Chubbies at Work are the WORST!!
 

If you work in a place where you have to dress up (this means tucked in shirt and dress pants), is there anything worse than poppin a chubster while you're walking around!? I work in a major Boston city hospital and sometimes I'll be walking down the CROWDED hallway when I feel one coming on. I'll look down and it's clearly visible to all who look below my waist. WHAT DO YOU DO?? Half of me wants to just flaunt it like "Yeah...look at it...its girthy...I know" and start asking people if they can pinpoint the exact transition from shaft to head (you can definitely see it, I just checked in the mirror), but I usually just dip into the nearest bathroom and try to adjust as best I can. If this isn't the most common problem converting from casual to work clothes...then I don't know what is. Comments? Solutions? And it doesn't help that I work around a lot of young nurses either.

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I didn't know they let 6th graders work in hospitals.

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wtf

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uhhhh.....good one

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"It's the pleats......they....create an optical illusion. Don't act like your not impressed"

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Really no other response would be this correct.

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What does popping wood have to do with chubbies?

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are you aroused by sick people?

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you suck

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aroma of disinfectant = instawood

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Am I the only person in the world who gets hard at inopportune times?

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Am I the only person in the world who gets hard at inopportune times?

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I believe 6th graders were mentioned.

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Am I the only person in the world who gets hard at inopportune times?

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dunno. if it is a serious problem for you, try masturbating before work.

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No but you are the only person in the world who posts about it on OOT in a completely unfunny manner. Obviosuly this is an issue that ever male deals with pretty much everyday, adjust your [censored] and move on.

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What do you work for TBS? I didn't realize every post had to reach a certain level of humor to make the cut.

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Once I turned 18, this problem went away.

Honestly, if this is a major issue for you, rub one out before work. If that's not enough, rub one out on your lunch hour.

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What do you work for TBS? I didn't realize every post had to reach a certain level of humor to make the cut.

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strike 2.

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Maybe you should stop downing Viagras like they're M&M's?

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[Obviosuly this is an issue that ever male deals with pretty much everyday, adjust your [censored] and move on.

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i don't, but it migth because i masturbate a lot, or i just dont get boners for some reason.

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What do you work for TBS? I didn't realize every post had to reach a certain level of humor to make the cut.

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Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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what's the other half?

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I don't get boners hardly ever anymore without some sort of real stimulation. I guess that's not true with you.

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I remeber this time in middle school where I had one and it was mandatory that we tuck in our shirts. I was called to go to the chalk board and fix a sentence. While I was fixing the sentence it rubbed against chalk board. Embarassing at the time, but definetely funny.

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what's the other half?

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Slapping a band-aid on your face and rockin blue and yellow air force ones

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-Al

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what's the other half?

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Slapping a band-aid on your face and rockin blue and yellow air force ones

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Dude, if you make a stupid post you get flamed happens to the best of them. However, trying to justify your post with pitiful jokes that not even your frat brothers find funny is not the way to go.

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wtf, I thought this thread was going to be about fat co-workers.

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Some would disagree.

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what's the other half?

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Slapping a band-aid on your face and rockin blue and yellow air force ones

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You're making it look like people with Carl as an avatar are unfunny. Shut up.

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dunno. if it is a serious problem for you, try masturbating during work.

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So wrong. It depends where you work.

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Sounds like you are undersexed if you are popping wood in a hospital.

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dunno. if it is a serious problem for you, try masturbating on a coma patient during work.

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I apologize if there are any coma patients reading this thread, but hey, the good news is, you're cured!

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You gotta be RUSH LIMPaaaaahhhhhhhhh.....

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