Funny stories from smoking weed
 

Okay, I've never seen this type of thread before so I'll start off.

One summer evening I was enjoying a joint with a friend.. We had had some 7-11 burritos and some weird ass energy drinks, which we treated like beer ("chug chug chug! YEAA!!!!") and we were having a discussion about the universe. He kept asking "you know what I'm talking about?" and somehow I KNEW EXACTLY what he was talking about.. in my mind I knew we had both come to the same conclusion but whenever I tried to voice it, I couldn't help myself from laughing. That was some really good marijuana.

The first time I visited my college, I was lighting up a good one and thought all the doors were automatic when they weren't.. so I'd be standing in front of a door and be like "wtf is this broken?" and someone had to pull open the door for me. I still chuckle whenever I think about how stupid I was.

Alright, can't think of any more for now. Someone else go.

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So one time, I was stoned and taking the train, and the conductor came on and was just like "The sky is beautiful tonight," and I was just all like "Yo, that was awesome." You know what I mean?

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I love P.O.T.

End of story.

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I think the problem with this thread will be that the stories were hilarious while we were stoned but in writing in OOT they're not funny at all. Having said that, here's a short one of mine:

OK well I started typing mine up but I realised it involves too much breaking and entering for people not to disapprove or for me to post it on the internet.

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man i hope i wasnt like you when i used to smoke.

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The other night while smoking, we kept getting this phone calls with nobody on the other end. But since we were high, we started talking to the phone all friendly, seeing if we can get a response. Then we realized we were talking to the aliens off of Signs, because the caller kept making those weird alien sounds. Then they played us some creepy alien techno music. They played it three times because I kept requesting it. I swear. I haven't heard from the aliens since.

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I'm sure AC Slater will have some good ones.

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Playing .05/.10 NL on stars right now. I push all-in on turn with AKs and flushdraw, no pair, for 3x pot. Dude calls, I don't improve, MHIG.

B

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I smoked before going to a movie. After we got the tickets we went to get food. When it was my turn to order, I forgot how to speak. Waited there for 10 mins with a blank look on my face as my friends yelled at me. Finally, I regained touch with reality and ordered 12 tacos. the end.

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Yeah I have some of these stories too. At least a few result in either running from the cops or being cornered by the cops. Good times.

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I'm stoned right now...

AAAAHHHH HAHHAH HAHAHAHA HAAAHHHH!!!

(it's funny to ME...)

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I know a lot of funny stuff used to happen when I was stoned. But I forgot it all.

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I fear these stories are only really funny if you were there, but what the heck.

We got stoned during our school break once, and one of the other kids threw a whitey in class. He turned green and collapsed on the floor in front of the teacher. He then puked everywhere, got up, ran home and wasn't seen for another week. He didn't live that one down, LOL.

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First time I got stoned, I ended up in fetal position on the ground, convulsing with laughter, clutching a HUGE can of peanuts and screaming "MY NUTS MY NUTS" a la Gollum for an hour, while simultaneously trying to eat as many as I could.

Mostly lots of random instances of me making a jackass out of myself as I try to order food or explain something to someone. Read some of my posts on OOT from a few weeks ago.

Once I tried to explain to someone the reason I'm good at math is because I'm the reincarnate spirit of the russian mathematician Kurosh. Then I went on into saying the reason why traffic lights go green-yellow-red is because young fireflys light green, at maturity light yellow and when you cut their asses off, it turns red.

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Last night, after the deed was done, we went to quik trip. I got a 44 oz cup of a fountain energy drink and a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.

I left my wallet in the car and brought 5 bucks with me inside. I went to pay for my stuff and they guy goes "that'll be 1.73." So I give him 5 bucks and while i'm waiting for him to count the change, I unwrapped my straw and am in the process of slamming it through the hole in the plastic lid. I get it through and he hands me 3 bucks and some change. He then says "Can I take your change?" and without thinking i just hand him the 3 bucks back and am about to leave.

Then he goes "Ooops, i meant to say trash, can I take your trash?" and he takes my straw wrapper and gives me back the 3 bucks. I just laugh and walk out the door. Looking back on it, i had to look pretty damn retarded, cuz I seriously was just gonna walk out haha.

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One time a freind of mine were stoned and hungry.

Only thing we could find was 2 boxes of frozen Chocodiles in the freezer.

Nectar of the gods they were, both boxes.

Another time watching Rambo and everything looked green, turned out our big screen was messed up. Then the arrow through the head scene and seeing the look on my firends face was priceless.

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buffalo farts are always funny (when someone coughs into the bong and drenches all the weed and gets bongwater all over themselves and whtevers around them)
Love,
Greenthumb

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The weirdest story I can recall was about two years ago, I got stoned with my roommate. I used to smoke often, but then and now its very occassional. Anyways, I was laughing at everything when my cellphone rings. It was from a girl I hooked up with on spring break like 10 months before that night. For some reason, that was like the funniest thing ever. So I answer, and after a few seconds totally cannot stop laughing. But the wierd thing is, neither could she. So we both basically laughed our asses off for about two minutes then my phone cut out. I never talked or laughed to her again... Good times!

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how did you manage to bump this 5 month old thread, with that garbage?

die.

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We were in Disney World and looking for a secluded spot to smoke and went down beside these two buildings with nothing but plain walls and flush metal doors. There was a little spot at the end that had a view of a small lake and we sparked up there. After a few puffs there is a tap on my shoulder. I look around and Goofy is standing there wagging his finger at me in a "no, no" gesture. What a freak out! Turns out those doors are the places where the characters can discretely join the crowds.

F'in Goofy!

p.s. the best place we found was on the sky tram.

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In high school, a pal and myself gave a teacher an excuse I can't recall, and went and smoked a joint. Afterwards, he ran out to his car while I went back to class.

I sat down, and went on with my business. A good five minutes passed, and my friend was still gone.

"Where is that nutbag", the teacher asked rhetorically.

"He's nut-bag yet", I replied.

He just laughed cuz he was a cool guy.

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i've smoked too much weed to have such affects without traveling to amsterdam/CA/canada to get premium stuff... even then...

to be 18 and have no tolerance for drugs again

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In high school my friend and I were watching Battle of the Playmates totally baked (on satellite). We started thinking about the mud they were wrestling in, and how it must be some special kind of mud desigened for maximum smeariness and minumum cakiness. Then we decided that somewhere on the grounds of the Playboy mansion is a recipe for perfect wrestling mud. We found this hilarious. Then we changed the channel and IT WAS AN ARCHAEOLOGY DOCUMENTARY WITH A RECIPE, PRINTED OUT ON THE SCREEN, FOR THE PERFECT MUD IN WHICH TO PACK UNCOVERED ARTIFACTS FOR SHIPPING. If our heads could have possibly exploded, they would have.

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how did you manage to bump this 5 month old thread, with that garbage?

die.

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Sounds like someone could use a nice doobie right about now.

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My buddies were smoking in his car, with a pipe, a cop spotted them and pulled them out of the car. Cop asks for the weed, they said they smoked it all, and then he asks for the pipe (after not finding the weed). Cop takes them over to the wall of a Steak n Shake, and tells them to throw the pipe at the wall to break it. They do. It pings off and flies about 10 feet. Cops pissed. He tells them to do it again, it pings off again, unscathed. Cop gets even more pissed, while my friends giggled like idiots. 3rd time, the cop throws it, doesnt break, and tells them its their lucky day, gives the pipe back, and tells them to get the [censored] out of his sight.


One of the first times Ive ever smoked, went to see Bowfinger. Went up to the guy working the snack stand and asked for reeses penises, hilarity ensued.

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McDonald's drive through with Adam and Brian, top 3 highest I've ever been. Brian, also incredibly high, is driving and therefore ordering.

McDonald's Lady: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Brian: What do you want?
Me: Two double cheeseburgers, medium fry, medium Coke
Adam:Number one with a Coke
McDonald's Lady: Hello? Can I take your order?
Brian" Yeah, sorry. Uh...uhh...Filet of fish.
(pause)
McDonald's Lady: Is that all?
(pause)
Me (to Brian): TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS, MEDIUM FRY, MEDIUM COKE!
Brian: Uhh...and a medium Coke.
McDonald's Lady: That'll be $3.XX, first window please.
Brian: [censored].