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Hello.

I live in Canada. I am 22 years old and have not worked for about a year and a half now. In the past I have sold pot, been quasi-homeless, been addicted to crack and an alcoholic.

I am a very slight drug user (12 times a year?), moderate drinker (once or twice a month) and heavy smoker (pack a day+).

I like to read, play online poker, post obsessively on 2+2 and play werewolf.

I am currently 'single' after breaking up with my gf of 1.5 yearsish but am 'dating' a girl sort of. Well we had one date and have made plans for a second.

I am fairly intelligent, have quick reflexs, and am probably a 6? out of 10 on looks. I weigh 180-200 pounds and am 6'0. I am a pretty messy guy.

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Blatant honesty, nice.

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Heh, I was thinking that a thread like this would be cool.

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I would love to hear what some of the poggers would put for this. amplify, kyro, bobo, etc.

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Yeah except everybody has to wait until they're hammered to post theirs.

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I would love to hear what some of the poggers would put for this. amplify, kyro, bobo, etc.

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Much of my life is already out there man.

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I would love to hear what some of the poggers would put for this. amplify, kyro, bobo, etc.

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Much of my life is already out there man.

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True, after that "letter to my ex" thing, there isn't much left to add. I'll probably get drunk later and do my own, if anyone feels like reading it.

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oh sweet finally got a title

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oh sweet finally got a title

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It used to be [censored] before I was generous and changed it back into the default one

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YEAH THATS THE SECOND TIME YOU MENTIONED IT

(hehe but thank you again ;p)

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

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I am 21 years old from Long Island, I am entering my senior year at SUNY Geneseo.

My main interests are Mets Baseball, Poker, Politics, Chess, Debating. I'm part of the 'Right to Life' party.
I'm pro tax cuts for the rich (even though I'm pretty poor myself) and against Gay Marriage. If you don't like it, IM me and we can argue. I'm also an atheist.

I use humor as a defense mechanism to hide my inner pain. Inside I'm not such a bad guy, but everyone I know thinks I'm an [censored], even my friends. Girls never want to go on dates with me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


Stuff Ive accomplished....
Suffolk County High School Chess Champion
Eagle Scout
Won a 2006 Main Event WSOP Seat
Slept with Emmy Rossum (soon)

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diebitter, I've always had a sneaking suspicion about you that was something along those lines.

Bobo, how did you win your seat? That's awesome.

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diebitter, I've always had a sneaking suspicion about you that was something along those lines.

Bobo, how did you win your seat? That's awesome.

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On Pokerstars...

I won a $3 Rebuy, where the top 3 finished advanced to a $650 WSOP Sattelite.

The $650 had the top 27 of 473 advance to WSOP. I won that too. God I rule. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Jesus... whats your stars name? I will play you HEADS UP RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR LIFE SAVINGS or $5.

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Anyone want to guess my life story?

That could be fun.

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Anyone want to guess my life story?

That could be fun.

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Coal Miner's Daughter?

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Anyone want to guess my life story?

That could be fun.

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I dunno abou your past, but I bet that right now your days consists of 22 hours of surfing pog, 1 hour of poker, and 1 hour of disturbed sleep.

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Shortline is actually 8,000 years old.

Many of the famous people we have studied in history have actually been Shortline who every 100 years changes his identity.

Mosty notably he was....

Jesus
DaVinci
Hitler

He has an IQ of 4 billion.

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That could be fun.

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I dunno abou your past, but I bet that right now your days consists of 22 hours of surfing pog, 1 hour of poker, and 1 hour of disturbed sleep.

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BobO is closer.

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Could have fooled me.

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HBE, my handle on PS is the same as here.

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I'm part of the 'Right to Life' party.
I'm pro tax cuts for the rich (even though I'm pretty poor myself) and against Gay Marriage. If you don't like it, IM me and we can argue. I'm also an atheist.


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Unusual combinations. where do you stand on decriminalizing soft drugs?

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Bob is a liar.

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so this is the time where you guys do your bit...

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I'm part of the 'Right to Life' party.
I'm pro tax cuts for the rich (even though I'm pretty poor myself) and against Gay Marriage. If you don't like it, IM me and we can argue. I'm also an atheist.


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Unusual combinations. where do you stand on decriminalizing soft drugs?

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Your question in itself is biased. Soft drugs? I suppose you mean pot. No I'm not for decriminalization, a world of people who stay 19 yrs old forever with long hair and peace sign shrits who are against work, soap, and their parents is not my idea of an ideal world.

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bobo : why are you pro-life?

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bobo : why are you pro-life?

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I started to type up a big long thing, but then I deleted it cause I don't feel like getting in an argument. Wait until I'm drunker maybe. Anyways, I don't get the whole "anti-life" stance.

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bobo : why are you pro-life?

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IM me or post these comments in the Politics thread. I don't want this to become the argue with Bobo Thread.

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I'm pro-death.

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bobo : why are you pro-life?

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IM me or post these comments in the Politics thread. I don't want this to become the argue with Bobo Thread.

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bobo, for what it's worth I didn't intend to debate you on it, just curious as for your stance, but probably a wise decision on your part none the less

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I'm the Juggernaut bitch! Or atleast my avatar said I was untill I got lynched.

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This thread has potential. cmon boys and gals.

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Abortion is simply not an appropriate topic for this forum. BobO is completely correct here. Now, somebody post embarrassing personal stuff about yourself like I have.

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OK some I'm about to go out for a little bit. I wanted to get this post up while I'm still alittle sober and then come back when I'm drunker and read it and respond. I'm 21, from Cleveland(ish) Ohio and I am attending college at Bowling Green STate University. We are the Falcons, the mighty might falcons. I have a girlfriend of almost 3 years who I think I am about to break up with but I don;t know. Its not that we have been having toublrs or anything, but I am her first boyfriend and the only one she has ever done anything with before and we both think that it wouldnt be right for us to just move in together or whatever as soon as I graduate college in like a year because she will have still never had any other boyfriend in the whole world. She always tells me she wished she met me when she was in vet school instead of in high school. Oh eyah, she is gonna be a veterinarian and I am going to be a middle school teacher of hopefully math or possibly english. Its gonna be awesome. I have 2 brothers and 1 sister. They are cool, but i don't talk to them much. My family owns a smoothie shop in Akron Ohio called Robeks so if you are ever in Akron look us up and go buy a smoothie cause they are delicious. I even won a national contest in our company to name a pineaple smoothie so I suggested that we name it {Pineapple Paradise and I won $200 for that. I suck at poker. My biggest poker accomplishments are coming in 2nd in a $4 180-man sng on pstars, and coming in 4th in a $2mtt with like 1200 people or something. My heart was beating so fast at those final tables. Well my roommates are calling me and we are about to go out. Ill be back in a while so I can give you more. Expect more typos and awesomeer ramblings.

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Guess whoever said you were curtains was incorrect. Who was HBE again? ;o PM me if its a secret you dont want to tell everyone.

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I'm 20 yrs old and live near Minneapolis, MN. After high school I went to college in Fargo, ND/Moorhead, MN for a semester, realized I wasn't ready for it yet and then started dealing poker/blackjack at a casino 75 miles away(http://www.starcasino.com/). After about a year of driving back and forth I deceided that I needed to do something else. That wasn't really leading to anything, and it was a frickin pain to drive 150 miles a day. So I moved back to the Minneapolis area and I now manage a Subway, yes the fast food place, "Eat Fresh" and all that [censored]. I am engaged to the love of my life and am getting married in Aug 2007. I come from a middle class family. I love poker and just gambling in general, I drink from time to time, and love to spend time on the lake or golf course, although I work too much and I can't get out there as much as I want.

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Guess whoever said you were curtains was incorrect. Who was HBE again? ;o PM me if its a secret you dont want to tell everyone.

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HAHAHAHA YOU BOUGHT THAT?

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I plan to play a lot more games so...

I am a 19 year old freshmen living in brooklyn, NY.

Hobbies include smoking pot, playing games and wasting countless amount of time on the computer.

My current summer "job" consists of working on thepokerdb (No I am not n 82), and making $100 a month playing poker. I am a winner at poker but boredness owns my profits.

Currently majoring in a BBA in CIS.

Cant stand sarcasim.