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bisonbison 06-19-2006 03:16 AM

Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
I mean, that's pretty gross.

Stuey 06-19-2006 03:18 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
who is allowed to reply to this post?

edfurlong 06-19-2006 03:19 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
I'm pretty sure the women do it so I can watch it on the internet and touch myself.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 03:20 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
who is allowed to reply to this post?

Anyone who knows why or is also curious. Also mods and people who like to come into my threads and say hi or tell me that I am a terrible person despite never having met me.

Dan BRIGHT 06-19-2006 03:20 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Maybe they just havent worked up the courage to ask the really pretty girls out?

Glenn 06-19-2006 03:27 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
It's easy.

doucy 06-19-2006 03:28 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
To keep men away from 2+2 and thus prevent them from starting retarded threads like this one.

ononimo 06-19-2006 03:29 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
i've had women tell me that they didn't feel complete as a woman until they've had me inside them but YMMV.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 03:32 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
To keep men away from 2+2 and thus prevent them from starting retarded threads like this one.

I could talk for a day about what I like about women. I've never been a fan of guys and I was hoping someone would explain it to me in a compelling way.

Of the 4 responses to my question, 3 were kinda witty and entertaining. The other one was yours.

uncleshady 06-19-2006 03:32 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
http://www.w3.org/2005/Talks/0914-semweb-em/legos.jpg

Madtown 06-19-2006 03:33 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
One of the great unanswerable questions of the universe.

FWIW, I've had more than a few straight women admit to me that they think the female body is, in general, aesthetically more attractive than the male body.

Stuey 06-19-2006 03:33 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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It's easy.

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Hey this is true. I am easy.

ononimo 06-19-2006 03:35 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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FWIW, I've had more than a few straight women admit to me that they think the female body is, in general, aesthetically more attractive than the male body.

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i assumed that all heterosexual women believed this.

Vehn 06-19-2006 03:35 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
short answer: because they love the cock

longer answer: because secretly or not so secretly all women and gay men (bottoms) want to be dominated and submissive

the real question is why do gay men that are tops want to have sex with men? steve?

Madtown 06-19-2006 03:37 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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short answer: because they love the cock

longer answer: because secretly or not so secretly all women and gay men (bottoms) want to be dominated and submissive

the real question is why do gay men that are tops want to have sex with men? steve?

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Good post. Better question, too.

Million$$$Man 06-19-2006 03:54 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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who is allowed to reply to this post?

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BigSteve
FinBop
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Paul B. 06-19-2006 03:55 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Because life is rigged.

The scientific answer is hormones.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 03:56 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
the real question is why do gay men that are tops want to have sex with men? steve?

So they can dominate someone that's supposed to be powerful? (a man)

Stuey 06-19-2006 03:56 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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who is allowed to reply to this post?

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BigSteve
FinBop
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We have no straight women in oot anymore? Who can blame them the way we carry on. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Smelly 06-19-2006 03:59 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
I've never been a fan of guys

Bison you can't keep our relationship a secret any longer. I won't stand for it.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:02 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
bison why do dogs like licking their own asses?

I liked this question better than the response you edited to.

1. It probably feels good in a tactile way.
2. They're so smell oriented that the flood of information is more pleasurable than the stink is bad.

Stuey 06-19-2006 04:06 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
If you could not reach your ass with anything but your tongue would you lick it? See now we are talking about stuff I know!

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:07 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Is this the reason why there are fewer "greatest artists/writers in history" that are women? Because the burden of their central reproductive role is so onerous?

Maybe that's why gay or bi women are disproportionately represented in those 'artist/writer' ranks and why women often prefer the young beauty of an almost feminine man looking man like Leonardo Dicaprio or Johnny Depp.

Smelly 06-19-2006 04:08 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Bison, two questions:

Can hermit crabs feel pain?

While do they like crawling all over each other?

I ask because I have some as pets.

http://members.aol.com/TheWyvernsLai...s/hermit02.jpg

Bison he likes you.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:09 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
If you could not reach your ass with anything but your tongue would you lick it? See now we are talking about stuff I know!

Now I'm trying to picture whether a dog could scratch his ass with his front paw.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:19 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Can hermit crabs feel pain?

2 things define pain - the intensity of it and the memory of it.

Hermit craps experience intensity, but have little structural capacity for suffering. Their tools for learning and remembering are so crude that a crab that's been kept alive and treated terribly will only strangely resemble a mammal that's been traumatized.

While do they like crawling all over each other?

Because the presence of others of their species indicates that it is not a predator-prey situation, and with that fear drive or food drive suppressed, the sensing creature's drive for sensation and information takes over.

Smelly 06-19-2006 04:26 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Interesting

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Their tools for...remembering are so crude

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But if this is true then why do they recoil and go back in their shells when they see anyone coming but me? I know that studies have shown that their memory capacity is weak but I can't explain it. They also will not come out of their shells on hands of my other family members but I am the one who takes care of them and they come out on mine rather easily, which makes me think that they can distinguish different people.

Phoenix1010 06-19-2006 04:30 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
No clue, and I've wondered this very often. Vehn's response wins the thread though.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:36 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
They have the tools, but the tools aren't that intricate.

In a creature as concise as a hermit crab we see only the rudiments of the behaviors we recognize in ourselves.

But we're so attuned to and gently and sweetly rewarded for social interactions that a hermit crab or even a ficus can be a good pet. Or a spoon collection.

Stuey 06-19-2006 04:39 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Smelly,

These crabs of yours are interesting. You buy them in a pet shop or just get them off the beach. Are they hard to keep alive in captivity? Did you name them? How do you know if one dies?

bisonbison,

If you can't retract your claws why would you paw your ass? How itchy before you lick? I think I'm never licking and would just do the carpet drag move.

As far as the op why do non-smokers kiss smokers that is gross also. I have been a smoker and kissed non-smokers and I am now a non-smoker and I would kiss a smoker long before I lick my ass.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:40 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
If you can't retract your claws why would you paw your ass? How itchy before you lick? I think I'm never licking and would just do the carpet drag move.

I think a reasonable, generous and kind answer to any "why" question (at all) is:

because it feels so good.

AAmaz0n 06-19-2006 04:46 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
That's a great question bisonbison. I don't even understand why I'm attracted to guys.

I agree with the comment that women's bodies are more aesthically pleasing, and more fun overall to play with. Even being in a relationship with another woman I still look at and think about guys, though.

There is just something about the way a man touches me, it's hard to describe exactly, but it's very different from being with a woman. Men have a very different sexual hunger from women, more intense and more physically dominating and possesive.

I've been somewhat conflicted about being with men sometimes. I easily fall into the femme/bottom role and love it when a big strong man turns me into a mushy puddle of vanilla ice cream. Usually my inner feminist/lesbian is at the same time screaming "what the hell are you doing?!!?? This is so not-PC!"

It's like sweets - you know that they are not good for you, but you just can't resist sometimes. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Is that confusing enough?

Shauna

NoahSD 06-19-2006 04:51 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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Maybe that's why gay or bi women are disproportionately represented in those 'artist/writer' ranks

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This is also true of gay men, although to a lesser extent. I think you're just more likely to be an artist if you're different than the average person.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 04:54 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Is that confusing enough?

Yeah. That's awesome.

I also think that women are more inclined to be bi because if you have to manage being attracted to men it means accepting a much larger range of unappealing things as not conflicting with attraction. I mean, if evolution's taught you to willingly screw a gender that routinely engages in violence, brutal obscenity and hygeine-fasts, you're gonna be open to a lot of things.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 05:09 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
bison why do dogs like licking their own asses?

Also, if your dog's ass is always itchy, you may want to aim his diet towards firm but softer poo.

MrFeelNothin 06-19-2006 05:09 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
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Smelly,
How do you know if one dies?


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It goes like this: You are 7 years old and the hermit crab is your first personal pet. One day when it is walking across your hand one of its legs falls off. You cry. Lots. Your Dad assures you that this is perfectly natural and the crab will probably be fine and eventually you accept this. Then the next day two more of its legs fall off and you don't want to go anywhere near its cage.

Then all the rest of its legs fall off.

And thats how you know.


Not that I have ever had a hermit crab or anything.

bisonbison 06-19-2006 05:11 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Not that I have ever had a hermit crab or anything.

When I was in 7th grade, I probably killed my pet mouse from neglect.

Whenever I think about it I feel absolutely terrible. I'm really sorry mr. mouse.

MrFeelNothin 06-19-2006 05:19 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
Whenever you feel like the guilt pangs are just too much for you to continue living, just remember.......your mouse and my hermit crab are happy together in some lower tier of heaven.

piki 06-19-2006 05:37 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
If women weren't attracted to men, we wouldn't exist (or we would only have hunter-prey relationships). Whatever reasons women might find for being with a man, it's just a trick of nature and evolution (since there are so few women in here, I think it's safe to let it out).

No idea about gays, though. They must've mixed something up or something. Not that I mind that. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

-pix

Big Steve 06-19-2006 08:05 AM

Re: Why do straight women and gay guys want to have sex with men?
 
[ QUOTE ]
short answer: because they love the cock

longer answer: because secretly or not so secretly all women and gay men (bottoms) want to be dominated and submissive

the real question is why do gay men that are tops want to have sex with men? steve?

[/ QUOTE ]

Excuse me??? I might be 6'4" big and butch, but I never said I was a top.

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]


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