this mother f\'er is going to college.
 

I need some advice in the single most important thing in college...girls. specifically on how to pick em up and impress them. i know #1 is always confidence and #2 is wits but anyone care to go into detail? asking on a online forum for advice probably already shows that i don't have #1 perfected.

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1)Make them laugh.

2)Make it known that you have friends that are girls. This takes a little subtlety. Tell a funny story involving several friends that are girls or introduce her to a friend that is a girl. If she knows that you have friends that are girls she is less likely to think you are a creep, because other girls don't think you're a creep.

Other than that your first two ar good.

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Whip out your 10 inch cock in front of her face, if you dont have a 10 inch cock you wont be getting any action.

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RX8

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hmmm notes taken ty. is it true I should act like an [censored] though? i heard girls love the "he's an [censored] but i can tame him" type of stuff.

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You're missing some punctuation in that there title.

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Lower your standards when you're quite drunk.

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Ask grimstarr on how to pick up girls.

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What Klompy said. It has always worked for me.

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Dan Harrington's advice:

http://www.happytampons.com/articles/2005/122905.html

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OP said he wants to pick up chicks not dicks

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so far, the only solid advice i've gotten is whipping out my 10 inch cock-a-doodle.

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I have lots of good advice for you. Problem is, it would take a while to type out. The question is, what's it worth to ya?

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Get drunk and [censored] girls who you won't remember in the morning and who won't remember you. It's that easy.

Now shut up and stop making [censored] threads.

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Never been one for pickup lines myself.

Just walk up and introduce yourself.
If they're attracted to you, you'll know.
If they're not, you'll know.

This may only be useful if you look as good as I did in college.
If this is true, then I have nothing of use to contribute to this discussion other than....

If a girl ever starts telling you out of the blue about how hard she is to get into bed, or how she doesn't sleep around, know this:
She wants to bone you, and wants you to feel special about it.
It took me a long time to figure that out.

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Asking girls to be your beer pong partner works well form me.
Just go up to some random chick that looks pretty good and tell her to be your beer pong partner. Play with her and let her shoot a bunch of the shots to give her some confidence. After you guys start winning a few games you will both be a little drunk and this should break the ice. You should have no trouble getting this girl to bed with you after you have won about 6 games. Its all about confidence.

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nice

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hmmm notes taken ty. is it true I should act like an [censored] though? i heard girls love the "he's an [censored] but i can tame him" type of stuff.

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This actually works well for me, act like you dont care who the girl is and be an [censored]. Girls are used to guys crawling all over them and being sensitive and [censored]. They want to know why you are avoiding them and they eventually become interested in you. Ive bagged a few ladies using this aproach. (works especially well with younger girls, new freshmen, etc...)

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Asking girls to be your beer pong partner works well form me.
Just go up to some random chick that looks pretty good and tell her to be your beer pong partner. Play with her and let her shoot a bunch of the shots to give her some confidence. After you guys start winning a few games you will both be a little drunk and this should break the ice. You should have no trouble getting this girl to bed with you after you have won about 6 games. Its all about confidence.

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This is so incredibly true it's not even [censored] funny. Practice your beer pong skills...it'll come in handy.

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Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Suppress any morals you might have
Step 3: Cheat on your girlfriend with all the hot chicks that now want you.

In my experience, it's always seemed like more girls have been after me when I'm already involved with somebody else *shrug*

I'm guessing this has something to do with point #1, because when there's no pressure to be looking for a girl I imagine you naturally come across as more confident.