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What do you call a Canadian with Downes Syndrome??
<font color="white"> American </font> |
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How many Jews fit in a Volkswagen?
6 million in the ashtrays. What's green and sits on my porch? My [n-word] and I'll paint him any color I want. Why was it possible to have the Million Man March? No one had to take off from work. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He hurts his nose. Why do Jews have big noses? 'cause air is free. What's the object of the Jewish football game? To get the quarter back. One white man and one black man, what do you call the white man? Defense attorney. One white man and two black men, what do you call the white man? Victim. |
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Why cant a woman be president?
Because she'd menstrate all over the constitution. |
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Why did God create the Gentiles?
<font color="white">Someone has to pay retail.</font> |
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Want to hear a joke? <font color="white"> Women's rights </font> Why shouldn't you give a woman a watch? <font color="white"> There's a clock on the oven </font> How many men does it take to open a beer? <font color="white"> None, it should be open when she brings it. </font> Why did the woman cross the road? <font color="white"> That doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen? </font> Why do women have smaller feet than men? <font color="white"> Its evolutionary, so they can stand closer to the counter. </font> [/ QUOTE ] brilliant |
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This is the funniest thread I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the great laughs.
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In fact, pretty much this whole comic strip is so very wrong. |
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What did the black guy get on his SATs? (answer in white)
<font color="white"> BBQ Sauce </font> |
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What does the Ethiopian flag look like???
<font color="white"> </font> Dunno, they ate it. |
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What's the difference between a burrito and a baby? A: <font color="white">I don't cum on my burrito before I eat it. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Winner |
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What did dracula say to his girlfriend?
See ya next month... A white baby and a black baby died and went to heaven. God gave the white baby wings and it asked, "Does this mean I am an angel?" God replied, "Yes... you are an angel now." The black baby was given wings and it asked, "God, am I an angel too?" God said, "Naw nigga you a bat." |
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What do you call all the useless skin surrounding a vagina?
A woman! Why do black people stink? So the blind can hate them too! |
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a lot of these aren't even jokes
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
<font color="white">A jew is a person whose religion is Judaism while a pizza is a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with other topings. </font> How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? <font color="white"> You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it really. </font> A blonde woman and a black man jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? <font color="white">Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Neither hair color nor race affects acceleration due to gravity. </font> |
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything. </font> |
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.. |
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http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5...omicgifdq0.jpg In fact, pretty much this whole comic strip is so very wrong. [/ QUOTE ] Wow, thats fantastic. |
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Why did God create the Gentiles? <font color="white">Someone has to pay retail.</font> [/ QUOTE ] Superb! |
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
<font color="white"> Canoes tip </font> Why do Jews have big noses? <font color="white"> Because air is free </font> |
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What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting her back in the wheelchair. A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car. He says sure, but only if she'll blow him. She reluctantly agrees and gets down on her knees. She unzips his fly and starts approaching him. As she approaches, she smells a terrible smell and says "Yuck, Dad, you smell like [censored]!" "Oh right!" her dad responds "Your brother already has the car!" |
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What the best thing about 8 year old boys?
Your dick looks so big in their hands <font color="white"> </font> |
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whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded [/ QUOTE ] Better version: What's better than silver medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded. What's better than gold medal at the special olympics? ICE CREAM! |
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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Kick her! Q: How can you tell when your girl is faking her orgasm? A: Who cares. A man escapes from a prison where he has been jailed for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too" |
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Or: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">THAT'S NOT FUNNY! </font> |
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One white man and two black men, what do you call the white man? Victim. [/ QUOTE ] Also, one white man, five black men, what do you call the white man? Coach. One white man, ten black men, what do you call the white man? Quarterback One white man, 1000 black men, what do you call the white man? Warden |
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why dont you throw a rock at a mexican on a bicycle?
it might be your bicycle. why dont you throw a rock at a n****r on a bicycle? it might be your n****r. did you know that tiger woods and michael jordan both had the same nickname in highschool? ("what was it?") n****r |
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What did the black guy get for his birthday?
<font color="white"> your bike</font> |
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What did the black boy with diarrhea say?
<font color="white"> OH NO! I'M MELTING!!</font> |
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What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair. A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car. He says sure, but only if she'll blow him. She reluctantly agrees and gets down on her knees. She unzips his fly and starts approaching him. As she approaches, she smells a terrible smell and says "Yuck, Dad, you smell like [censored]!" "Oh right!" her dad responds "Your brother already has the car!" [/ QUOTE ] haha, best of the thread so far imo...definitely funny, definitely on the border... |
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? <font color="white">A jew is a person whose religion is Judaism while a pizza is a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with other topings. </font> How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? <font color="white"> You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it really. </font> A blonde woman and a black man jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? <font color="white">Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Neither hair color nor race affects acceleration due to gravity. </font> [/ QUOTE ] I laughed |
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?
Walking |
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What does the Ethiopian flag look like??? <font color="white"> </font> Dunno, they ate it. [/ QUOTE ] Here is my Ethiopian contribution...very underrated jokes. Why can't Ethiopian's go to the movies? They can't keep the seats down. What do you call an Ethiopian with a dime on his head? Nail What do you call an Ethiopian with an afro? Microphone What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese. How do tell the difference between a rich Ethiopian and a poor Ethiopian? The rich Ethiopian has a Rolex around his waist. What the difference between and Ethiopian and a pair of Levi's? A pair of Levi's only has one fly on them. |
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What did the black guy get on his SATs? (answer in white) <font color="white"> BBQ Sauce </font> [/ QUOTE ] Gold, Jerry, Gold!!!! |
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Along your line of jokes
What's the best part about a BJ from an ethiopian? You know she'll swallow. |
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Why do Ethiopians give the best blowjobs?
<font color="white">because they always swallow </font> What did Jamaal get on his SATs? <font color="white">barbeque sauce </font> edit: well i sure feel dumb now..... |
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[ QUOTE ] How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Or: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <font color="white">THAT'S NOT FUNNY! </font> [/ QUOTE ] How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? <font color="white">Two. One to change the light bulb and one to suck my dick while I beat my wife!</font> |
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all,
-what's worse than [insert minority here] in a blender? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!! 0MG i think i have the formula down. im hilarious. let's go for another 100 posts in this thread. |
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wait, i just remembered another one.
-what do you tell a [insert minority here] in a [please choose one: bus, oven, teepee, dildo]? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!! |
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all, -what's worse than [insert minority here] in a blender? -[profanity] in a [shock word]!! 0MG i think i have the formula down. im hilarious. let's go for another 100 posts in this thread. [/ QUOTE ] this joke sucks |
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