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Kumubou 07-11-2005 02:39 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
You should def raise pre-pf.

[/ QUOTE ]
Raise his ass out of that chair, maybe. Table selection anyone?

-K

NateDog 07-11-2005 09:56 AM

Re: This one is for Nate Dog
 
[ QUOTE ]
So I sat down at a table with Nate, and he immediately went on a huge rush, up about 25bb in a little over an orbit. During this time, I saw exactly 0 playable hands. I PM'ed him to send me some of his luck, and this hand came up. Never seen a board this awesome. Oh, and I love the call down [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

-Jaran



Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP2 folds, SB folds.

Turn: (3 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: (5 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 7s Qd (four of a kind, queens).
UTG+1 has Ts 8s (full house, queens full of sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 7 BB.

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Dude, he's g00t. He's setting you up to call you down when he's got quads. Thanks for the rush Jaran, now I need you to sit at my 1/2 tables.

This one is also from last night, but you weren't at the table yet. You gotta love the donk bet on the turn.

Oh yeah, my read is the CO sucks, really bad.

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls.

River: (7.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
CO checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB

Results below:
CO has 5d 4d (two pair, kings and tens).
Hero has Ad Js (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.75 BB.

MrWookie 07-11-2005 10:49 AM

Re: This one is for Nate Dog
 
I dunno. He did, after all, have the best hand. You runner-runner g00t.

SayGN 07-11-2005 11:21 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)
 
I was in tears laughing after watching this hand go down. The flop was all diamonds, there was a bet by UTG, everyone folds except the button who calls. Turn is a blank. UTG checks, button checks. River is another diamond (no pairs on the board, no straight flush draw). The action went as follows:

UTG Bets, Button raises
UTG Bets, Button raises
UTG Bets, Button raises
UTG Bets, Button raises
UTG Bets, Button (all-in) calls.

UTG turns over the Ace of diamonds for the ace-high flush.
Button turns over J4o (jack of diamonds)

he then proceeds to type "damn, I thought you were bluffing" and leaves the table.

-gotta love crypto .5/1

Reaction 07-11-2005 11:27 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
well, since this is the NC thread i'll ask this here - someone had a post a while ago about running bad vs playing bad, that had stats on what each hand (pair, trips, etc) should be doing at showdown on average....anyone have a link to that? I can't find it with search

[/ QUOTE ]

This it?

OrianasDaad 07-11-2005 12:23 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)
 
I sat out the first two orbits, and had just played in my first two hands at the table. I knew MP2 was bad, but I didn't think he was _this_ bad.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, MP2 calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

MP2 has Js 8d (high card, jack).
Hero has Qd Qs (one pair, queens).

Firefly 07-11-2005 03:13 PM

Tourney\'s are fun!
 
PokerStars Tournament #9356555, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $200.00/$15.00
2922 players
Total Prize Pool: $584400.00
Tournament started - 2005/07/10 - 16:30:00 (ET)

Dear Firefly21,

You finished the tournament in 77th place.
A $1,168.80 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

WEEEEEEEEEEE

PuckNPoker 07-11-2005 03:25 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)
 
These 2 have been going at it all night, UTG is laggy preflop but then alternates between laggy and calling station (usually it is determined whether she has a pair or better) and the other has been trying to be a sheriff (mostly to his detriment) all night, I particularly love the CALL on turn and river:

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, CO calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, UTG calls.

River: (8.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Qc 4s (one pair, twos).
CO has Th Kh (one pair, twos).
Outcome: CO wins 10.25 BB. </font>

mmmmmbrother 07-11-2005 04:45 PM

GO FISH
 


Party Poker (9 max, 10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">7 folds</font>.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG+1 folds.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks.

Final Pot:


and of course:
#2347065211: hero wins $16.75 from the main pot with a straight, seven to jack.
fish: damn river
hero: when did you expect me to fold
#2347070281: xxxx wins $6.50
fish: no i didn't. you played it perfect, i'm just saying
#2347073727: xxxx wins $9
fish: i knew you didn't have top pair. and i had kicker
#2347077769: xxxx wins $2 from the main pot with a pair of queens with seven kicker.
hero: they maybe you should have bet

Eeegah 07-11-2005 04:56 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP3 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Flop: (11 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (9.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

River: (17.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 25.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ad As (two pair, aces and fours).
Hero has Jc Jd (full house, jacks full of fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 25.50 BB. </font>

Thanks!

TredWel 07-11-2005 07:01 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
My new best friend.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, Button calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (12.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (22.25 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 30.25 BB

Results:
Hero has Kc Ac (straight flush, ace high).
Button has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 30.25 BB.

Deamon2 07-11-2005 07:10 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
so I just dropped 40BB in like 2 hrs. yay!

so cold decked right now

MrWookie 07-11-2005 07:26 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
I think both BB (AKA, Corporal Cold Call) and Button should be your friends [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

JKDStudent 07-11-2005 07:28 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
2/4 live in AC. This guy sits down at the table, maybe his first hand.

Board on the river:
2TK2A

The new guy and a conservative player get into a raising war. Keep in mind, this is 2/4. By the time they get up to about $30 per person, the new guy says, "If you've got the boat..." and raises again.

They get up to around $50 per person. At this point, the new guy is getting confused about the raising, having to ask how much it is to raise. Everyone at the table is laughing. Had the dealer allowed it, the new guy would have just pushed all his chips in to circumvent the raise-raise action. Finally, new guy calls, which he later says is only because everyone was laughing at him so he figured something was up, and he was getting confused with all the raising.

Conservative guy, obviously, shows 22 for quads. New guy shows QJ for the nut straight. He justifies himself by saying, "I was new to the table. I thought maybe he was just trying to make a move on the new guy." Quads never entered his mind. "I was thinking, 'What, did he call with K2?'"

The rest of the night was spent laughing about that hand. Every new person that sat down: "Be careful! At this table, straights beat four-of-a-kind." 4-flush on the board, "I'm not worried, I've got a straight." Good times... good times.

VoraciousReader 07-11-2005 08:35 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)
 
This may be too NC even for this thread but....

I cashed out my PokerStars account and bought PokerTracker and a new computer!!!!

(My system was 5 years old and had been giving me nightmares when I tried to play online for more than 2 hours continuously. I stopped playing in any MTTs, because I would have to stop and cold reboot and get blinded out. There was no point in buying PT because I couldn't use it and Stars/Party/UltimateBet at the same time without freezing everything up.)

So, although I did finally reach enough bankroll to take a shot at 1/2, I will be plodding along at .5/1 for a while longer.

It's okay though, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my new computer!!!

Kumubou 07-12-2005 01:59 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Donk donk donk.

Party Poker .5/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Heroine is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="red">Heroine raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Heroine bets</font>, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (5.5 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Heroine bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, Heroine folds the damn straight!.

Final Pot: Some humble pie (and 8.5 BB)

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Party Poker (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (4 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="red">Heroine bets</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Heroine checks, <font color="red">CO bets</font>, <font color="red">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Heroine calls, CO calls.

River: (10 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="red">Heroine donkbets a four-card straight, thinking she has the goods!</font>, CO folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 11.25BB and some idiocy from Heroine

Sometimes I wonder how I ever win money playing poker.

-K

newfant 07-12-2005 02:11 PM

Donkeys always draw -- to quads!
 
Donk is hero in this hand (or vice versa). This hand demonstrates what one should do when dominated by aces preflop and dominated by a set of tens on the turn. All you need to do is hit a one-outer and drag a huge pot.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Preflop: Donk is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Donk raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Donk caps</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Donk raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Donk calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Donk raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Donk caps</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (22.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Donk bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Donk 3-bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

SB shows AA
BB shows TT
Donk shows 44 for quad fours

Final Pot: 31.50 BB

droolie 07-12-2005 02:49 PM

Re: Donkeys always draw -- to quads!
 
I saw a hand last night where the board was...

QQQQx

Three players saw the turn and all of them raised in turn until it was capped. Same action on the river. Only two of them had an A. The guy without the A was responsible for three of the raises.

bottomset 07-12-2005 03:00 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
so I just dropped 40BB in like 2 hrs. yay!

so cold decked right now

[/ QUOTE ]

I dropped 87 in less than 1hr, feel better?

The Vibesman 07-12-2005 03:42 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 


Maniac at Saturday about 4 AM at .5/1. Came and went a few times, saw him blow thru about 100$ in maybe 15 minutes at one point. Everyone was trying to raise to isolate him, and no one else was having it, so the pots got huge quickly. Everyone made money off this guy, even beginners were catching on and capping the river w/ 22 against him. Here's an example: Maniac is SB, it's 5 handed, UTG just posted blind. Maniac raises pre-flop and usually on any street pretty much whenever he's raised by someone else. Here he's the SB, UTG posted blind, button is just cold calling because he knows I'm trying to isolate the maniac and probably has a half-decent hand himself. My only regret here is maniac ran out of chips.

Regarding my own play, all I can say is, Kids, don't try this at home, and reads are important.


THE_VIBESMAN - Pocket [8h,Kh]
UTG - Checks, THE_VIBESMAN - Raises, Button - Calls, Maniac - Raises, BB - Folds, UTG - Folds, THE_VIBESMAN - Calls, Button - Calls
*** FLOP [5d,8c,9h] ***
Maniac - Bets, THE_VIBESMAN - Raises, Button - Folds, Maniac - Raises, THE_VIBESMAN - Raises, Maniac - Calls
*** TURN [5d,8c,9h,8s] ***
Maniac - Bets, THE_VIBESMAN - Raises, Maniac - All-In(Raise)THE_VIBESMAN - Calls
*** RIVER [5d,8c,9h,8s,4c] ***
Maniac - Show cards [7d,Ah]
THE_VIBESMAN - Show cards [8h,Kh]

jively 07-12-2005 04:39 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
what do you guys do while playing cards? I single-table (I'll admit it) so I read [...] and listen to music [...]. It's probably -ev to read while playing, and to not play more than one table, [...]



(I like to parenthesise things)

[/ QUOTE ]

I like to edit things with [...] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I belong to the Killer Poker Online theory that it is -EV to do anything besides play poker when playing poker online. So I play my 2-3 tables, I keep track if my tables are still good (with 2+ bad players), look for other tables, and that's it. No music, no reading, no TV, no web surfing, and so on.

My cats do jump up on my lap occasionally, but I usually throw them off when I get into a hand...

-Tom

droolie 07-12-2005 05:06 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what do you guys do while playing cards? I single-table (I'll admit it) so I read [...] and listen to music [...]. It's probably -ev to read while playing, and to not play more than one table, [...]



(I like to parenthesise things)

[/ QUOTE ]

I like to edit things with [...] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I belong to the Killer Poker Online theory that it is -EV to do anything besides play poker when playing poker online. So I play my 2-3 tables, I keep track if my tables are still good (with 2+ bad players), look for other tables, and that's it. No music, no reading, no TV, no web surfing, and so on.

My cats do jump up on my lap occasionally, but I usually throw them off when I get into a hand...

-Tom

[/ QUOTE ]

You're missing out on all the porn dude!

Deamon2 07-12-2005 06:28 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
I'm on a downswing. It's currently -80BB. Yay. Hopefully it'll slow down

I keep running into people limp/calling, check/calling me down with AK with an A on the flop. It's getting really annoying when I think my AQ is good.

MrWookie 07-12-2005 06:42 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Just think. Had they raised, it'd be a 90-100 BB downswing.

Deamon2 07-12-2005 06:46 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
good point

I just lost to a runner runner inside straight (the ass end) on a four flush board when I had top 2 pair... so maybe it's not leveling out yet. Please keep calling buddy (not sarcastic).

ellipse_87 07-12-2005 09:50 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Found a loose table tonight, like 75% seeing flop, 8 BB avg.
My first three hands:

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, MP3 calls, SB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, MP3 folds, SB folds.

Turn: (5 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (11 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
UTG has 8c 8s (two pair, eights and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 13 BB. </font>

--Way to hang in there with fourth pair against PF raiser.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, (desparate use of 'raise to any' button while exiting/entering a series of tables, managing 3 good hands) BB calls, UTG folds, MP1 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (16 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button folds.

Turn: (9.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls.

River: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Tc Ts (two pair, queens and tens).
MP1 has Ks Ah (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB. </font>

--Ace high against a double paired board!

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls.

Flop: (18 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, MP3 calls, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (12 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, MP3 folds, Hero calls.

River: (19 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 19 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 5d 9h (two pair, tens and nines).
Hero has Js Jc (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 19 BB. </font>

--9/5 off-suit: highly underrated

I mock them, but I myself just noticed that last flush draw for the first time. I remember I was thinking trips. I hope to God I was still distracted juggling tables. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

MrWookie 07-12-2005 10:23 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Just call me captain table selection.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 3-bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (36 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(9 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (24 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, BB folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds.

River: (27 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG+2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button folds, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 29 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+2 has 6d Td (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has Qh Qd (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 29 BB. </font>

To hell with hand protection. I'll just bet for value, thanks.

train. 07-12-2005 10:57 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB ( 6 max, 10 handed )

[/ QUOTE ]

I know I'm bad late, but can I get in on this game. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

ellipse_87 07-12-2005 11:02 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, (desparate use of 'raise to any' button while exiting/entering a series of tables, managing 3 good hands) BB calls, UTG folds, MP1 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (16 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button folds.

Turn: (9.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls.

River: (11.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Tc Ts (two pair, queens and tens).
MP1 has Ks Ah (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB. </font>

--Ace high against a double paired board!

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF, I'm a complete idiot. AKo was getting 36-1 on the flop, 22-1 on the turn, and 26-1 on the river. He has as many as 6 outs, and I'm making fun of him for calling down. I'm the donk.

Kumubou 07-12-2005 11:05 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
It's a glitch with the new PP histories (somehow)... I (or someone else) may be picking up development of the hand convertor. I know I have a one-line fix for the stupid PP hand-history change.

If nothing else, I may get around to adding TDL 2-7 support from UB. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Edit: Also with the AKo hand on the double-paired board, that is one of the most common times where ace-high is g00t -- it is only beat by the four remaining paired cards, and sometimes the lone pair (if it's over one of the paired cards) and a higher pocket pair. There is not much to connect with on a board like that.

-K

ellipse_87 07-12-2005 11:08 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
18-1, 11-1, &amp; 13-1.

Less beer before posting next time.

bottomset 07-13-2005 02:32 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
look at all the bets I put in with Grannymae, I love the beginners tables

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: bottomset is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">bottomset 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, bottomset calls.

Flop: (20.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">bottomset 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, bottomset calls.

Turn: (20.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">bottomset 3-bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

River: (35.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">bottomset bets</font>, BB calls, UTG folds, MP1 calls, MP3 folds.

Final Pot: 38.25 BB

Results below:
BB has Qc Ad (one pair, queens).
UTG+2 doesn't show.
MP1 has Ks 8s (one pair, kings).
bottomset has Qs 5s (two pair, queens and fives).
Outcome: bottomset wins 38.25 BB.

rivered_again 07-13-2005 05:06 AM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Statistically the biggest suckout possible: the dreaded 1 outer

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, SB folds, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

I figured MP2 had either AK or QQ. AA or KK didn't seem as likely since I held one of each. MP1 is probably a fish tagging along for the ride.

Flop: (14 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Ok, MP2 probably has QQ since if they had AK then all 4 kings would be in play which is pretty rare. They can't have KK, and if they have AA they are drawing to one out (eery foreshadowing!!!)

Turn: (10 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

If someone hit their flush, they would raise me.

River: (13 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

I have never capped a river with such confidence. My boat beats their flushes, sets, two pair or whatever, and they're paying me off nicely. Didn't notice the posible royal flush, but wouldn't have worried much about it anyway.

Final Pot: 25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FF0000">
Hero has Ac Kc (full house, kings full of aces).
MP1 has 6d Qs (flush, ace high).
MP2 has Ah Ad (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: MP2 wins 25 BB. </font>

[img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

The only thing that would have made this hand any worse would have been if both full houses lost to a royal flush. MP1 was not far off, he did have the queen. (but what the hell was he doing in the hand with Q6o in the first place???) Actually it wouldn't have bothered me as much, since if you're gonna lose, it may as well be to a royal flush.

The only saving grace is that on the flop, I meant to 3-bet, but I hit the wrong button and called instead. Yay, saved a whopping two small bets on that one!

The order the cards were dealt out was particularly cruel. I suck out, then MP2 re-sucks out even more, ala Ivey vs. Moneymaker. I don't think I could have played this any differently, except perhaps slow down on the river. But when you see a boat, you don't want to slow down. I'll file this under tremendously bad beats and move on [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

WordWhiz 07-13-2005 04:48 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Okay, directly on-topic here. I just played a hand where someone did call on the river with jack-high, at best!

Board shows KQQ22. Player A bets, B calls. A shows Ax for QQ22A, B mucks w/o showing. B couldn't have had an A (split), a K, Q, or pocket pair (all of which would win), so he had, at best, J high. It was a very small pot too.

What site? Pacific, where else!

mmmmmbrother 07-13-2005 07:37 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (7 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qh Kd (two pair, kings and fours).
UTG+1 has 4c 4d (four of a kind, fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 11.50 BB. </font>

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.75 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP2 has Kd 2d (four of a kind, kings).
Hero has Ad Qc (full house, kings full of aces).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: MP2 wins 13.75 BB. </font>

one after the other on seperate tables [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

nickg1532 07-13-2005 10:27 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread)
 
PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (2 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds, CO calls, Button calls.

River: (5 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 5 BB

button shows A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Zoelef 07-13-2005 11:58 PM

Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr
 
SH is fun, even if online Poker is rigged:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../weaktight.jpg

UncleSalty 07-14-2005 12:33 AM

Shameless 6-max Braggnig
 
So, I decided last month that I need to really learn 6-max before I move up from $2/$4. This week I've been playing nothing but 6m at Empire to clear the bonus, and here are tonight's results. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[image]&lt;img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a21/UncleSalty/6max.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;[/image]


I think I could really get to like this game! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Edit: anybody know why my image isn't working?

Kumubou 07-14-2005 01:27 AM

Re: Shameless 6-max Braggnig
 
Don's post bitmaps, and just put the image URL between the image tags.

Little setup for this hand: He raises in MP with TT, and I 3-bet with A8s (he had been liberal with his PFRs). He then bets the flop and turn and get raised when I hit trip 8s on the river. On the next hand...

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

Preflop: Heroine is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO (poster) checks, Heroine calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine raises</font>, SB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine caps</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

River: (18.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG calls, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 30.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Tc Ts (three of a kind, tens).
UTG has Th 9h (straight, queen high).
Heroine has 8c 9c (flush, queen high).
Outcome: Heroine wins 30.50 BB. </font>

SB: oh my XXXXing God
SB: my premium hands never hold up
SB: why do you call with such XXXX?
Heroine: I enjoy riding the Pwnasaurus all over people's faces.
SB: XXXX you
Heroine: GAOUUUUU~~~~

He then proceeded to stack me off. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

-K

JKDStudent 07-14-2005 01:43 AM

Re: Shameless 6-max Braggnig
 
[ QUOTE ]
Heroine: I enjoy riding the Pwnasaurus all over people's faces.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's not even that witty, but it made me laugh loudly enough to scare the hell out of the cat. Well done.


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