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OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
For various reasons, I've decided to get some business cards printed up in the next week or so. Since I play for a living, the title was just going to be "poker player", but that seems sort of lame/boring. Anyway, I'm interested in something more funny/ironic.
I'm looking for suggestions on a title. The card will be very basic with just my name, title, and phone #. If you post an original suggestion and I use it, I'll either review and fully annotate 2 of your HHs or buy you a lap dance if you're going to be in vegas this summer. Thanks. |
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What are some good strip clubs in vegas and how do you get bang for the buck? Strippers are expensive!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Advantage Playa.
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"Pusher"
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"Felt Slayer"
"Donk Slayer" "Felt Addict" |
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"Donk"
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Bubble Specialist
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3-Gap Penetrator
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For various reasons, I've decided to get some business cards printed up in the next week or so. Since I play for a living, the title was just going to be "poker player", but that seems sort of lame/boring. Anyway, I'm interested in something more funny/ironic. I'm looking for suggestions on a title. The card will be very basic with just my name, title, and phone #. If you post an original suggestion and I use it, I'll either review and fully annotate 2 of your HHs or buy you a lap dance if you're going to be in vegas this summer. Thanks. [/ QUOTE ] Equities Investment Specialist Indy-Where do I send the HHs? Strippers are cheap compared to coaching:) |
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"Pwn Shop Owner"
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I think a long drawn out name will have the funniest impact, like:
"Short-term Risk Management Investor" or "Financial Arithmatic Associate" or you could just go with "Ship it holla balla". |
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Title: Profiteer - Investor - Gaming Coach
Slogan - "All your chips are belong to me." ShipitMcSlack |
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Stack Specialist
(Pocket)Rocket Scientist |
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"Donkey Buster"
or... For a title, how about "Better than Hellmuth" or "Monetary Redistribution Engineer" |
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Department of Cardiology
(white lie never hurt!) |
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Card Shark
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Gordon The Fisherman
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Department of Cardiology (white lie never hurt!) [/ QUOTE ] I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage. Indy |
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[ QUOTE ] Department of Cardiology (white lie never hurt!) [/ QUOTE ] I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage. Indy [/ QUOTE ] I really hope there are laws against this. |
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[ QUOTE ] Department of Cardiology (white lie never hurt!) [/ QUOTE ] I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage. Indy [/ QUOTE ] Nahh, if you want to go along those lines, you need "Cunning Linguist" If they ask what you do, tell them you work with the derivations and origins of witty remarks. |
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A guy I knew once had cards made up where the title was just "Citizen." I kinda liked them. In a similar vein, "Gentleman/Scholar."
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Department of Cardiology (white lie never hurt!) [/ QUOTE ] I like this thinking. U will get much play with that on your card. Perhaps OBGYN is better as you may be able to give some free "exams" to the ladies w.o. adequate health coverage. Indy [/ QUOTE ] I really hope there are laws against this. [/ QUOTE ] U know this is a joke man:) |
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Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one:) In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie. Indy |
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Your post is a little too wordy to put it all on a teensy business card..... Maybe just the part about[ QUOTE ]
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"Professional Poker Player"
Neither funny nor ironic [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], but accurate, has a nice ring, sounds "professional" and usually is an interesting topic for conversation. Also you could add "Poker Trainer", "Poker Teacher" , or "Poker Instructor" if you're interested in giving lessons. I'm assuming you're using the cards for business purposes. |
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ICM Enthusiast
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I'm assuming you're using the cards for business purposes. [/ QUOTE ] Not at all. The last thing I want to do at a poker table is let someone know that I play for a living, and most people that I meet socially would think what I typically charge for coaching was outrageous. I may get a small set of those made, but it wouldn't be my default line. |
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Title: Profiteer - Investor - Gaming Coach Slogan - "All your chips are belong to me." ShipitMcSlack [/ QUOTE ] winnar! |
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[ QUOTE ] Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one:) In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie. Indy [/ QUOTE ] How much harder can they grind and can they last 30 minutes? Is there any strip clubs with no entrance fee's and 20 dollar lap dances =0. Seems like you can blow your whole bankroll in a stripclub in a couple of hours! Any tips to get the strippers to dance longer for free [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] No i don't want to go to a whorehouse im saving myself for the right girl [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Last of all how much are you suppose to tip? |
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Professional Poker Player/Instructor
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Game Theory Engineer
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I also like "ICM Practicioner"
Indy |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one:) In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie. Indy [/ QUOTE ] How much harder can they grind and can they last 30 minutes? Is there any strip clubs with no entrance fee's and 20 dollar lap dances =0. Seems like you can blow your whole bankroll in a stripclub in a couple of hours! Any tips to get the strippers to dance longer for free [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] No i don't want to go to a whorehouse im saving myself for the right girl [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Last of all how much are you suppose to tip? [/ QUOTE ] Save up for a few months, explain your situation to Irieguy, and fly out to Vegas. He'll straighten you out on everything. Unless you want to know how to bang a stripper without paying for it. Then he gets real quiet. |
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Gaming Professional
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Limited Risk Investor then underneath that
Strategic Analyst |
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havent read any replies... i always like to call myself an "equity analyst"... sounds professional yet vague.
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