Miss Montana has AIDS...
 

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I'd hit it bareskin. Just keep it away from her pooper.

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You are terrible at this.

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Does Miss Montana actually have AIDS? Am I missing something here?

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Is this hypothetical? Either way, learn to post.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ainMTUSA06.jpg

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wtf, where are pics?

edit: someone saved you OP

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If I were to kill her, how long would it take for it to be safe to have sex with her? Would she still be warm?

How did she get it, if she caught it from a black dude thats kinda gross, so I'd take a pass.

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she's not that hot, so I would avoid it.

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she's not that hot, so I would avoid it.

[/ QUOTE ]true, but she has nice [censored].

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I think "I had a boner 6 minutes ago" posts go in the Automotibles forum.

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she's not that hot, so I would avoid it.

[/ QUOTE ]true, but she has nice [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]well obviously

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she's not that hot, so I would avoid it.

[/ QUOTE ]true, but she has nice [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]well obviously

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You okay there, bud?

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She's nowhere near hot enough for me to do anything but let her smoke it.

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let her smoke it -> aids/hiv isnt transfered by spit

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OP, Google has no idea what you're talking about. If you picked some random Miss for you random hypothetical, why in the world did you choose Montana?
-Sam

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why in the world did you choose Montana?

The aforementioned nice rack.

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Why did I think this was about Joe Montana's wife?

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why in the world did you choose Montana?

The aforementioned nice rack.

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gorgeous rack.

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Wait, this broad DOESN'T have teh AIDS? WTF is the point of the OP then? Some lame moral question?

Like I'm ever going to be in a position to nail a chick like that, 1) ever, and 2) knowing she has teh AIDS. Did she make out with Isiah Thomas or something?

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Why did I think this was about Joe Montana's wife?

As a born and raised 9er fan, I hope that Jennifer's still looking good.

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Why did I think this was about Joe Montana's wife?

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Wouldn't that be Mrs. Montana?

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LOLOPOZZEDU

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let her smoke it -> aids/hiv isnt transfered by spit

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What if she has some open sores in her mouth and isn't exactly the best at giving head?

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As someone who has lived in Montana, I am willing to bet that broad is the best looking chick in that state.

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LOLOPOZZEDU

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hahahahahaha

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As someone who has lived in Montana, I am willing to bet that broad is the best looking chick in that state.

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Hence, the title, Miss Montana.

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http://i72.imagethrust.com/t/251650/missmontana.jpg

The real Miss Montana...

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TSC - if you had lived in Missoula or Bozeman you would know that there is lots of seriously hot slam piece action in Montana.

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I'm going to take a wild guess here and say OP is referring to Miss TEEN Montana from the Miss Teen USA today, who one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.

[image]http://www.ourpageants.com/cg/mteen5/thumbnails/current.jpg[/image]

[image]http://www.ourpageants.com/cg/cs/ez/ezpt.cgi?http://www.ourpageants.com/cg//mteen5/pgp/Cover2007.jpg[/image]

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yes, there are some some hotties in Missoula at the University. They are almost ALL from out of state.

UM alum 1990

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back to the original topic, if you hit it bareskin, you have a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting AIDS. Is the +EV of doing it without a jimmy hat more than 1/20,000 of the -EV of getting AIDS? I say yes.

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back to the original topic, if you hit it bareskin, you have a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting AIDS. Is the +EV of doing it without a jimmy hat more than 1/20,000 of the -EV of getting AIDS? I say yes.

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You may have miscounted your outs

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Not by much. HIV is very difficult to transmit from a woman to a man via straight sex.

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back to the original topic, if you hit it bareskin, you have a 1 in 20,000 chance of getting HIV . Is the +EV of doing it without a jimmy hat more than 1/20,000 of the -EV of getting HIV ? I say yes.

[/ QUOTE ] for added protection you have another step in the parlay which is HIV --> AIDS. and if you stay healthy there is a decent chance you can avoid it. irc Magic Johnson still doesn't have aids to this day.

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i'm pretty sure i'm dumber for having read this thread

so does miss montana have AIDS or does OP just suck at posting? (the latter is probably true regardless of the former)

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TSC - if you had lived in Missoula or Bozeman you would know that there is lots of seriously hot slam piece action in Montana.

[/ QUOTE ]yeah, out of state college students, LOL [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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The Miss Montana that won Miss Teen USA last night is smokin.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h8...issmontana.jpg

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The Miss Montana that won Miss Teen USA last night is smokin.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h8...issmontana.jpg

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She is also very dumb.

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That's ok, I'm not going to fantasize about conversing with her.

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She is also very dumb.

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what a retarded comment. It's not like intelligence is going to be a factor.