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Gary Stevenson 06-23-2006 04:19 AM

Brilliant poker video
 
omg...this is hilarious WOW...
insight into a donk, this is so funny
(sorry that i posted this in other forums...it really needs to be seen though)
also...i guess this would be considered a brag for (my friend) finding this video...gold

deaders 06-23-2006 04:31 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
"Basically we are going to play very tight in the early rounds"

2 mins later

"Ok so I have pocket 5's.... and I'm going to go all in."

absoludicrous 06-23-2006 04:32 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
"I'm not one to apologize."

"Half the players at this table, they're not the best players at Pokerstars...."

"a weiner"

west_eh 06-23-2006 04:35 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
"and I knew that all-in was comin'" rofl

Black winter day 06-23-2006 04:42 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
He talked about being supertight at first, that called big raises with AJo and reraised all-in with 55.LOL!

I liked his check-raise with KQ on rags flop though.

deaders 06-23-2006 04:44 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
sweet minraise then call for half his stack with JT

Tomfoolery 06-23-2006 04:45 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Dealt to Hero: 55

"It's gunna be a coinflip"

All-in.

Villain shows: QQ

"We're gunna need a lot of help here....


AK6 7 5

And we got it."

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 06-23-2006 04:46 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
aha awesome... nice find

Spechel EDD 06-23-2006 04:46 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
is this the video where he moves allin pf with like 15/30 blinds utg or something with KK and says "now we dont want to get outplayed or lose to an ace, im allin" and then later on in the vid he min-raises AA pf

is this the vid?

Solid_p 06-23-2006 04:49 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
"Basically we are going to play very tight in the early rounds"

2 mins later

"Ok so I have pocket 5's.... and I'm going to go all in."


[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant, just brilliant!

absoludicrous 06-23-2006 04:50 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Ya know what I'm doin for the rest of the night? Watchin Prof77 D O M I N A T E !

Chrisman886 06-23-2006 04:53 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Raised and re-raised in front of him and he pushes with 55.

"We're basically hoping this is a coinflip. And it's not."

Awesome. Hahahhaa.

private joker 06-23-2006 04:55 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
[ QUOTE ]
Dealt to Hero: 55

"It's gunna be a coinflip"

All-in.

Villain shows: QQ

"We're gunna need a lot of help here....


AK6 7 5

And we got it."

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't forget the chat afterwords.

"He says here... 'What The Eff'"
"And I'm gonna say back, 'It happens.'"

J-P 06-23-2006 04:55 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
"A weiner is really splashing his chips around early on"

RedWave 06-23-2006 04:59 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Does this guy say where he lectures? I would like to heckle him.

nickg1532 06-23-2006 05:01 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
great find

iSTRONG 06-23-2006 05:02 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
ROFLROFLROFL LMAO ROFL. JOPKE.

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 06-23-2006 05:07 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
whats the over/under on the time it takes someone to make a professor77 gimmick account and come in here defending himself?

kidcolin 06-23-2006 05:09 AM

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[ QUOTE ]


Don't forget the chat afterwords.

"He says here... 'What The Eff'"
"And I'm gonna say back, 'It happens.'"

[/ QUOTE ]

The best part.

Kilillan 06-23-2006 05:14 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
He puts in a third of his stack with JT then calls allin with second pair, brilliant

then he said "well at least in the old days Jack ten was a pretty good hand"

nickg1532 06-23-2006 05:14 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
wait...i missed this the first time...he calls himself a pro?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

private joker 06-23-2006 05:16 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
This is amazing. He has no concept of how bad he's misplaying his hands. The JTs was a disaster.

And earlier on, he gets mediocre hands in early position, says he can only afford to open-limp with them, but then calls big raises anyway and donks off chips.

And imagine -- if he's one of the better players in these donkaments... man these things have to be goldmines. Why do I never play NL and never play tournaments?

Damn my strict adherence to limit cash games!

kidcolin 06-23-2006 05:19 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
"need to do a disk cleanup.. running a little slow because of that."

Check_The_Nuts 06-23-2006 05:19 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
If anyone needs some further insight into this expert play, the guy has a website: http://groups.msn.com/PokerNation/

I like the irony in pushing all in at the start of the tournament when the blinds are low with 55, then folding late in the tournament with 55 on the SB to a minraise.

billyjex 06-23-2006 05:20 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
This is so bad I have to think it's a joke.

I especially like when he folds A4s, with small blinds, after 3 limpers in position and a big stack. (I think it was suited, the video was kinda grainy though.)

MatthewRyan 06-23-2006 05:27 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
I like when he has JJ vs 88 in all on 4KKJ and says "ok we just need to see the... there we go"

haha this whole thing is just too funny. Im playing more donkaments starting tomorrow.

private joker 06-23-2006 05:28 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
If anyone needs some further insight into this expert play, the guy has a website: http://groups.msn.com/PokerNation/


[/ QUOTE ]

ZOMG awesome! He has all kinds of videos! I'm never going to sleep tonight.

GHAND 06-23-2006 05:30 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
This is so bad I have to think it's a joke.

I especially like when he folds A4s, with small blinds, after 3 limpers in position and a big stack. (I think it was suited, the video was kinda grainy though.)

[/ QUOTE ]

Was suited and then the flop comes 2 to his folded nut flush. The 55 allin was the best bit though.

Near the end he was was shortstacked and folded 66's to a mini-raise, because his read was "a mini-raiser wants a call, so he must have a preimium hand". Then he pushes J5 suited UTG ahhh sweet.

Sense1ess 06-23-2006 05:30 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Fantastic.

I just checked out another of his videos, this one on draw poker: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...p;q=pokerstars

Highlights include: Accidentally folding 4 diamonds instead of the one non-diamond. He then says "Well this is embarrassing. Especially since it's on video".

Later we skip to action in the middle of a hand, he already drew and only has a pair of kings. He calls a pot-size bet. "I think he's bluffing". He shows the nut flush. "That was a bad move on my part".

private joker 06-23-2006 05:31 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
BAHAHAHA!!! In the FullTilt video, he has Q7 and the flop comes T65.

"We've got a gutshot."

gemmer 06-23-2006 05:47 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
loul awesome.

Solid_p 06-23-2006 05:50 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
In the Full Tilt video. "Better to be lucky than skillfull".

Also, this guys seems to be terrified every time the flop has two of a suit.

pokergrader 06-23-2006 05:54 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
If this isn't BBV champ I dont know what is.

Check_The_Nuts 06-23-2006 06:01 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
I'm confused, is this him?
"Professor77 at ParadisePoker.Com Million Final Table"
on his front page?

and does he actually give coaching? He's got a coaching link on the website. This could be where the fish come from?

ah ok, he's not a poker coach. Damn!

dangerous_badman 06-23-2006 06:17 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
Oh my god this guy is a genius.

We should all bombard his forum with praise and testimonials for these video tutorials.

smittymatt 06-23-2006 06:20 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
My favorite line from the first 3 mins of the Double-shootout tournament: "What we are gonna do is wait for luck to run into us like... uh... a head-on collision!"

pokergrader 06-23-2006 06:22 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
[ QUOTE ]

Professional poker player s have a 1-in-2 chance of divorce and a 1-in-30 chance of fatal heart attack! Compare these odds to being a timber cutter, which the Bureau of Labor Statistics calls the most dangerous job in the United States. Over four years' time, a timber cutter would stand only a 1-in-200 chance of being killed. Or compare the poker player s odds to those of a death row inmate in Texas, which executes more prisoners than any other state. In 2003, Texas put to death twenty-four inmates-or just 5 percent of the nearly 500 inmates on its death row during that time. Which means that you stand a greater chance of dying while playing in this year's World Series of Poker than you do while sitting on death row in Texas. So if professional poker playing is the most dangerous job in America, and if the salary is near minimum wage, why on earth would anyone take such a job?


[/ QUOTE ]

from: http://groups.msn.com/PokerNation/wh...theirmoms.msnw

cassette 06-23-2006 06:24 AM

Re: Brilliant poker video
 
After seeing him turn the camera on him self and start talkin all sexy about the big laptop on his lap all the while his kids are heard running around in the background screaming and his wife is yelling downstairs for him to " bring his damn laundry upstairs " i think it is fair to say i now have an erection.

thanks

"OK....uh...yeah. uh...(shift about) ...hmmm....ok. Now after that call we're gonna hope to get hit with a lot of luck. Get hit by a freight train of luck. Professor77 RIP

nickg1532 06-23-2006 06:30 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Oh my god this guy is a genius.

We should all bombard his forum with praise and testimonials for these video tutorials.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol there is one post of a screenshot of him playing 10/20nl against Todd Brunson

poker_n00b 06-23-2006 06:39 AM

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this guy is so bad unbelievable.


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