cop raids my house, accuses me of being an online poker fraud artist
 

my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

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Dude, you have TWO monitors set up. You must be some kind of criminal mastermind. They should have booked you for planning to hold the UN to ransom with your doomsday weapon.

I prefer intelligence led policing (in all senses of the word).

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Roomates who attract cops: -EV.

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I called them and I plan to call them again.

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This isn't even remotely funny. If it was in BBV, maybe a different story. Nice job n00b.

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Tonight at my house...

My roomates girlsfriend drunk little sister: Why do you have so many computers?
Me: Well its just 1 computer
Her: So do you fix computers and sell them? Is that why you have so many?
Me: [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Sponger, if having multiplte monitors get you more than 8 tables + porn, you need to fill us in on tactics. I usually just whore the [censored] out of everything while beating it to porn on my 3rd monitor.

Edit: Drunk little sisters??? I really could use some advice.

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I've actually started turning off the 3rd monitor while 8 tabling because then I can't be distracted with other [censored].

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This isn't even remotely funny. If it was in BBV, maybe a different story. Nice job n00b.

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what state was this in?????

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his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time )

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Doesn't anyone else find this slightly disturbing?

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Jeez, if they flipped at 2 monitors, imagine if they found one of those guys with the 4 monitor setup. He must be a super-mega-scam-artist!!!!

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I'll be glad when all these kids that are smacked up on dual monitors are off the streets. I know you think you have it under control and you're making good choices, i've just seen it ruin too many families. Your roommate has already started smacking women, this is one of the first signs of dual monitor abuse. He doesn't see any reason to pay respect to a single live women when he can view thousands of B-Grade pornstars at the same time.

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you are?

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I've actually started turning off the 3rd monitor while 8 tabling because then I can't be distracted with other [censored].

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good idea...

i have seen your game.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/^/aiw/fool.gif

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good idea...

i have seen your game.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/^/aiw/fool.gif

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I cant tell what half your smiles are doing, time to be educated. Whats this guy up to?

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looks like hes picking his ear then punching himself in the head

Am I the only one who . . . .
 

thinks he got what he desevered? Find nicer folks to bunk with, man.

TSP

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what state was this in?????

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new york city. i don't even know how the cops got in the first door downstairs prior to kicking in our apartment's main door.

my room mate is dead set on filing a complaint and/or sueing the cops but he has to make sure everything is squared away with this case first.

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Let's see, roommate who constantly smacks his girlfriend around and has a domestic violence arrest warrant out against him thinks he should file a complaint when the cops come looking for him, all while you're both performing a dubiously legal activity. This is not going to end well.

Seriously, you're just giving the cops pretext to seize your computer, and when they start searching it, they may find something else, including inadvertent kiddie/teen porn. Does no one ever watch Law & Order?

As someone said above, roommate who attracts cops is definitely -EV. Get rid of roommate. It's tough to 8-table from Rikers Island.

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my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

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Ok is this some kind of reading comprehension test? Like when enough people punch holes in the story you come back and say "Oh, just kidding, this didnt happen, you suckers.."

Because I dont get why the cops were there if...

a) The charges were dropped the next day

and

b) Why would they consider you an internet poker fraud in the first place, how did they even know you played poker online? A warrant for your roommates arrest for domestic violence does not include questioning you on your internet usage.

c) [censored] it, its made up.

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c) [censored] it, its made up.

ding ding ding - show the man what he has won

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my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

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Ok is this some kind of reading comprehension test? Like when enough people punch holes in the story you come back and say "Oh, just kidding, this didnt happen, you suckers.."

Because I dont get why the cops were there if...

a) The charges were dropped the next day

and

b) Why would they consider you an internet poker fraud in the first place, how did they even know you played poker online? A warrant for your roommates arrest for domestic violence does not include questioning you on your internet usage.

c) [censored] it, its made up.

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this may blow your mind, but cops often do things that they aren't legally supposed to do. when a cop comes in my apartment and sees computers datamining party poker and accuses my room mate of commiting a crime he ... ok, your whole post is so stupid i'm not even going to bother explaining how the real world works to you.

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my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

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Ok is this some kind of reading comprehension test? Like when enough people punch holes in the story you come back and say "Oh, just kidding, this didnt happen, you suckers.."

Because I dont get why the cops were there if...

a) The charges were dropped the next day

and

b) Why would they consider you an internet poker fraud in the first place, how did they even know you played poker online? A warrant for your roommates arrest for domestic violence does not include questioning you on your internet usage.

c) [censored] it, its made up.

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this may blow your mind, but cops often do things that they aren't legally supposed to do. when a cop comes in my apartment and sees computers datamining party poker and accuses my room mate of commiting a crime he ... ok, your whole post is so stupid i'm not even going to bother explaining how the real world works to you.

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You didn't mention the datamining part in yr OP. I can see some [censored] cop doing this (they aren't generally the sharpest tools in the shed), but this story is a bit fantanstic. It's been entertaining though (IMO at least).

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what state was this in?????

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new york city. i don't even know how the cops got in the first door downstairs prior to kicking in our apartment's main door.

my room mate is dead set on filing a complaint and/or sueing the cops but he has to make sure everything is squared away with this case first.

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If this is true please PM me the preceint and badge number of the cop who busted your friend.

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my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

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Ok is this some kind of reading comprehension test? Like when enough people punch holes in the story you come back and say "Oh, just kidding, this didnt happen, you suckers.."

Because I dont get why the cops were there if...

a) The charges were dropped the next day

and

b) Why would they consider you an internet poker fraud in the first place, how did they even know you played poker online? A warrant for your roommates arrest for domestic violence does not include questioning you on your internet usage.

c) [censored] it, its made up.

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this may blow your mind, but cops often do things that they aren't legally supposed to do. when a cop comes in my apartment and sees computers datamining party poker and accuses my room mate of commiting a crime he ... ok, your whole post is so stupid i'm not even going to bother explaining how the real world works to you.

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Heh, now I know its fake. Nice story though...it would make a good journal entry for a creative writing class.

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what state was this in?????

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new york city. i don't even know how the cops got in the first door downstairs prior to kicking in our apartment's main door.

my room mate is dead set on filing a complaint and/or sueing the cops but he has to make sure everything is squared away with this case first.

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If this is true please PM me the preceint and badge number of the cop who busted your friend.

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it honestly is true, what do you want that info for? i'll ask if my other room mate has it but i'm assuming he doesn't ( he's asian ).

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Heh, now I know its fake. Nice story though...it would make a good journal entry for a creative writing class.

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It's been entertaining though (IMO at least).

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Not nearly as good as the home casino one, but decent.

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what state was this in?????

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new york city. i don't even know how the cops got in the first door downstairs prior to kicking in our apartment's main door.

my room mate is dead set on filing a complaint and/or sueing the cops but he has to make sure everything is squared away with this case first.

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If this is true please PM me the preceint and badge number of the cop who busted your friend.

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it honestly is true, what do you want that info for? i'll ask if my other room mate has it but i'm assuming he doesn't ( he's asian ).

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WTF? You never said in your original post that your roomate was asian. What other details have you left out?

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I'm confused as to why it matters that the roommate is Asian....and particularly how this related to the roommate not having the badge-number.

Are Asians somehow less able of taking note of a badge number?


this is getting weird.
And I really wish you would stop jerking-off at my place.

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His roommate is also a chick that does porn and has a webcam

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BTW, it's Adam 12, not 22

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what state was this in?????

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new york city. i don't even know how the cops got in the first door downstairs prior to kicking in our apartment's main door.

my room mate is dead set on filing a complaint and/or sueing the cops but he has to make sure everything is squared away with this case first.

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If this is true please PM me the preceint and badge number of the cop who busted your friend.

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it honestly is true, what do you want that info for? i'll ask if my other room mate has it but i'm assuming he doesn't ( he's asian ).

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I can easily verify your story with that info. But it's not true so you won't send it.

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And I really wish you would stop jerking-off at my place.

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This thread keeps on getting better and better.

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I'm confused as to why it matters that the roommate is Asian....and particularly how this related to the roommate not having the badge-number.

Are Asians somehow less able of taking note of a badge number?


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Duh, Asians suck at numbers and math and stuff like that. Everybody knows that.

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And I really wish you would stop jerking-off at my place.

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LMAO Qoute of the year.

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I'm confused as to why it matters that the roommate is Asian....and particularly how this related to the roommate not having the badge-number.

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Because Asian people knows Kung Fu. So they don't need to take any numbers.

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And I really wish you would stop jerking-off at my place

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Sic the cat on him Bob. Give him a little pussy to jerk off to.

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c) [censored] it, its made up.

ding ding ding - show the man what he has won

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what he said