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TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 03:12 AM

I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
So after losing a large chunk of money to bad beats in cash games (standard) I got knocked out on the final table bubble in a tournamentwhen I should have cruised to it as the chip leader. But of course there has to be one guy who open pushes with 98 when I have KK on the BB and obviously he's supposed to hit his flush (fold preflop) and then I'm supposed to lose with QQ to KQ (common place). I've never torn my shirt apart tho. That was pretty cool.
Now if you'll excuse me, I stayed up till 3 in the morning for no [censored] reason. I'd say see you later but I really hate this game right now. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Standard.

Party 07-20-2006 03:14 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
best bad beat post all day

Kilillan 07-20-2006 03:15 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
standard

Xellos 07-20-2006 03:16 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Did it happen like this:

http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_musc...k_ripshirt.jpg

Or like this:

http://www.sapere.it/tc/img/Musica/C...rigno_hulk.jpg

Spechel EDD 07-20-2006 03:17 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/06/23/photos/xprs-hulk.jpg

Spechel EDD 07-20-2006 03:17 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
GODDAMMIT XELLOS BAD BEAT

livenowson 07-20-2006 03:23 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Do you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!!!

TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 03:34 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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Did it happen like this:

http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_musc...k_ripshirt.jpg


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this is exactly what it looked like. Kinda cool in retrospect. It was an old cut off tshirt but I didn't expect it to just rip. Maybe I'm too damn strong for myself.

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-20-2006 03:42 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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Do you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!!!

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nh

Curse 07-20-2006 04:00 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
have done the same, when poker has gone bad for me

tom10167 07-20-2006 04:48 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Did you tear it apart after bubbling? Cuz that woulda been cool.

edge 07-20-2006 05:49 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
That's actually really funny. I laughed when I saw the thread title and post.

More stories of things you have wrecked because of poker please! I just pitch fastballs at the wall with my 10 stress dice.

doc_1982 07-20-2006 06:32 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
This would be awesome in live poker.

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 07-20-2006 07:02 AM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
anyone else posts this: lame

a guy with the name 'the blue monster': awesome

Ineedaride2 07-20-2006 12:16 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Couple this with the guy who stabbed his friend, and we've got the makings of an epic story.

sushijerk 07-20-2006 12:31 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Good thing you had your undestructable purple shorts on at the time.

TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 12:53 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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Did you tear it apart after bubbling? Cuz that woulda been cool.

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yeah, I saw the "congratulations jackass, you placed 11th in the gay tourny" notification and simulataneously went Hulk

TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 12:55 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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anyone else posts this: lame

a guy with the name 'the blue monster': awesome

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someone should make me a cool new avatar!!!! ahem, where's Stu?

tom10167 07-20-2006 01:14 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Oh I thought this was live. Still cool.

Spleen 07-20-2006 01:26 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
Anyone have a link to this? I wanna reread.

TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 01:56 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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Oh I thought this was live. Still cool.

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I don't think I'd do this with a nicer shirt. Especially when I can punch the jackasses face to face. Straight up gangsta style. Yo.

patgerrity 07-20-2006 02:26 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
what did the t-shirt do to deserve this?

TheBlueMonster 07-20-2006 03:07 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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what did the t-shirt do to deserve this?

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It made me mad. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad....

Case Closed 07-20-2006 03:11 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
http://grabbies69.tripod.com/sitebui.../jake_hulk.jpg
I am sure it looked more like this.

Jackie Onassis 07-20-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I literally just tore my shirt apart
 
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http://grabbies69.tripod.com/sitebui.../jake_hulk.jpg
I am sure it looked more like this.

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http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/2...ydreviljn8.gif


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