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RiverTheNuts 05-18-2006 10:16 PM

The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Alright, so basically, I am in the mood to take a bunch of old blank t-shirts of various colors and make funny shirts... usually my ideas get ripped off by shirt companies before I can make them...

Such as "We want prenup" I think A&F made a shirt like that... anyway, all catchy 1 liners that arent overly offensive or gross that would be awesome ironed on to a shirt...

I know OOT can do this better than probably any other group of people alive.

AAAA 05-18-2006 10:18 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
bitc is a four letter word

StevieG 05-18-2006 10:20 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
MYLF

wow. my bad. not only has that been taken for a t-shirt, it's awhole clothing line and web site

Dan BRIGHT 05-18-2006 10:22 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
deez nutz

amplify 05-18-2006 10:22 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Hollatcha

DK47 05-18-2006 10:23 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Let's go clubbing
(picture baby seal)

HamJam 05-18-2006 10:24 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Butfore.

Elevens 05-18-2006 10:28 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Standard.

gorie 05-18-2006 10:28 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
i make funny posts on the internet

miajag 05-18-2006 10:33 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
this chick is fat, yo

RiverTheNuts 05-18-2006 10:33 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
inside?

mother_brain 05-18-2006 10:34 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Sorority girls, the other white meat.

Slappz 05-18-2006 10:34 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
[ QUOTE ]
Let's go clubbing
(picture baby seal)

[/ QUOTE ]

did you actually think of that? its hilarious!

Golden_Rhino 05-18-2006 10:38 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
[ QUOTE ]
Let's go clubbing
(picture baby seal)

[/ QUOTE ]

Good luck with that one. I give you ten minutes before the peaceful animal people tear you a new one.

Funny as hell though

BrunoThePug 05-18-2006 10:40 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Let's go clubbing
(picture baby seal)

[/ QUOTE ]

did you actually think of that? its hilarious!

[/ QUOTE ]

No, that's old.

RiverTheNuts 05-18-2006 10:41 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
I spits hot fire

RiverTheNuts 05-18-2006 10:41 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
my other ride is your mom

By-Tor 05-18-2006 11:13 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
http://home.pacbell.net/ratisor/ufb/advice.jpg

asb165 05-18-2006 11:42 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Eat my ass

ElaineMonster 05-18-2006 11:56 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
My friend made a t-shirt that said
"I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my mom."
It got lots of attention and people wanted their own.

ElaineMonster 05-18-2006 11:57 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
[ QUOTE ]
i make funny posts on the internet

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tis good

Reef 05-19-2006 12:09 AM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...tinmytummy.jpg

ChuckyB 05-19-2006 12:10 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Sorority girls, the other white meat.

[/ QUOTE ]

AWESOME!!!

fslexcduck 05-19-2006 12:10 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...tinmytummy.jpg

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ok i almost peed my pants

fslexcduck 05-19-2006 12:11 AM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
when we were down at the new jersey shore we saw three guys walk by with t-shirts reading "i hate busted bitches", "i hate stank pussy" and "i love lesbians." it was pretty funny.

illusionS 05-19-2006 12:32 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
when we were down at the new jersey shore we saw three guys walk by with t-shirts reading "i hate busted bitches", "i hate stank pussy" and "i love lesbians." it was pretty funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

Stop being so misogynistic. Derogatory posts such as those propagate misogynistic behavior upon our culture.

wet work 05-19-2006 12:38 AM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
saw a chic in Amsterdam wearing a shirt that said WILL [censored] FOR COCAINE.

mother_brain 05-19-2006 12:43 AM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
[ QUOTE ]
saw a chic in Amsterdam wearing a shirt that said WILL [censored] FOR COCAINE.

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I never saw the shirt but i think i met the girl.

GovmentCheese 05-19-2006 10:44 AM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
This shirt is scientifically proven to make me look cool.

youtalkfunny 05-19-2006 05:23 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...tinmytummy.jpg

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I hate to steal a line from Gorilla Monsoon, but that guy in the yellow shirt looks like a school bus.

xedin 05-19-2006 05:59 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
[ QUOTE ]
My friend made a t-shirt that said
"I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my mom."
It got lots of attention and people wanted their own.

[/ QUOTE ]

good way to get your ass kicked

Crveballin 05-19-2006 06:05 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
This shirt looks better on the floor.

Villainaire 05-19-2006 06:18 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
This shirt looks better on the floor.

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Good one.

If I made one it'd say...

SUCK IT OR NOT.

ROADHEAD 05-19-2006 06:47 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
i want one that says, i'm black from the waist down

ROADHEAD 05-19-2006 06:50 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
club sandwiches not seals!!!

pulledagroin 05-19-2006 06:56 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
Put a picture of your own face.

Villainaire 05-19-2006 07:02 PM

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Put a picture of your own face.

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Put a picture of you wearing the shirt onto...

A picture of you wearing the same shirt.

mantasm 05-19-2006 07:08 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
"I WAS DRIVING DRUNK AND I HIT A HOMELESS GUY WITH MY CAR"

guids 05-19-2006 07:20 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
The best Fromunda Cheese comes from Wisconson!

crackhead 05-19-2006 07:54 PM

Re: The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!
 
heard this the other night on L@TB and couldn't stop laughing...

"Stick it in my ass and call me Mary"


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