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olmek 07-24-2006 11:33 AM

\"what if\" thread
 
What if you knew the world from a meteroite in 3 days no one else really knows except NASA etc, their plan to stop the meteroite is really far-fetched and you're sure the world is doomed.

What do you do for the last 3 days?

I'd probably robe a bank or something just to see if i could pull it off.

Then go on a highpseed chase with a car i stolen from a test drive earlier that day followed by playing sniper on a roof in a major city horus before the meteorite hits.

what would you do? or add your own what if question

Sadat X 07-24-2006 11:35 AM

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I too would robe a bank.

dcasper70 07-24-2006 11:36 AM

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I too would robe a bank.

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that's a big robe

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:37 AM

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http://www.draytonmalls.com/images/5...RRY%20ROBE.gif

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http://www.dallasarchitecture.info/bofa-base2.jpg

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olmek 07-24-2006 11:38 AM

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pal if u walked in a bank with a robe you'd get everyone confused so you can rob it. dont u understand?

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:38 AM

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NOS1NOS2?

Lazy Meatball 07-24-2006 11:38 AM

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is that the BoA from downtown LA, i think I've been there. it was hot.

VladKGB 07-24-2006 11:39 AM

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i guess the robe would protect the bank from the "meteroite"

olmek 07-24-2006 11:40 AM

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what if you had cancer and was going to die a young age but perfectly healthy.

would anyone do any far-fetched [censored] like this?

ala saw

4_2_it 07-24-2006 11:40 AM

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I'd either take part in the 3-day mass-panic orgies that would be spontaneously breaking out everywhere or spend it quietly with my family reflecting on life. Definitely one of those 2 options though.

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:41 AM

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hmm, I also enjoy engaging in highpseed chases only horus before a meteroite hits.

olmek 07-24-2006 11:43 AM

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you got some kind of cancer that you know your goign to die from but your fine untill that happens which is in 3 months.

What do you do? rob a bank? to get money for your family to have?

just kill people cause your angry you're going to die and you wanna see what it feels like?

go on a rapping spree

what would you do?

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:45 AM

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go on a rapping spree

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Jackie Onassis 07-24-2006 11:46 AM

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http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/571/15qf9.jpg

olmek 07-24-2006 11:46 AM

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go on a rapping spree

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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you know with girls?

Sadat X 07-24-2006 11:47 AM

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go on a rapping spree

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Not sure I can trust you with this one anymore...

olmek 07-24-2006 11:48 AM

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touch subject? so no one would rap any girls then?

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:49 AM

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Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:50 AM

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VladKGB 07-24-2006 11:51 AM

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OP being a retard aside... for the cancer scenario, i would not spend my last days doing bad [censored], because i would die with many people hating me and [censored], and there is a 3% chance that heaven, hell, god and all that crazy [censored] exists, so ill take my chances. i would probably take all the money and credit cards i got and spend it on ho's around the world while visiting beautiful vacation spots.

olmek 07-24-2006 11:52 AM

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you guys are idiots i dont mean rape or rapping

personally im a great freestyle rapper, but i don't got the stones to go on a rapping spree and rap on the streets with lots of girls by my side.

Magisastar 07-24-2006 11:53 AM

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Id be taking a whole lot of coke, and E's, then screw all my hot female friends. The ones, where its kind of a one time only, then were not friends anymore type deal.

And Id probably shell out for a real nice steak or something.

olmek 07-24-2006 11:54 AM

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OP being a retard aside... for the cancer scenario, i would not spend my last days doing bad [censored], because i would die with many people hating me and [censored], and there is a 3% chance that heaven, hell, god and all that crazy [censored] exists, so ill take my chances. i would probably take all the money and credit cards i got and spend it on ho's around the world while visiting beautiful vacation spots.

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and then at the end robe a bank and go on highspeed chase?

while jumping over railroads and then hitting a train,

thats how i would have mine.

seke2 07-24-2006 11:54 AM

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This is a hilarious post. These are some of the best typos ever.

tuq 07-24-2006 11:54 AM

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I would go on a rapping spree while wearing my robe - I'd lay down some phat beats while being really comfortable.

Evan 07-24-2006 11:57 AM

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Your plan for your last living hours is to do a bunch of stuff just to piss other people off or injure them? You must be a fun guy.

Sadat X 07-24-2006 11:57 AM

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hmm, I also enjoy engaging in highpseed chases only horus before a meteroite hits.

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http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2.../highspeed.jpg

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http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...y805/horus.gif

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http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2..._earth_449.jpg

This is clearly your best choice.

Hornacek 07-24-2006 11:58 AM

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I would go on a rapping spree while wearing my robe - I'd lay down some phat beats while being really comfortable.

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tuq-

how many horus could you last like that? big ballin' and everything.

tuq 07-24-2006 12:03 PM

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tuq-

how many horus could you last like that? big ballin' and everything.

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I dunno mang - you gotta admit I'd be quite a sight C-walking down the street in that robe making up sweet lyrics on the fly. I'm half tempted to try it right now but it's really hot out.

Alobar 07-24-2006 12:07 PM

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Id travel as fat away from the coast as possible and pray the meteor hits water and not land. Id stock pile food and water and buy a generator and a couple thousand gallons of gasoline. Which wouldnt be that hard because no one else knows.

VladKGB 07-24-2006 12:12 PM

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tuq-

how many horus could you last like that? big ballin' and everything.

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I dunno mang - you gotta admit I'd be quite a sight C-walking down the street in that robe making up sweet lyrics on the fly. I'm half tempted to try it right now but it's really hot out.

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yes... a cancer patient in a robe rapping sure would be a sight.

http://moby.nixp.ru/photos/clip/nblues02.jpg

XXXNoahXXX 07-24-2006 12:21 PM

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Day 1- Tons of Sex with my girlfriend.

Day 2- Family and Friends.

Day 3- Repent.

tuq 07-24-2006 12:25 PM

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Day 1- Tons of Sex with my girlfriend.

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What a coincidence. I would have tons of sex with your girlfriend too. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Sadat X 07-24-2006 12:41 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Day 1- Tons of Sex with my girlfriend.

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What a coincidence. I would have tons of sex with your girlfriend too. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Aww, snap...seriously tho, what female can resist a guy rapping on the street in a bathrobe?

Dids 07-24-2006 12:45 PM

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NOS1NOS2?

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Ding.

VladKGB 07-24-2006 12:57 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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NOS1NOS2?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ding.

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whats the story of NOS1NOS2? is he a serial troll?

Kratzer 07-24-2006 01:01 PM

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it'd be christmas every day

Hornacek 07-24-2006 01:01 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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NOS1NOS2?

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Ding.

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whats the story of NOS1NOS2? is he a serial troll?

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You need to read OOT more.

amplify 07-24-2006 01:06 PM

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Day 1- Tons of Sex with my girlfriend.

Day 2- Family and Friends.

Day 3- Repent.

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You want to have sex with family and friends and then repent? Or is that another typo for "repeat"

amplify 07-24-2006 01:07 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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Day 1- Tons of Sex with my girlfriend.

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What a coincidence. I would have tons of sex with your girlfriend too. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Aww, snap...seriously tho, what female can resist a guy rapping on the street in a bathrobe?

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I bet this guy could pull it off
http://www.mpempire.com/images/mc_paul_barman.jpg


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