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sleeted 07-11-2006 10:26 AM

I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
I was fired from Google and willing to answer any questions about working at google or google secrets.

Feel free to ask.

Evan 07-11-2006 10:27 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
OMGDRAMABOMB

ChipWrecked 07-11-2006 10:27 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
bison?

graydot 07-11-2006 10:28 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
i already googled my questions [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

jackdaniels 07-11-2006 10:30 AM

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bison?

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07-11-2006 10:30 AM

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky
 

spamhead 07-11-2006 10:30 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
What is the propriatary search forumla?

07-11-2006 10:31 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
How did the name Google originate?

Gunny Highway 07-11-2006 10:32 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
What did you do at Google?

RunDownHouse 07-11-2006 10:32 AM

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How did the name Google originate?

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www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

Gunny Highway 07-11-2006 10:32 AM

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How did the name Google originate?

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From googol

Jackie Onassis 07-11-2006 10:33 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
Has anyone ever used "I'm Feeling Lucky" except to see the miserable failure/french military victories jokes?

07-11-2006 10:34 AM

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How did the name Google originate?

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www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

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Ahhh irony. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

tuq 07-11-2006 10:34 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
Are the authorities alerted of sketchy searches? Like if someone googled "NAMBLA convention bicycle candy" would that set off any flags?

Case Closed 07-11-2006 10:35 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
What's going on with the new Google OS?

Jackie Onassis 07-11-2006 10:35 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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Are the authorities alerted of sketchy searches? Like if someone googled "NAMBLA convention bicycle candy" would that set off any flags?

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This is a pretty standard query.

Gildwulf 07-11-2006 10:45 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
Maybe if you answered people's questions a little faster you wouldn't have gotten fired.

sleeted 07-11-2006 10:45 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
reading/responding now.

Jackie Onassis 07-11-2006 10:46 AM

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Learning to read now.

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FYP

sleeted 07-11-2006 10:46 AM

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Why did you get fired?

Tell us some crazy stories about new wealth that you saw.

Do Sergey and Larry get a lot of ass?

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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.
2. will tell later
3.Not that i've seen.

Hornacek 07-11-2006 10:47 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
Is your name Mark Jen?

Please compare and contrast the benefits at GOOG and MSFT.

sleeted 07-11-2006 10:48 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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What did you do at Google?

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Programmer.

Jackie Onassis 07-11-2006 10:49 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.


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wow

sleeted 07-11-2006 10:49 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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Has anyone ever used "I'm Feeling Lucky" except to see the miserable failure/french military victories jokes?

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less then 2% use "I'm Feeling Lucky".

Evan 07-11-2006 10:49 AM

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Has anyone ever used "I'm Feeling Lucky" except to see the miserable failure/french military victories jokes?

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The I'm feeling lucky" search is the default function for typing a non-url into the address bar in Firefox. I use it a lot for things where I know the right page is the first hit but can't remember the url and don't use it enough to make a button because it's often faster than bookmarking it. For instance, if you type mta it'll take you to the NYC MTA page which has subway info and metro noth/lirr schedules. The actual address is like mta.nyc.something...

The DaveR 07-11-2006 10:52 AM

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Has anyone ever used "I'm Feeling Lucky" except to see the miserable failure/french military victories jokes?

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The I'm feeling lucky" search is the default function for typing a non-url into the address bar in Firefox. I use it a lot for things where I know the right page is the first hit but can't remember the url and don't use it enough to make a button because it's often faster than bookmarking it. For instance, if you type mta it'll take you to the NYC MTA page which has subway info and metro noth/lirr schedules. The actual address is like mta.nyc.something...

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Evan, I owe you like 2 hours saved from now until I die.

Jackie Onassis 07-11-2006 10:52 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
I kind've know what you're saying, I just type

wik blah blah or
tube blah blah

to get searches on those sites in the URL bar. I just never click the Lucky button on Google.

Evan 07-11-2006 10:53 AM

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I kind've know what you're saying, I just type

wik blah blah or
tube blah blah

to get searches on those sites in the URL bar. I just never click the Lucky button on Google.

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I basically never go to google.com anymore with the Firefox search bar, so yea I agree.

disjunction 07-11-2006 10:54 AM

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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.


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Did someone report you, or do they monitor their employees?

Evan 07-11-2006 10:55 AM

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Has anyone ever used "I'm Feeling Lucky" except to see the miserable failure/french military victories jokes?

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The I'm feeling lucky" search is the default function for typing a non-url into the address bar in Firefox. I use it a lot for things where I know the right page is the first hit but can't remember the url and don't use it enough to make a button because it's often faster than bookmarking it. For instance, if you type mta it'll take you to the NYC MTA page which has subway info and metro noth/lirr schedules. The actual address is like mta.nyc.something...

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Evan, I owe you like 2 hours saved from now until I die.

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Yea, I was pretty excited when I figured that out by accident.

Gildwulf 07-11-2006 10:55 AM

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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.


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Did someone report you, or do they monitor their employees?

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Did you PK your boss at work?

sleeted 07-11-2006 10:57 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.


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Did someone report you, or do they monitor their employees?

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They monitor you by your computer name. I changed mine to prevent this from happening, but somehow they still found out.

Evan 07-11-2006 10:58 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
DaveR,

Try searching Best pizza in Cleveland and hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Check out #2. I hope you are feeling lucky.

The DaveR 07-11-2006 10:59 AM

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DaveR,

Try searching Best pizza in Cleveland and hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Check out #2. I hope you are feeling lucky.

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OMG. Ranch sauce!!!!!!

Evan 07-11-2006 11:02 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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DaveR,

Try searching Best pizza in Cleveland and hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Check out #2. I hope you are feeling lucky.

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OMG. Ranch sauce!!!!!!

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I think #8 got shafted, how can Pizza Hut be 6 spots lower than Papa John's? This is leading me to believe that Cleveland does not know good pizza.

sleeted 07-11-2006 11:03 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
on the bright side i start my new job for MSN search Aug 1st

The DaveR 07-11-2006 11:03 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
BTW, this thread sucks ass, no? Is the OP being a douche and playing Warcraft? I mean really, "What did you do at Google?" "Programmer." No [censored].

siccjay 07-11-2006 11:04 AM

Re: I Was Fired From Google ( ask me questions about google thread )
 
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1.Playing World of Warcraft at work for the past few months.


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Did someone report you, or do they monitor their employees?

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Did you PK your boss at work?

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No, OP pulled a Leroy Jenkins.

The DaveR 07-11-2006 11:04 AM

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on the bright side i start my new job for MSN search Aug 1st

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Play Xbox and they'll just give you a bad review.

Evan 07-11-2006 11:05 AM

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on the bright side i start my new job for MSN search Aug 1st

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Play Xbox and they'll just give you a bad review.

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He's just shopping around his options so his bidding rpice goes up for when he makes his final move to Netscape.


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