Poker Phrases You\'re Sick of Hearing
 

Mine is:
"xxxx woke up (to/with) (Aces/Kings)"

We get it, there was a raise and late position has Aces or Kings, they didn't [censored] wake up to them.

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God Bless Chris Moneymaker!

(Never heard this live, just low-limit online donkaments, I want to tear people's fingers off when I hear this over and over, especially after getting sucked out on)

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QUACK QUACK!!!

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"That's poker!"

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"That's why they call it gambling! Hee hee!"

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"Poker community"

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Basically every fukin poker phrase there is. God I just hate them all now it seems. 1 time!

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Calling an underpair vs. 2 over cards a "coinflip" or a "race" is retarded and played out, and people always thinks it's so clever/appropriate to say.

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1 time!

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AAAARGH!!

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Anything having to do with the phrase "poker gods".

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Vince Van Patton-"He's got a wired pair", and "That's what I'm talking about".

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dont forget sextons use of double belly buster, grating

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1 time!

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AAAARGH!!

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Yeah this one in particular, since when spoken live it means "I am a fish, I know that I called down with the worst hand, and I just sucked out on you, bitch."

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"sick call"

"good read"

"value bet"


-J

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"......here on the world poker tour" -sexton

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Big blind special or BB special.

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Vince Van Patton-"He's got a wired pair", and "That's what I'm talking about".

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Whoa! It's wired AND it's a pair? That's like, the nuts, dude.

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donkey

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Nice hand
Ship it

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1 time!

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AAAARGH!!

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Yeah this one in particular, since when spoken live it means "I am a fish, I know that I called down with the worst hand, and I just sucked out on you, bitch."

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Oh man, see when I yell it, I mean "Hold up ONE TIME!" As in, I have the best hand, hold up . . .

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"Ive got big slick"

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"That's what I'm talking about".

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Particularly when it refers to a suck out it is completely obnoxious.

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“do you want me to call?” - when pondering a call of an all-in

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"Tournament life"

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"Classic Race situation"
"He's got a wired pair of ___ " (Hey A-hole...if it's a pair, saying wired is f-ing redundant)

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"All in "

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Sexton - "Now what this means is..."

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"Nice Hand"
"This is for his tournament life"

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Bingo bango bongo.

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Mike Sexton:

"When you're sitting in that chair, and your opponent reraises you..."

"Could he be bluffing me here. Could he be making some kind of move here?"

"As the cards lie..."

Vince:

"Look at this."

"He's done it!"

Making up a nickname that is the person's profession, i.e., the "doctor," the "hockey player," the "businessman," the "patent attorney," or, when their job is not too interesting, simply, "The ametuer."

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I got the brunson.

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"I hate jacks"

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The Sexton/Van Patten comments have never bothered me. However, at the table, I don't like all the new phrases.

Like, when did a fish become a donkey?

Other terms that I hear WAAY too often (usually from young internet kids) at the live table:

Presto
Felted
"running it twice"
"I'm donating" or "Just a donation"
"Send it"
"One time"
"I gotta see it"

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Especially after someone calls 2 cold out of there, or even 1 with some suited junk that hits.

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VVP: "Godfather of poker, Doyle Brunson"

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"I put you on..." any specific hand where you would play 10% of the deck the same way.

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Anything having to do with the phrase "poker gods".

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Makes me want to scream every time.

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"I'd rather play against better players, they're easier to play with/more predictable" or anything along those lines.

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Anything having to do with the phrase "poker gods".

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Makes me want to scream every time.

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YES! YES! I hate that one too.

I want to add some other quirks revolving around low stakes players trying to act like cool high stakes guys:

Saying "Raisy Daisy" like Sammy Farha
Having an unlit cigarette in the mouth like Sammy Farha
Wearing Sunglasses at a low limit table
Wearing a Hoodie (with hood up) at a low limit table
"I'll show you one card."

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"I'd rather play against better players, they're easier to play with/more predictable" or anything along those lines.

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"I need to be playing against people who respect my raises, not donks who call a pot-sized bet with a gutshot."

To add to another poster's list - guys at $2/$4 tables who stare you down for two minutes. Guys who talk about what a big laydown they're making, at $2/$4 tables.