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Cliff Notes: Girl called the cops on our party, what action should I take?

Note: I'm still in High School (for another couple of days).

Early in the month, my friend (Alex) threw a very small (10ish people) going away party since his parents were out of town, and he was leaving the country for a month. Anyways, my prom date couldn't get a ride, so she got a ride from her two (now former) friends. Friend 1 had fooled around with Alex a few months ago, but he ultimately rejected her. Friend 2 (whiney fat bitch) wanted some random guys to come over, which Alex wasn't cool with, so he told them to leave and pick up my prom date later, which they did.

Shortly after they picked up my prom date, the cops showed up. They claimed probably cause for alcohol and entered the house. We managed to talk our way out of MIP's, but everyone present was incredibly pissed, and assumed that Friend 1 had called the cops.

We just found friend 2's myspace, and she has a blog posted that basically says that she and Friend 1 called the cops.

What's my play?

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Forget it.

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You graduated high school. Remember this advice, it will come in handy many times in the future: These people mean nothing to you. Ignore them.

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Do nothing. Think of this as your test as to whether you are ready to transition from high school to college. You will likely never see either of them again.

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Annihilate them.

Seriously, don't do nothing, that's boring, but don't go crazy. May I suggest letting them know that you are aware of their actions and are planning revenge? You don't need to plan the revenge, just scare them. Or kill a pet of theirs or something.

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I take care of rats with a 55 gal drum, some lime, and a crawl space. The trick is to crush up all the bones, in a concrete mixer so theres nothing but dust left.

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Shank them in the shower.

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sugar in the gas tank. if i thought i could get away with it i would do something much more extreme but I'd want a very very small chance of getting caught. i'd say as long as you don't rape or kill her, you're ok from a moral stand point.

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WTF? Nobody advises revenge? Sure, he won't *need* it in order to get on with is life, but, but, but..

I would definitely not let this go unpunished. People need to know that infuriating backstabbing behavior with childish motives has consequences.

Is one of you scheduled to say something during the graduation ceremony? (I don't remember how many kids get to speak, I slept through mine) That would be a perfect opportunity to embarass that bitch. Doesn't matter what you say or if it's true, if everyone has a laugh at her expense, vengeance is served.

If that's not a possibility, try for something along similar lines. Sorry, can't be of much more help at this hour. Good luck.

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plant drugs on them and call the cops.

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plant drugs on them and call the cops.

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assuming the need to plant drugs on a high schooler is making an assumption - but ones who call the cops on a party - yeah, probably need them planted

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The girl in question does drugs. Wouldn't be able to do anything at graduation as she goes to some alternative high school (she's a [censored]).

Thanks for the replies though. Most of my friends involved want some sort of revenge, but they seem to want to call the cops on one of her parties, which sucks imo. Leaning towards doing nothing myself, but I probably won't dissuade them from doing anything.

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WTF? Nobody advises revenge? Sure, he won't *need* it in order to get on with is life, but, but, but..

I would definitely not let this go unpunished. People need to know that infuriating backstabbing behavior with childish motives has consequences.

Is one of you scheduled to say something during the graduation ceremony? (I don't remember how many kids get to speak, I slept through mine) That would be a perfect opportunity to embarass that bitch. Doesn't matter what you say or if it's true, if everyone has a laugh at her expense, vengeance is served.

If that's not a possibility, try for something along similar lines. Sorry, can't be of much more help at this hour. Good luck.

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the desire for revenge is as strongly correlated with immaturity as any emotional response. you sound like some douchebag kid yourself.

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May I suggest letting them know that you are aware of their actions and are planning revenge?

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NO!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. If you actually want to [censored] with them seriously, warning them in advance is a terrible idea. If you do anything like slash tires, sugar in the gas tank, etc, you do not want them to be able to say you threatened them in advance.

If you have already been plotting revenge with you and your ten closest friends, forget it. If you do anything heavy, word will get out, and you will get in trouble. You also can't brag about the revenge after the job.

Now, I do not advise sugar in the tank or other serious property damage. (If someone had actually gotten arrested, I would not let them off lightly though.) Instead, maybe some petty harassment. Perhaps nail them with a supersoaker when unexpected, soaping up the car windows, etc. If you do decide to target the girls, make sure you do something that impacts them and not their parents. If daddy pays for it, a brick through the windshield won't do anything to punish these chicks.

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With friend 2, just humiliate her. If she's fat she's already very sensitive, make fun of her weight problem publicly. Take a picture and have some fun with photoshop. The possibilities are endless.

As for friend 1:
Step 1: get some dry ice.
Step 2: drop in a can of old style barbasol shaving cream, let it sit for a good 3 hours.
Step 3: use tongs, remove the shaving cream, use a vice and tin snips to peel the sides off the can (it comes off very easily)
Step 4: put the frozen cream in her car. 2 of these will fill a sedan.

I did this to a locker in high school and a friend did it to a car. It is freaking hilarious. Just drop the stuff in the dry ice before you go to bed, get up a little early, peel the sides off. Throw it in one of those little coolers with some of the ice and go right to the parking lot. The only trouble will be getting in her car, but if it's a beater you might be able to coat hanger your way in (though that was probably a lot easier to do 10 years ago). If she leaves her windows cracked then you can just slip it right through.

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Why don't you just leave a full chicken on the fat one's doorstep with a note that says "we thought you'd want this, fatty."

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Like the old saying goes, success is the best revenge.

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eff all these pussies saying you should do nothing. You arent ready for enlightment and harmony anyway, you are 18, this is the time when you are supposed to do immature stupid [censored]. Hell if you do enough of it now, it will form the habit that will have you 35 and plotting revenge on your ex wife by quiting your job and working at pizza hut so she gets less alimony every month. Good times!

Make a myspace page for some made up guy and have him drop an "inside?" on the fatty and then chat her up and get her to meet him somewhere. Have her show up somewhere like the movie theatre on a friday or sat night when its really crowded, then you camp out and take some pictures of her standing there all alone waiting for him, and then post them all over your myspace pages.

Have sex with a hooker so you get the herp. Then wait for this girl to get off work some night and hide out in the bushes by her house, when she gets home you jump out and grab her and then rape her. When you are done you go "Thats for calling the cops on us bitch. If you tell anyone about this ill sneak into your house at night and kill your little sister" Then walk off but just before you are out of range, casually turn your head over your shoulder and go "oh yeah, and I have the herp".

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i heard you don't need dry ice, you could just put them into the freezer.

and yeah, leave it alone. this sounds like the type of person you will see in about 3-4 years. if you ever bump into her, you could be like "hey you were the stupid bitch that called the cops on my party that one time." if she's still fat, you could add "wow and you're still fat. NICE!"

then walk away. you win.

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Why don't you just leave a full chicken on the fat one's doorstep with a note that says "we thought you'd want this, fatty."

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hilarious

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Touché.

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Upper decker?

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For the fat girl you should just make fun of her weight in public. For the other chick, I would send a letter to her posing as a doctor from a free health clinic. Tell her a patient was diagnosed with HIV and identified her as a former partner. Tell her you will be out of the office for the next week on vacation, but that she should call and schedule an appointment after that.

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May I suggest letting them know that you are aware of their actions and are planning revenge?

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NO!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. If you actually want to [censored] with them seriously, warning them in advance is a terrible idea. If you do anything like slash tires, sugar in the gas tank, etc, you do not want them to be able to say you threatened them in advance.

If you have already been plotting revenge with you and your ten closest friends, forget it. If you do anything heavy, word will get out, and you will get in trouble. You also can't brag about the revenge after the job.

Now, I do not advise sugar in the tank or other serious property damage. (If someone had actually gotten arrested, I would not let them off lightly though.) Instead, maybe some petty harassment. Perhaps nail them with a supersoaker when unexpected, soaping up the car windows, etc. If you do decide to target the girls, make sure you do something that impacts them and not their parents. If daddy pays for it, a brick through the windshield won't do anything to punish these chicks.

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Yeah. But if you can't tell, ever, it won't be as much fun. So sugar in the gas tank is a no-go (well, that and the moral issue [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) Good luck trying to get 10 guys to keep their mouths shut, by the way.

Also, I don't think [censored] with her seriously is the required response here. What she did is most certainly infuriating, but no real damage was done. If OP and co. *do* any real damage, their conscience will make them regret it later.

The Myspace thing that was suggested is good, but with so little school left I don't think you'll have time to pull this off.

Calling the cops on her parties would be fair, but if it were me, I would not be completely satisfied. Also, it requires that specifically SHE has a party. If she does, though, you're golden: just show up there with a delegation, show that you can prove she screwed you over last time, and make her do something embarassing. Bring a camera, and spread it on the net. Obviously this cannot be something sexual, you don't want to get in serious trouble over this.

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Provide her myspace link to OOT..... That's all that needs to be done

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around here rats end up in the river. do you live near a river?

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man there are a lot of pussies on this board.

look kid, time to have some fun. THis is the perfect time to:

1) develop skills to deal with confrontation in an adult like manner
(adult = optional. Adult is the least fun but most +EV in the future.)
2) avoid making it a habit of laying down like a beaten dog

The minimum I would do is get all my friends (<--- optional) and corner her when she's all alone (<--- depends on the person, some fall apart in front of their friends) and then simply let her know you know. You would be amazed how many people instantly flip out in situations like this. Sometimes that's all that you need to do. If you forget about it you will *think* you are a better person when really you've just turned into a pussy that can't defend himself or even approach his attackers. Pussies like that end up going through college wondering why they still can't get laid.

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So true. I still like my chicken on the doorstep idea though.

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Real men get all their friends and corner a girl?

meh, 2 days left in school. I'd just call her a bitch in the halls and be done with it

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Yup. Not for physical intimidation, but simply for audience purposes. More people to poke holes in her lame excuses. Also, it makes it hard for her to twist the story later. Women like this can't be trusted.


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I'd just call her a bitch in the halls and be done with it

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Um.... you basically said the same thing I did. Just minus the audience and possible interrogation.

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The wisdom of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts comes to mind.

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house, and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern, with a knife stuck in the side of its head, with a note that says "you". After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

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So far very weak.

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Provide her myspace link to OOT..... That's all that needs to be done

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This was definitely my first thought on reading the initial post. Also good is to get a pretty boy friend of yours to ask the fat one out on a date, then have him drive half an hour out of town, get her out of the car and drive away.

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So far very weak.

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Well, you could always hire a herpes infested whore to stick the chicks thermos/gatorade bottle* in her vagina. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

*(or one identical to hers)

Seriously though, I think approaching her is the only thing *appropriate*.

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Myspace links:
Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr
Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate

hf

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cliff's notes: You had a prom date!!!!!!

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Myspace links:
Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr
Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate

hf

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Classic i'm a fatass myspace picture.

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Obviously the only solution is to put a cap in each of their asses.

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Just posted on fatty's wall:

Hi! I work for a catering company out here in Pennsylvania, but we're moving shortly to your area. We're looking for people to test our food selection and make recommendations. You look like someone who really loves food! Would you mind stopping by when we arrive and sucking up our food like a vacuum? Message me!

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Myspace links:
Retarded friend #1: http://www.myspace.com/eryn_rawrrrr
Fat Chick: http://www.myspace.com/greeneyedpirate

hf

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Classic i'm a fatass myspace picture.

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