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I JUST PLAYED DOUBLE OR NOTHING UP TO A HUNDRED DOLLARS IN MARIO KART 64 IN A VERY -EV GAME

JUST MADE 2K AT PARTY BLACKJACK

YOUR TURN

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Damn I'm a lowroller compared to that.

Got drunk with Nation playing 2/4 limit at TI. I bought in for three racks, he bout in for 10 racks. Lots of blind capping before the flop. I dropped two racks, he managed to turn a profit. What a luckbox.

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My internet was down and I played 15-30 limit holdem in a casino a few hours ago for a couples hours. Tons of capped pots all the time. 5way cap etc. +600 dollars. weeee

Qd6d is good for the strait.
7c8c is good for 3rd pair.
KJ hi is good after 3barrels 5 way from my utg raise.
Kc7c is good for gutshot+fd c/ring field betting every street. (HITTING RIVER VS SOME GUYS TRIPS B/C HE SOFTPLAYS AHHA)
etc
etc
ETC

live players are so easy to read! Thats why I raise every hand I play! IM PRETTY SURE I HAVE AN EQUTY ADVANTAGE 3BETTING SUITED CONNECTERS 5 WAY THOUGH

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also my normal game is 600 nl. the friend i played $100 mario kart against normally plays 25 nl. he figured his advantage was great enough to take the risk to his 300 dollar bankroll

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yvesaintlaurent - was it 4 n64?

edit- nevermind. MARIOCART 64 haaaarara

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I played some online poker last night.

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Damn I'm a lowroller compared to that.

Got drunk with Nation playing 2/4 limit at TI. I bought in for three racks, he bout in for 10 racks. Lots of blind capping before the flop. I dropped two racks, he managed to turn a profit. What a luckbox.

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Haha one of those times I capped it blind preflop, blind on the flop, looked at one on the turn, and the final one on river. AA takes down A8 SHIP IT! Best part was Fink did same think and made no pair but called anyways on river because I was playing so crazy. It's probably a +ev call in that situation.

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My friend and I were doing some rounds of guess the car colour, where both players wait in front of the house waiting for a the car of their colour to pass by. If you win the loser has to either eat a spoonful of whatever the winner wants, or he has to bleed a cap full of blood. I managed to get two spoonfulls on him and one cap full of blood. I only had to take one spoonfull, which made me vomit.

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My friend and I were doing some rounds of guess the car colour, where both players wait in front of the house waiting for a the car of their colour to pass by. If you win the loser has to either eat a spoonful of whatever the winner wants, or he has to bleed a cap full of blood. I managed to get two spoonfulls on him and one cap full of blood. I only had to take one spoonfull, which made me vomit.

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W T F

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my normal game is $55 and $77 regulars. I just played a set of 7 109s, 2 77s, and 1 215 and made $1200+. Small potatoes, but I enjoyed it.

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my normal game is $55 and $77 regulars. I just played a set of 7 109s, 2 77s, and 1 215 and made $1200+. Small potatoes, but I enjoyed it.

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dood you're [censored] CRAZY! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Went to the casino with GuyOnTilt, Entity, beset, peterchi, and brazilio. We:

-Played competitive keno for $2/point over 5 games
-Played "CC Game" for the check (Entity lost, lolz)
-Shot craps (I lost horribly)
-Played Blackjack (GuyOnTilt lost horribly)
-GuyonTilt and I played some 1/2 NL poker without looking at cards (he beat me with nine high all-in on the river blind, wtf - I still beat him out of 4 buyins or something)

Pretty sure that's it. It was fun. I'll have a trip report soon,.

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My friend and I were doing some rounds of guess the car colour, where both players wait in front of the house waiting for a the car of their colour to pass by. If you win the loser has to either eat a spoonful of whatever the winner wants, or he has to bleed a cap full of blood. I managed to get two spoonfulls on him and one cap full of blood. I only had to take one spoonfull, which made me vomit.

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THIS IS THE ONLY REPLY THAT QUALIFIES SO FAR

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I was playing silkyslim's 7ish year-old brother's sweet wireless LOTR sword game. After the first level, he started talking a lot of trash to me, so I laid him 10:1 that I would beat the next level without dying. Cha-ching! +$1!

We continued the prop bets (with me drinking)... I think he took around $9 off me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Oh [censored] you, you played goddamned party blackjack and you think that is better than competitive keno?

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Yesterday I played online for several hours on the laptop using the Verizon wireless card while my wife drove my daughter and I to a distant destination.

This would be no big deal, however I kept losing my connection every 15 minutes and continued to play anyways. Did I play on the way home knowing what was going to happen you ask? Of coarse I did. 1300 hands +10BB. Better than reading a magazine I guess.

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Friend owed me 100 bucks...wanted to bet it on the NBA finals game. I didnt even know who was playing. I said pick whichever side you want and Ill take the other. He wanted to pick dallas but wanted it to be for 200....sure whatever.

After the game(didnt watch) i asked a friend who won. He said "the heat" I had to then ask which side that was.

I also played war for 20 a hand giving the guy odds(dont recall exactly what).

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I was in the grocery store and spent the only 110 dollars to my name on scratchers tickets. Two hours and a whole mess of silvery scratch off crap later, I was busto.

Since I didn't have bus money to get home, I had to give a courtesy clerk a handjob in his '89 Tercel so I could have 4 dollars to take the bus home.

The funny thing is, when I was halfway home I realized I had a bus transfer in my left pocket and could have just gone home for free.

Lesson Learned, I suppose.

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I played Party Blackjack PLAY MONEY!!!!!ZOMG!!!!!

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I lost a small pot, so went outside and killed a couple of hobos.

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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"

I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off.

At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it.

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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"

I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off.

At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it.

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Winner!

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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"

I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off.

At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it.

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I hope this is true.

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I bought into a 30/60 game on UB with 800 dollars yesterday.

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I spent 6 hours 4 tabling nl yesterday.

I then spent 9 minutes playing blackjack.

Guess which one netted me more $$

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today i processed $3k in blackjack withdrawls that i had forgotten about, and had i not done it within the next two weeks the casino would have rightly took all my money from the accounts. and now since it's money i didn't expect to have i'm going to blow it somehow.

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I bet $100 that Dave Chapelle's girlfriend in the movie Half Baked is not the same girl that plays Hillary Banks on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. For some reason my friend was 100% positive they are the same person even though I told him I used to own the movie Half Baked and they look nothing alike. +$100. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Made some bets at this rigged soccer world cup.

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My friend and I were doing some rounds of guess the car colour, where both players wait in front of the house waiting for a the car of their colour to pass by. If you win the loser has to either eat a spoonful of whatever the winner wants, or he has to bleed a cap full of blood. I managed to get two spoonfulls on him and one cap full of blood. I only had to take one spoonfull, which made me vomit.

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They're spreading Aids blood to and freezing it in hopes to Poz the world someday.

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I discovered I had $20 in my Starluck account with no cashout restrictions, but what was I going to do with $20? I decided I'd rather have $40 or $0 so I put it on black and then cashed out $40. Now I can say I'm a lifetime winner at roulette.

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this is awesome.

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was at a bar, i bet this guy $5 that he couldnt hit the dartboard from way back behind the pool table.

he hit

we kept going double or nothing and the money was getting large for him

i said, "ok last one double or nothing, $160 or $0"

he missed, whew

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took 200:1 that i'd be dealt aces in our next home game hand, lost that one 5 in a row.

offered $200 to my friend if he could head a thrown water basketball into the hoop while jumping off the diving board.

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i sat in the big game at the tropicana underaged

then i realized that this game is sick easy, and i was by far the best player there, and that nobody id's high rollers

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I played at WPX and lost 700$+. [censored] that [censored] fixed place.

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Yesterday my Party account balance looked funny after I stopped playing so I played BJ until I won enough to make it to a nice round number.

I've been known to play high stakes beer pong as well as rock paper scissors.

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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"

I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off.

At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it.

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i'll be in vegas in two weeks. i'll flip you for whatever you have on the table. just don't tell my backer.

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i played in a donkament the other day.

but besides that, my friends and i went to a sports bar the other night, played pool, and the losers had to do 2 bitch pushups per game. for those who don't know, a bitch pushup is when the loser has to do a pushup while yelling, "i'm (insert winner's name)'s bitch".

i made the loser do several bitch pushups next to a table full of girls. they laughed in his face.

--solids

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Recently, a gambling cowyboy-type named Montana Mike sat down at the 10/20 game at Bellagio and said to me "You've got 10K there kid? What's it gonna take for that to get in the pot? Set vs. set? Flush vs. flush? You ain't got the balls to gamble in this game pal"

I immediately sized him up and offered him to flip him for his stack (exactly 3K). He started backing off, talking about how he can do it but won't so I keep telling him we can do 3 1K flips, 1 3k flip, whatever he wants. He backs off.

At this point, one other guy with 5K is like "Bet you won't flip me for this stack." I pull out a coin and tell him to call it in the air and flip it up. As the coin is in mid-air, he says "never mind, forget about it." I've now offered 6 people to flip for their stacks (all of them at least 3K) in the last 3 days and not a single one has taken me up on it.

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I WOULD! Actually if you gave me AK and gave yourself queens I would still do it.

I guess most recently the 300/600 limit game on UB

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This wasn't me but I saw TheUsher and doughhater play one hand of high card for $2k last night