What would you do if you caught your son having sex?
 

All throughout high school whenever i was trying to diddle my girlfriend, my mom would barge in and regardless of if I was clearly having a great time, stand there and yell at us to stop. It was honestly traumatic and she once did it when I was on the verge of ejaculating and I have never been more angry at her. I would think that the normal behavior would be to just talk to your kid beforehand and tell them to be safe, and then if you know they are banging just let them get it done.

Is this normal? I really don't think so but I'm curious.

As an aside, how would you handle the situation?

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Sounds like your mom was trying to get in on the action.

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Where's the option to stop using the term diddle? That's my vote.

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if he was trying to make love to a black man masquerading as a woman then i would most definitely stop them.

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Gorilla - Your mom is a bitch. Sorry.

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You don't have the decency to diddle your girlfriend when your parents are not home/asleep?

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if he was trying to make love to a black man masquerading as a woman then i would most definitely stop them.

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This sounds like a great way to mess someone up sexually. The son might end up with repressed sexual feelings and have it come out in liking weird things like S&M or trannies.

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the biggest issue my parents had was with me doing it in our home. it violated some invisible barrier. as far as my personal sexuality goes, they never had a problem with it as long as I was being safe.

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If I was the father and it was my son, I'd give him a high-five before letting him go on.

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Stop it, get the girl the Hell out of my house, then break them up and/or charge the girl with trespassing, harassment, stalking, whatever it takes to get it through my son's head that he isn't allowed to date, be happy, or do anything of the sort.

Then ground him until he's 40.

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SIIHP.

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Depends on whether or not I would have found the girl to be hot when I was his age.

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Sounds like your mom was trying to get in on the action.

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If I was the father and it was my son, I'd give him a high-five before letting him go on.

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I find that lots of guys say this...do you really think that would be the case if you were the father? I only ask,cause I know it's the "cool" thing to say, but I'm not so sure that's how I'd react.

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ask to smell his fingers

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Show him how to do it right.

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daughter time...

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Finish on her face before he does.

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It's basically like this:

Son - I'd admittedly be a little concerned, but I'd just have a chat with him and make sure it's safe. I'd probably wouldn't want it going on in the bedroom while the family is around. That'd be sort of weird, for some reason.

Daughter - Put the fear of God into the boy.

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DB - daughter... I stop that [censored]. Then I take the dude out back and I shoot him. I feel like that's pretty standard?

-Al

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My first thought was...Thank God its not my daughter!

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DB - daughter... I stop that [censored]. Then I take the dude out back and I shoot him. I feel like that's pretty standard?

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Sounds a little pussy to me.

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I want there to be some sort of random bias that is making the daughter poll so close, but I doubt there is.

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My mom acted like nothing happened. The next day she told me to be sure to "Be safe."

-Craig

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DB - yeah seems kind of tame. I'll think of something much crueler and more painful by the time I have kids.

Thanks for the Advice,
-Al

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All throughout high school whenever i was trying to diddle my girlfriend, my mom would barge in and regardless of if I was clearly having a great time, stand there and yell at us to stop.

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Oh and Gorilla... that's honestly kind of f'ed up.

-Al

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i've always taken diddling to mean female masturbation

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I keep laughing at all the votes for calling the cops while someone's boinking your daughter.

"Come quick, someone's banging my daughter!"

"Is it rape?"

"ah, well, not technically..."

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And if the cops do turn up, they can ask the guy to 'come quietly'

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i've always taken diddling to mean female masturbation

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diddling can mean boinking too. 'diddling the bean' or 'flicking the bean' are expressions of female stress relief tho around our way.

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i originally used "diddle" to mean to molest a child as in "diebitter is most likely a diddler" but have come to use it for all sex acts.

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Hmm stopping your daughter from having sex. Great. Now she can enjoy the company of football players in the back of a volkswagon instead!?

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i've always taken diddling to mean female masturbation

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diddling can mean boinking too. 'diddling the bean' or 'flicking the bean' are expressions of female stress relief tho around our way.

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flicking the bean sounds very un-feminine but hilarious nonetheless.

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Hmm stopping your daughter from having sex. Great. Now she can enjoy the company of football players in the back of a volkswagon instead!?

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Just curious, are you a parent? If not, do you honestly think you'd be cool with your daughter humping in the house while you're around?

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If you live in their house, you need to stop doing it there. [censored] go somewhere else, you inconsiderate, selfish ass.

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I'm not a parent, but where would you rather her do it? I dont know how uptight ppl are in some places but in Canada its not at all uncommon for ppl to start gettin it on in grade 9. I dont think youll stop your daughter from having sex by simply saying "not in the house".

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It's not the average age where I grew up, but plenty of the better looking girls were boning then.

But that's not the point. Most parents find it extremely disrespectful. And I think that's reasonable. On top of that, it's pretty normal to be overprotective of your little girl. You don't want her getting hurt, you think whatever jerk is trying to hit it isn't good enough. If it's an older guy (often times it is with the hotties), you think he's taking advantage of her.

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What do you consider to be taking advantage though? What you may view as taking advantage might be mutual in their perspectives.

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Sure, definitely. But she's my daughter and I'm going to be an overprotective assbag dad, like every Dad in the history of daughter's has been.

And of course I know they're still going to do it. But not in my home.

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Illogical?

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