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midnight at the paris casino. im a bit sick so not out for the night. everyone else is gone. order up some delicious hotwings.

eat said hotwings lounging around the room in my boxers.

hot wing bones kind of stink. so i go to wheel the cart out into hallway.

*CLICK* woops im retarded i think immediately as the door closes and locks behind me.

so now im sitting in the hallway. no key obviously. no cell phone. no wallet. no shoes/sandals. no pants. and likely stinking of hot wings.

so i have the pleasure of taking down the escalator, and walking through the pretty busy casino and lounge area towards the registration area in my super sexy attire and bare feet. people were making no effort to suppress *wtf* looks or laughing at me.

i finally make it to the registration area and two young female european workers stop their conversation as i am walking up to them.

as super embarassing as this is, now i am paranoid about my wang somehow bursting through the boxer fly.

they go from being confused to laughing it up at me, joking that they are were going to call security to nab a barefooted pervert.

thankfully nate remembered to put my name on the room, or i would have been super screwed and would not be in my room typing this right now.

security let me in, i showed them some id, and that is that.

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Tell the snickering people you're an American, they'll understand. Congrats on making it back, it's over now, you can chill.

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lol A scene from an upcoming movie, no doubt, starring Ben Stiller.

nh

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*chuckle*

Two Words: House Phone.

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Freaking fabulous.

Isn't there usually a phone near the elevators on each floor?

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Walking through a casino floor in your boxers is definately +EV. Next time try to somehow win a prop bet while getting your room unlocked and you will be my hero.

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LOL, that's hilarious

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ahahah bad beat

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ahahah bad beat

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Hmm that depends...

Snaggle... did you hook up w/ one of the registration chicks?

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This is great! LOL

Next time, use a house phone in the hotel hallway and call security to come assist you to save the embarassment of the nekked walk.

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yeah, i kind of made a half-assed effort when i was looking around the elevator area for a phone so i could call up security, but was kind of flustered and didn't find one immediately.

i actually took the elevator downstairs the first time, and when i went to step off on the casino floor looking like i did, there were a lot of people and i got nervous and got back in the elevator. i explained to these old men what i had happened and they repeated like three times "yeah, sounds like you are screwed" without offering help or advice.

so back on the 19th floor i made the search for phone, didn't find one, considered using the phone in the elevator but thought that would be too weird and wouldn't work right, so then just manned up and strolled down there.

sadly bravos, i did not hook up with either registration chicks, though they were definitely cute enough.

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Diggin' it...Very funny!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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this was not a "dumb" story - it was awesome!!!

now if only you had some video to go along with it, then it would be "post of the year" material!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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as super embarassing as this is, now i am paranoid about my wang somehow bursting through the boxer fly.

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I would've assumed most 2+2'ers would do this on purpose.

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You are a FISH!

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my girlfriend and i were staying up in cleveland one night, and we had just gotten back from the pool, and ordered pizza.

pizza guy called, so i went to the lobby to get it in my swimtrunks...

i'm not skinny.

got a couple looks, but i really didn't care because we were pretty high and really drunk, and it only took a couple minutes...

[censored] it. when are you going to ever see any of those people again??

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Some time ago, a comedian on Bob and Tom Show said the same thing happened to Rodney Dangerfield, only he was nekkid and wrapped only in the sports page when he came to the comic's room. Imagining the looks on everyone's face when security came to open Rodney's door almost sent me off the road.

Just remembered that story. There were other Rodney stories that made that day a memorable commute.

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I almost did not click this thread because of the title. I am glad I did

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There is an old Winston Churchill story from WW2...he was called to an emergency meeting, but since it was late he was drunk as usual and never bothered to put pants on...showing up wearing his open fly pajama bottoms. One of the females exclaimed loudly how undignified he was, standing there with his genitals sticking out, to which he calmly replied..."Madam, I wish to point out my penis is not sticking out...it is merely hanging there."

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if you took the euro deskies back to ure room, thats a story

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Great story. Even cooler that you immediately decided to post it to the rest of us. Thanks for sharing. . . no, really.

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Next time, use a house phone in the hotel hallway and call security to come assist you to save the embarassment of the nekked walk.

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this is the kind of useful advice buried in the middle of a thread that makes 2+2 great