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David LoPan 06-06-2006 06:32 PM

Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
Quick question if anyone uses these...when I take dumps I use lots of TP and if you don't get a clean movement you gotta wipe up a lot...like when it chips off...etc...

anyway, I usually dab the TP with a little water, sometimes even soap but I would like to be extremely clean back there so I never get hemmoroids...

so, would it be +EV for a grown man to use baby wipes in lieu of the TP+Water combo

funkymunky 06-06-2006 06:33 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
They are heavenly ... but ... you might want to get some more fibre.

El Ishmael 06-06-2006 06:33 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
WTF

gettym 06-06-2006 06:39 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
Did your parents not teach you how to wipe your ass? This is effing disgusting.

Damien 06-06-2006 06:41 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
You are me.

By-Tor 06-06-2006 06:45 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/2053/wipe5qc.jpg

VOX 06-06-2006 06:47 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
Most companies selling toilet tissue also offer under their TP marks (Charmin, for example) adult "baby wipes". And they are VERY +EV.

Edit:... for me to poop on.

New001 06-06-2006 06:53 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
I would definitely recommend these to anyone who doesn't use them.

David LoPan 06-06-2006 06:54 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
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I would definitely recommend these to anyone who doesn't use them.

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ok...will buy a stockpile tonight, trip report to follow

pics will be included [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Elevens 06-06-2006 07:06 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
Baby wipes were a priority item during field training excercises in the Army. Because of this, I still use them today.

spentrent 06-06-2006 08:36 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
Standard.

Normals are disgusting. Without wipes you have to fingerbang yourself to be clean.

Sponger. 06-06-2006 08:43 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
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Without wipes you have to fingerbang yourself to be clean.

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You know how I know you're gay?

QTip 06-06-2006 08:49 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
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I would definitely recommend these to anyone who doesn't use them.

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RedThor_000 06-06-2006 08:50 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
If you want to save a little cash you could use wet paper towels also. They're cheaper than wipes but hold up better than toilet paper.
Also if you feel bold you can get the "Bounty Select-A-Size" rolls, so you don't waste big job paper towels on the little jobs and vice-versa.

phiphika1453 06-06-2006 08:55 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
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Quick question if anyone uses these...when I take dumps I use lots of TP and if you don't get a clean movement you gotta wipe up a lot...like when it chips off...etc...

anyway, I usually dab the TP with a little water, sometimes even soap but I would like to be extremely clean back there so I never get hemmoroids...

so, would it be +EV for a grown man to use baby wipes in lieu of the TP+Water combo

[/ QUOTE ]


Is it just me or did everyone know that dirty A**es led to hemroids??

ThaSaltCracka 06-06-2006 08:58 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
^ I had no idea.

vulturesrow 06-06-2006 09:00 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Quick question if anyone uses these...when I take dumps I use lots of TP and if you don't get a clean movement you gotta wipe up a lot...like when it chips off...etc...

anyway, I usually dab the TP with a little water, sometimes even soap but I would like to be extremely clean back there so I never get hemmoroids...

so, would it be +EV for a grown man to use baby wipes in lieu of the TP+Water combo

[/ QUOTE ]


Is it just me or did everyone know that dirty A**es led to hemroids??

[/ QUOTE ]

I was wondering when we'd get around to that particular gem.... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

ptmusic 06-06-2006 09:06 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Quick question if anyone uses these...when I take dumps I use lots of TP and if you don't get a clean movement you gotta wipe up a lot...like when it chips off...etc...

anyway, I usually dab the TP with a little water, sometimes even soap but I would like to be extremely clean back there so I never get hemmoroids...

so, would it be +EV for a grown man to use baby wipes in lieu of the TP+Water combo

[/ QUOTE ]


Is it just me or did everyone know that dirty A**es led to hemroids??

[/ QUOTE ]

Source?

funkymunky 06-06-2006 09:19 PM

Re: Are Baby Wipes +EV ??? (Rather than TP+Water)
 
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If you want to save a little cash you could use wet paper towels also. They're cheaper than wipes but hold up better than toilet paper.
Also if you feel bold you can get the "Bounty Select-A-Size" rolls, so you don't waste big job paper towels on the little jobs and vice-versa.

[/ QUOTE ]

Paper towels aren't soft enough for my azz. Wipes rock, and the cool dampness is heavenly. Sometimes I wipe too much, just out of sheer enjoyment.

mrkilla 06-06-2006 09:29 PM

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http://static.flickr.com/19/103689372_e35b5d58dc.jpg


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