trip report: fat racist lesbian violence
 

me and my girl trin are on the train, returning from a vigorous match of tennis. trin, being the victor (i let her win, i swear), is exercising her priveleges and belittling and demeaning me in her hilariously broken engrish. trin is viet. or thai. or khmer? i don't really know. anyways, i mostly take my abuse like a whiny little bitch, but occaisonally i get kinda alpha and mock threaten her with my racket. this, obviously, causes her to squeal and make a flinching retreat. which is not the best idea in a crowded train. she almost bumps into a fat girl with a mohawk dressed all in black who glares at her. this goes on for a bit.

the third or fourth time trin encroaches on the fat girl's territory, the fat girl flips out and pushes trin, hard, back towards me. i catch her (which is far from unpleasant, admittedly) but it's kind of a jarring catch, trin is a delicate thing, so this is a rather serious affront. i'm not sure if trin ever touched fatty, but even if she did, she doesn't deserve to get pushed, right? the train is crowded, you're gonna get bumped. so i turn to the fat girl and say (this is where my eloquence comes out), 'what the [censored]!?' this slightly less fat but far gothier girl previously hidden behind the immense bulk of the first gets her lace all a-ruffled and screams at me, 'your [censored] gook skank needs to watch herself'. who uses gook these days? i don't like to threaten girls, but i say, 'be polite, or you'll have to watch yourself'. like a bad movie, fatter girl says, 'watch this!' and kicks me.

now, i make it policy not to fight girls. if you lose, what the [censored]? you lost to a girl. and if you win, what the [censored]? she was just a girl, you misogynist bully! i just got kicked in the calf though. what do i do? i make eye contact with this guy standing next to us who has this incredulous look on his face and match his look. he just shrugs. big help. i say, 'please don't kick me. maybe you and your girlfriend should ooze your way to the other end of the train and we can all cease being embarassing in public?' gothy sneers at me.

after five seconds of tense staredown, i turn back to trin and ask if she is okay, intent on ignoring the beasts behind. fatter hip checks me as she pushes past me, blazing a trail for gothy through the crowd. i'm tempted to trip her, but i don't. i got owned by a fat lesbian.

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Don't roughhouse on a crowded train?

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good job not knowing your girlfriend's (or [censored] buddy?) nationality.

good job being a giant pussy.

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At the next stop you should have spat in one of their faces and ran off. Tubbo will never catch you.

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Exactly. I'd have had words after the FIRST episode, you'd have been off the train long before the fourth. Sounds like fatty had the patience of a saint.

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so simple....call the cops...press charges...would take about 30 minutes out of your life, but I think it would be hilarious...plus if the beast tried to run you could tackle her and put her under citizens arrest.

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So you're acting like 5 years old on a train, your girlfriend is squealing loudly and bumping into people, and yet you feel like you're the victim here?

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So you're acting like 5 year olds on a train, your girlfriend is squealing loudly and bumping into people, and yet you feel like you're the victim here?

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The gook comment was out of line though.

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So you're acting like 5 year olds on a train, your girlfriend is squealing loudly and bumping into people, and yet you feel like you're the victim here?

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The gook comment was out of line though.

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I completely agree. It still doesn't excuse the OP and his gf from their immature behavior, though.

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So you're acting like 5 year olds on a train, your girlfriend is squealing loudly and bumping into people, and yet you feel like you're the victim here?

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The gook comment was out of line though.

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Agreed. The appropriate terms are "slant" or "Charlie".

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If I wanted to put up with fat lesbians I'd order the videos off the internet, now [censored] off before someone thinks the subway leased a stall to the fishmonger.

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Make fun of their gothiness and fatness.

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I really dont think a bitch slap is out of line here.

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Fattie was pissed off at a) how thin and cute your girl was and b) how happy your girl was. Envy drives most of the hatred in the world. It is neither appropriate nor adult to shove or kick someone for these reasons. Kudos to you for not beating her ass.

A simple "Could you please not bump into me?" from said fattie would have been more than sufficient. For those that think fattie was in the right, I say her adolescent response was uncalled for.

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pics?

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I'm torn on this.

Part of me says that if somebody kept [censored] around and bumping into me, I'd be really tempted to push back. I think [censored] like what you guys were doing is just extra douchebag stuff. Respect other people's space, ESPECIALLY in a crowded train. Grow the [censored] you.

Clearly their response was out of line, but man, it's just so hard to get outraged at them when you just don't see what you did wrong.

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Hilarious. I don't know what to say.

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i don't think what we did was okay. i even conceeded that in the op. but trin bumped into this girl maybe twice, and barely at that. as crowded as the train was, everyone was getting bumped far worse every stop when the legions of retards pushed their way on/off. we weren't exactly roughhousing either, we were one of the quieter groups on the train at the time. i thought fatty's response was way, way over the top.

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I'd punch the butchier of the two in the face

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I would have waited quietly for the perfect moment to trip one of the uglies.

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I love how the story always suddenly changes once an OP gets criticized for his/her behaviour:

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but trin bumped into this girl maybe twice, and barely at that.

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...the third or fourth time trin encroaches on the fat girl's territory

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we were one of the quieter groups on the train at the time.

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...this, obviously, causes her to squeal and make a flinching retreat. which is not the best idea in a crowded train.

So you were acting like little children on a train and finally pissed off the wrong person. I don't think that the fat angry racist lesbian was in the right by any stretch (because two wrongs don't make a right), but you were just asking for it.

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We have a lot of threads like this.

OP: I was a dick today and when somebody responded it was way out of line, what do you think.

OOT: Clearly the response was out of line, it's impossible to argue this point, so instead let's focus on why you were being a dick in the first place?

OP: ***attempts to mitigate the level of dickery

OOT: No dude, seriously, you were a dick

OP: But they were wrong!!!

OOT: Yes, we know that, that's clear to even somebody with your factured sense of wrong and right. We'll all grant this, so again, let's focus on why you think it's ok to be a dick.

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nonono, i was a dick. so was trin. i admit that. we were being immature jerks and behaving inappropriately. i don't really think we were that out of line though. no one else on the train had a problem with our behavior.

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First, like others said, don't screw around like that on a crowded train.

However. I think any feminist of her bulk should realize that if she wants to be treated equally that would include having to fight you if you'd fight a similarly sized dude who shoved your girlfriend. Sounds like she would have kicked your ass though.

NT

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This is tough, I don't know what line to take. I think i'ts somewhat unique as thre is a risk of enduring some significant bodily harm, in a situation where that oridinarily wouldn't be an issue.