always remember them.

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U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through the Motions of Yet Another Day

I have this printed out and it's been on my bathroom wall for years.

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Idaville Detective Encyclopedia Brown Found Dead in Library Dumpster

-McGee

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Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status of World's Meek

"Screw the Meek," says Pope.

What really gets me is the caption under the second image.

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My Fav:

"Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute for Football Preparedness"

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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This was one of my two favorites along with "Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality"

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These two have to be the greatest headlines of all-time.