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El Diablo 05-05-2006 08:52 PM

Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
Yeti directed me to this great thread.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I felt it my duty to share Barron's work with OOT:

Barron (6:46:33 PM): chillen on cash he had a blast while it's in his attic
Barron (6:48:48 PM): im caughin up trash in glee 'cause your off the T with that tbill own see thats how we do in hell somtimes known as ST to the L
Barron (6:49:46 PM): hellfire comin from the top of the mount, when mike gets his [censored] done he'll be out and about
Barron (6:50:16 PM): a tissue? you mean fo' the tears you been shedding like a girl on her period or at the night of her wedding?
Barron (6:51:05 PM): it's depressing to hear you utter that crap while suckling from the teat of your mother playing back at me while we rap
Barron (6:51:14 PM): its a fact to be
Barron (6:51:45 PM): also, you may be a killa poker playa but a genius at rap i sincerely doubt that
Barron (6:53:30 PM): i been lastin long like extra gum goin strong since your birth in minnesota was grated by god
Barron (6:54:31 PM): not much you can say to that, 'cept to conceed, it's the way i rap, nothin but extra g's on tap
Barron (6:54:50 PM): when im flowing strictly like the missisipi rippin ANY [censored] beat you give me
Barron (6:55:55 PM): you're a mess right? you need be to talk that crap with no back, no spine, that crap combines for me to see you're the weak link in the chain of this playocracy
Barron (6:56:47 PM): thats RIGHT, i am a little hound, dutch while im smokin much including your lyrics lookin a littel girl [censored] and cryin on the floor for her mommy while-her fate
Barron (6:56:50 PM): s at the door
Barron (6:57:05 PM): come try me
Barron (6:57:59 PM): hahaa, no more huh? had enough son?
Barron (7:00:18 PM): too late
Barron (7:02:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA toooooo late sucka
Barron (7:03:35 PM): hide? not me, not this century, not while your elementery raps were sent to me
Barron (7:04:13 PM): you were talkin smack while i was flippin it in the back of the cab to your family takin drags flyin past the ave
Barron (7:04:29 PM): of course cute and simple is nice, but also it is average
Barron (7:04:41 PM): id rather be killin it spittin fire thats elaborate
Barron (7:05:30 PM): that a matter of opinion my son, #1 is the throne held by the man to whom you been rappin too and soon your doom will come as i await by your lyrical tomb
Barron (7:05:40 PM): my son
Barron (7:05:59 PM): it's fun rippin you to shreds like a shark attack to bad you're hats backwards and your mic's goin bad
Barron (7:06:13 PM): and your whole style is a fad
Barron (7:06:52 PM): it's been a while since you had the balls to challange me on this quick typing key board thats right i'll emotionally bring you upa nd down like a seesaw
Barron (7:07:29 PM): now whose the one who just raps what he sees and observes from these and those and likes of mikey who must be typin with his toes
Barron (7:08:38 PM): hey bro, true jews be the ones that're ruling the world and financial districts while your dick sits untouched in a year since your shorts been stayin on as above with the elastic crap stayin taught
Barron (7:09:26 PM): now it's YOU whose stayin taught by the likes of me my mic could be about a million degrees it'll tan your hide while your eyes are agape all wide and hands by your side
Barron (7:10:12 PM): have you had enough yet? gettin upset by the rhymes comin atchya like a jet flyin too low gunan scoop you up from your tip toes tryin to see over the likes of me
Barron (7:11:53 PM): bdawg 2, mikey 0
Barron (7:12:34 PM): my confidence is clearly warranted by the thrashing i just handed you
Barron (7:13:01 PM): are you there now? 'cause man ive been waiting for YEARS pal
Barron (7:13:34 PM): its to bad you probly gotta split in a quick sec 'cause ida taken your mind apart like a leggo's set
Barron (7:14:14 PM): too quick to comeback stinging like a thumbtack on your chair when sit down from the thrashing ive laid in IM town
Barron (7:14:42 PM): my due's have been paid thats why i rule the day today and next it's all irrelavent what you spit next
Barron (7:15:44 PM): your taste is like a nasty c*nt after nights of running up and down 42nd street hun
Barron (7:16:05 PM): take the beat and run with your tail between your legs like a dachsund
Barron (7:17:11 PM): had enough yet son?
Barron (7:18:27 PM): that's right you been on top, but beware for those who go where he goes before the storm is aman with an ego
Barron (7:18:55 PM): too fragile, this magical battle im takin ya down to the streets of STL town to get you beat
Barron (7:19:13 PM): just admit defeat, take a sec to rest your feet
Barron (7:19:40 PM): while i correct the best and be here-waitin-for-ya while you're thoughts are bubbling like vinegar and baking soda
Barron (7:20:10 PM): so NOW who's the PWNER
Mikey (7:20:39 PM): lmfao see my statement above if you even know how to read, cuz the writing is on the wall your time will come soon just now now
Mikey (7:20:45 PM): *not
Barron (7:21:24 PM): omg mikey, tell me when my time is and i'll set my watch
Mikey (7:23:28 PM): TBD, FU


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Please discuss.

Vehn 05-05-2006 08:54 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
this will be epic

DcifrThs 05-05-2006 09:00 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
this will be epic

[/ QUOTE ]

it loses a lot w/o seeing what mikey is saying...and i guess outta context of BBV it looks a lot worse lol.

Barron

Reef 05-05-2006 09:03 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bling-1130.jpg

El Diablo 05-05-2006 09:03 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
All,

I suggest getting started by posting your most and least favorite Dcifr rap lines:

worst: i been lastin long like extra gum goin strong since your birth in minnesota was grated by god

best: hey bro, true jews be the ones that're ruling the world and financial districts while your dick sits untouched in a year since your shorts been stayin on as above with the elastic crap stayin taught

DMBFan23 05-05-2006 09:04 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
this will be epic

[/ QUOTE ]

it loses a lot w/o seeing what mikey is saying...and i guess outta context of BBV it looks a lot worse lol.

Barron

[/ QUOTE ]

that's why we need schneids' ill rhymes!

piiop 05-05-2006 09:09 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
"#1 is the throne held by the man to whom you been rappin too "

PartyGirlUK 05-05-2006 09:11 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
We should have a live OOT rapoff between Barron and Mike

DcifrThs 05-05-2006 09:13 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
We should have a live OOT rapoff between Barron and Mike

[/ QUOTE ]

i would win. not close. this post serves as a reminder to mike to GET on his GAME LOL.

PS- for those of you who, like El D are dumbfounded that mike and i pass time and have fun like this, FUFUFU HUUHUHUHU?!?!!?

Barron

El Diablo 05-05-2006 09:21 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
Dean,

YESYESYESYESYES!!!

shant 05-05-2006 09:40 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
Dean & El D,

If we do could we not call it rap.

sushijerk 05-05-2006 11:32 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
Dean & El D,

If we do could we not call it rap.

[/ QUOTE ]

Because it would be straight up hip hop at its highest level. Watch out Roots and Kalib Tweli!

DcifrThs 05-05-2006 11:48 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Dean & El D,

If we do could we not call it rap.

[/ QUOTE ]

Because it would be straight up hip hop at its highest level. Watch out Roots and Kalib Tweli!

[/ QUOTE ]

do not put me and Mr. Trotter in the same sentance ever again. ever.

Barron

P Chippa 05-06-2006 12:31 AM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
We should have a live OOT rapoff between Barron and Mike

[/ QUOTE ]

When this happens, the MC must designate someone to drop the beat.

diggitydiggitydiggitydiggity
dum dum ttss
ba dum dum ttss
ba dum dum ttss
ba dah dah ba dah dah
ba dum dum ttss
ba dum dum ttss
ba dum dum ttss
ba dah dah ba dah dah

Happy Time Harry 05-06-2006 12:38 AM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Dean & El D,

If we do could we not call it rap.

[/ QUOTE ]

Because it would be straight up hip hop at its highest level. Watch out Roots and Kalib Tweli!

[/ QUOTE ]

do not put me and Mr. Trotter in the same sentance ever again. ever.

Barron

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you offer coaching?

roostah444 05-06-2006 02:59 AM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
I have a friend who owns a record label called Black Magic Records and I showed him this and he was impressed. Would you be interested in entering the music industry Barron?

mmcd 05-06-2006 01:22 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bling-1130.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]


This guy used to have Mr. T as his bodyguard. That must've been one hell of a sight.

El Diablo 05-06-2006 03:40 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
Guys,

When is the battle?

Aces McGee 05-06-2006 03:58 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
a tissue? you mean fo' the tears you been shedding like a girl on her period or at the night of her wedding?


[/ QUOTE ]

Good stuff.

-McGee

OrigamiSensei 05-06-2006 05:09 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...bling-1130.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]
I saw the picture and freaked - I think I saw this dude on the 5 freeway here in San Diego a week ago. He looked like the guy in the picture and was in a pimped out lime green Caddy that had "Archbishop Don Magic Juan" lettered across the trunk. Do you have more information on this guy? Is he some sort of minor celebrity or something?

EDIT: Pardon me for being an eternally unhip 40-year old. Dude is in Wikipedia, even.

two0crew 05-06-2006 05:28 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
he's always chillin with Snoop Dogg, a famous pimp

El Diablo 05-06-2006 09:27 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
shant and friends,

Just wanted to let you know that I challenged Dcifr to my first rap battle ever and completely dominated him. It was pretty embarrassing and I have a feeling I made him cry. I didn't realize what a natural I was. Gonna go watch 8 Mile again now.

PartyGirlUK 05-06-2006 09:33 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
Diablo,

are you going to post it? Aspiring e-rappers such as myself would appreciate learning from your masterpiece

yours,

MasterD

kolotoure 05-06-2006 09:33 PM

Re: Dcifr rap battle vs schneids post
 
El D, Did he get ate like 2 times 4

DcifrThs 05-06-2006 09:33 PM

I get PWNED
 
the transcript:

Masked Man (4:48:23 PM): I CHALLENGE YOU TO RAP BATTLE
Masked Man signed off at 5:58:19 PM.
Masked Man signed on at 7:01:26 PM.
Masked Man (7:02:53 PM): hahahahah chickenshit [censored]
Barron (8:05:10 PM): heh, just woke up from nappy
Auto response from Masked Man (8:05:10 PM): I'm away right now.

Masked Man (8:05:18 PM): wtf pussy
Masked Man (8:05:29 PM): ok
Masked Man (8:05:37 PM): one rap
Masked Man (8:05:42 PM): spit your best at my right now
Masked Man (8:05:46 PM): and we will decide dominance
Masked Man (8:05:47 PM): OK?
Barron (8:05:58 PM): why? i thought this wasn't your thing
Masked Man (8:06:03 PM): DUDE
Masked Man (8:06:06 PM): ARE YOU CHICKENING OUT?
Masked Man (8:06:29 PM): ONE LINE BABY, SPIT YOUR BEST
Barron (8:07:19 PM): fine the way i see ive been spittin the best [censored], rap that'd get cats who're walkin arrested
Barron (8:07:38 PM): just for bein seen out side they'd be tested, 'cauise im sick with it
Barron (8:08:10 PM): its been a quick little nap now im back in full force come against me and feel the wolves force
Masked Man (8:09:16 PM): i slay your dumb ass with my rhymes fool cuz i spit the truth
Masked Man (8:09:22 PM): they call you abe lincoln sucka, they call me john wilkes booth
Masked Man (8:09:26 PM): END
Masked Man (8:09:27 PM): FU

i clearly misunderstood the "ONE LINE BITCH" comment, but nevertheless got pwned.

Barron

Thremp 05-06-2006 10:18 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
I'm stunned. White educated white males rap battling it out...


I doubt that Bishop Magic Don Juan knows who John Wilkes Booth is much less spell it...

P Chippa 05-07-2006 12:20 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
i clearly misunderstood the "ONE LINE BITCH" comment, but nevertheless got pwned.

Barron

[/ QUOTE ]

Hold on a minute.

He throws a one liner at you, that he's been dreaming up for God knows how long, when you're waking up from a nap, and you're gonna admit defeat.

F that.

Rematch with some stamina required.

James282 05-07-2006 12:26 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
Look at this cat, supergay P chippa
with Barron's cock in his mouth, he's a true cum sippa
but for real dog you can't [censored] with el D
he'll cut you with his words then make you drink your own pee

FOOL

nubs 05-07-2006 01:25 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
What scares me is that the DCIFR beat schneids, how could it get worse?

T-God 05-07-2006 01:31 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
I keep trying but I can't get any sense of what the rhythm is supposed to be in these raps. Is there one? I'm trying to bob along with the beat as I read but it's just not happening.

DcifrThs 05-07-2006 06:28 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
I keep trying but I can't get any sense of what the rhythm is supposed to be in these raps. Is there one? I'm trying to bob along with the beat as I read but it's just not happening.

[/ QUOTE ]

pauses are hard to convey. sometimes though there just isn't a smooth transition...just like in a real freestyle but w/ a known beat in the background it's easier to flow smoother over it.

Barron

emil3000 05-07-2006 06:53 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I keep trying but I can't get any sense of what the rhythm is supposed to be in these raps. Is there one? I'm trying to bob along with the beat as I read but it's just not happening.

[/ QUOTE ]

pauses are hard to convey. sometimes though there just isn't a smooth transition...just like in a real freestyle but w/ a known beat in the background it's easier to flow smoother over it.

Barron

[/ QUOTE ]

So like, do you all have some sort of beat background going when you sit down in front of your computer making mad rhymes, or is it all in your head?

El Diablo 05-07-2006 07:06 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
James,

Word.

P Chippa 05-07-2006 08:23 AM

Re: I get PWNED
 
Who's what's in who's mouth you got your [censored] reversed
Take off your high heels, your skirt, and check your pretty pink purse
Pull out the knee pads Diablo's sack's in your hand
You're gobblin' like a turkey on his little masked man

Kassem D. 05-07-2006 02:37 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
faggotty ass poker nerds
mouths full of your [censored] words
sloshin around with that sklansky jizz
mason squirt in ya eye and clean it with piss
el d the stinky indi
he's straight? no just pretendi
glorified kwikie-mart heeb
bow down to your slavemaster deeb

zokbarjazz 05-07-2006 03:03 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
You're gobblin' like a turkey on his little masked man

[/ QUOTE ]
Damn

amplify 05-07-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
Kassem,

Awesome.

TheWorstPlayer 05-07-2006 03:15 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
faggotty ass poker nerds
mouths full of your [censored] words
sloshin around with that sklansky jizz
mason squirt in ya eye and clean it with piss
el d the stinky indi
he's straight? no just pretendi
glorified kwikie-mart heeb
bow down to your slavemaster deeb

[/ QUOTE ]
POTY? Holy [censored]!

SharkTank43 05-07-2006 03:24 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
faggotty ass poker nerds
mouths full of your [censored] words
sloshin around with that sklansky jizz
mason squirt in ya eye and clean it with piss
el d the stinky indi
he's straight? no just pretendi
glorified kwikie-mart heeb
bow down to your slavemaster deeb

[/ QUOTE ]

Tremendous.

FoxwoodsFiend 05-07-2006 03:25 PM

Re: I get PWNED
 
[ QUOTE ]
faggotty ass poker nerds
mouths full of your [censored] words
sloshin around with that sklansky jizz
mason squirt in ya eye and clean it with piss
el d the stinky indi
he's straight? no just pretendi
glorified kwikie-mart heeb
bow down to your slavemaster deeb

[/ QUOTE ]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.


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