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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell off the turnip truck".

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I am trying to figure it out I got that TURNip has something to do with it but still don't see it being all that funny.

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wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).


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No wonder he wants to play w/ you again if you went down on him... also if by slick you mean lame, then you hit the nail on the head.

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This should clear it all up for you guys.

http://www.nmia.com/~bobpace/bobs.jpg

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I am trying to figure it out I got that TURNip has something to do with it but still don't see it being all that funny.

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Isn't there some saying about squeezing blood out of a turnip or something... anyway, it's a short bus joke, no matter how you turn it.

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This should clear it all up for you guys.

http://www.nmia.com/~bobpace/bobs.jpg

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No. Not really. But the threads improving.

I assume that's you, so I guess you're the driver of the short bus, and not only president but also client of the Downie Hairdo Association.

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This should clear it all up for you guys.

http://www.nmia.com/~bobpace/bobs.jpg

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no it doesn't

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This should clear it all up for you guys.

http://www.nmia.com/~bobpace/bobs.jpg

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no it doesn't

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GOD BLESS AMERICA

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This is just a total disaster.

Ban anyone who posts pics of old white dudes pls.

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It wouldn't really hurt to fall out of that truck. It's low to the ground and not moving...

Oh I get it, you were being sarcastic. Like you said it would've hurt, but you knew it actually wouldn't... vnh!

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JUST INCASE I AM BEING FIFTH LEVELED I WILL POST IN CAPS

See, there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave; it's that they 'just fell off the turnip truck'. They were riding into town on the back of a turnip truck and then fell off. So you see, I was calling him niave, which he was, but doing it in a 1-2 punch sort of way.

Also, this old chick dealer jokingly offered someone a massage for $60. I mumbled to the dirty old man beside me that 'for that much money it better have a happy ending'.

WITTY STUFF.

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I got it when I read it the first time. And I got the picture. I am now feeling even older, TYVM.

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huzzah!

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there's an old cliche about someone who is really niave

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That is ironic, not sarcastic.

PS: Standard reply to the did it hurt falling off the turnip truck comment:

"Not as much as it must have hurt when they hit you with the stupid stick."

*Chortles*

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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this reminds me of some form of a mix between a knock-knock joke and a pick up line. really well done.

p.s. ur new at insulting people arent u?

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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I thought "slick" would mean either "good" or "interesting". Which this thread is not.

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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LOL!

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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nice

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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Thanks for making this thread worthwhile.

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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gg

Oh, and welcome back AK/STH. In your new persona do you plan to brag about your five-figure bankroll and/or post more pictures of average-looking teenagers any time soon?

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Explain your lame joke, Karpinski. Did its slickness get you into this guys pants?

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if you have to explain a 'slick insult' you put on someone, it probably wasn't...

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It's funny, in that "not funny" way.

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Didn't Mayshaque fall off a turnip truck?

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im trying to work out why you would try to diss someone you were enjoying playing with....

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im trying to work out why you would try to diss someone you were enjoying playing with....

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He clearly fell off the turnip truck when he was younger.

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Your mom is a turnip truck.

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[censored] you.

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holy freaking god. nh

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Beat : Reading this [censored]

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WHY did you say that to him?

Why was C/R such a naive act?!?

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This thread sucks

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This joke is not good, this thread rules

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That was about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious; but the sailor. Then again, he was never meant to be funny.

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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This was awesome.

also your mom's comment was awesome.

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell into my life".

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell off a house 30 feet onto pavement and had to get your teeth replaced and then placed 2nd in a WSOP event for 250k".

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