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The Aristocrats

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whats the worst thing about banging your little sister?


















the crib rattling

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what did tyhe pedofile say when he got out of prison?









i feel like a kid again

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So I was f*cking this girl from behind the other day and I said: "Now I'm going to stick it in your ass"
"That's really presumptuous of you"
"Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an eight year old"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender?

<font color="white">Tostitos </font>

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So I save a girl from being raped yesterday

Oh really, How?


I stopped following her home

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Tasmania is a part of Australia known for incest jokes. You can insert appropriate location as needed.

How does a Tasmanian know when his mother's on the rags?

His brothers dick tastes funny.

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alabama seems like it would be standard here

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Why do black men cry during sex with white women.

<font color="white">The mace.</font>

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Hes black

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I made up a joke similar to this:

What's the difference between Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder?

<font color="white">Helen Keller couldn't read because she was blind</font>

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www.dead-baby-joke.com

Edited because I retarded up the URL

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I don't think I have laughed so hard in years. Thanks for the wonderful site.

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what's the difference between a white plastic bag and michael jackson?

one is white, plasticy, and is dangerous to little kids, and the other's a white plastic bag!

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Guy walks into a talent agency... poop, piss, blood, vomit, incest, sodomy, crimes against nature, fisting, footing, blasphemy, racism, murder... The aristocrats!

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First of all, it's Christa McAuliffe. Anyway, for the jokes:

What was the last thing to go through Christa McAuliffe's mind?
<font color="white">The engine. </font>

Why did Pepsi sponsor the space program?
<font color="white">NASA couldn't get seven up. </font>

How do you fit eleven astronauts in a Volkswagen?
<font color="white">Two in the front, two in the back, seven in the ashtray. </font>

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Did you hear who the Angels got this offseason!?!?!

<font color="white">Cory Lidle </font>

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I've never really understood why so many find a lot of these jokes funny (dead baby etc.). The problem is that I don't find them shocking nor horrifying despite them clearly not being tasteful. I feel like they're all shock value and without that aren't funny at all. Although some of them do have nice puns which is good.

Anybody else feel that way?

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What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?

A bar of soap doesn't die after 45 seconds in the shower.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to f**k young boys.

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i told this to my relatives around a campfire when my mother suggested we tell jokes. only my cousins boyfriend laughed. oops (i didnt say [censored] though)

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I've never really understood why so many find a lot of these jokes funny (dead baby etc.). The problem is that I don't find them shocking nor horrifying despite them clearly not being tasteful. I feel like they're all shock value and without that aren't funny at all. Although some of them do have nice puns which is good.

Anybody else feel that way?

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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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you do realize you have to tell the joke now (no matter how bad), or risk being punched in the mouth! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

<font color="white"> [censored]. </font>

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Why is it hard for old women to pee?





Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

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I've never really understood why so many find a lot of these jokes funny (dead baby etc.). The problem is that I don't find them shocking nor horrifying despite them clearly not being tasteful. I feel like they're all shock value and without that aren't funny at all. Although some of them do have nice puns which is good.

Anybody else feel that way?

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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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I see where you're coming from. My problem is that when I'm reading them I'm not all that shocked myself so on the occasion that people tell the joke to me I'm just kind of thinking "ok, I guess I was supposed to freak out or something." I also don't know a lot of people that would give a good reaction and would also find the jokes to be funny or at least to whom it would be ok to tell the joke.

So given that you know what type of jokes are being made here I assume you aren't reacting much reading them. Are you laughing imagining others being shocked by them? I could see that.

I do find some of them funny, but only the ones that have a surprising punch line (there are 20 of them comes to mind). Most of them have the same type of punch line (you can't lift it with a pitch fork, something about a blender, something about ashes).

Jared

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What's the difference between Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder?

<font color="white">Helen Keller couldn't read because she was blind</font>

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

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I ever tell you about the best sex I ever had?

Calf's nostril. Yep, 'cause this big tongue comes out and licks your balls...

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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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Here's the version I know:

One nun says, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!"

The other says, "This one does." [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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What has 7 teeth thousands of legs and is 10 miles long?
<font color="white"> A West Virginia unemployment line. </font>

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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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Here's the version I know:

One nun says, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!"

The other says, "This one does." [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Yep. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Like I said, not much of a joke, but a hell of an opening line. (hey, I think I made a pun!)

The follow up is something like:

2 nuns coming out of the park. One says to the other, 'we're going to have to report the 2 times we got raped.'

'2 times?' asks the other nun.

'Well, yes.' she says with a smile. 'Aren't we going back through?'

b

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I see where you're coming from. My problem is that when I'm reading them I'm not all that shocked myself so on the occasion that people tell the joke to me I'm just kind of thinking "ok, I guess I was supposed to freak out or something." I also don't know a lot of people that would give a good reaction and would also find the jokes to be funny or at least to whom it would be ok to tell the joke.

So given that you know what type of jokes are being made here I assume you aren't reacting much reading them. Are you laughing imagining others being shocked by them? I could see that.


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I'm sure part of it is imagining or seeing others reactions to it. I think the worlds' so over-PC(resulting in stupid frivalous lawsuits and unneeded apologies) that this probably comes about as an outlet of some kind. People take stuff way too seriously, imo. Sometimes it's fun to just crush the eggshells at everyone's feet.

I have a sick sense of humor though. I loved the holocaust joke with the gaurdtower and the kid in the shower slickin' his hair back. Pedophile and religious jokes are my favs. The religious jokes may have something to do with me going to parochial school.

But you're right, many jokes fall upon the same line.

And there is a place and time for these types of jokes.

This thread has been a blast.

b

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What do you get when a black man marries a Mexican woman?

<font color="white">Kids who are too lazy to steal. </font>

What do you call a thousand black dudes buried up to their necks?

<font color="white"> Afro-turf. </font>

A Chinese lady went to get her eyes checked. The doctor asked her "do you have a cataract?" She said "ro, I have Rincoln Continento."

What does Pontiac stand for?

<font color="white"> Poor Old N*#$ers Think It's a Cadillac. </font>

What do you call a black judge?

<font color="white"> Your Honor. What are you, a f*#$ing racist? </font>

ScottieK

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What do you yell when you wake up and see your TV floating through the air at night?



<font color="white"> DROP IT NIGGA </font>

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Q: Why don't you throw rocks at an indian riding a bike?

A: <font color="white"> Trick question. You always throw rocks at an indian riding a bike </font>

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what's 3 feet tall and gives the best head?









my son

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Not really the envelope...more like the stamp...

What's Long and Hard on a Black Man?

<font color="white"> The Third Grade</font>

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Q: What has 8 legs, shuffles real fast, and cries "ho-de-do"!


A: <font color="white"> Four black guys running for the elevator. </font>

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Q: Why do they call the NYPD "New York's Finest"?
A: <font color="white"> Because after 9/11 you can pass them through a sieve </font>

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Ok, this is probably the most tasteless joke in the thread, and is the latest reason on the list of why I am going to hell.

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what do you call 1000 black guys skydiving at the same time?








night

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whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?








Not being retarded

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Haha durkah, nice. A couple of gems:

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.



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I heard that one as..."One scoop vanilla, one scoop dead baby."

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whats the one thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?








Not being retarded

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I laughed

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Want to hear a joke?
<font color="white"> Women's rights </font>

Why shouldn't you give a woman a watch?
<font color="white"> There's a clock on the oven </font>

How many men does it take to open a beer?
<font color="white"> None, it should be open when she brings it. </font>

Why did the woman cross the road?
<font color="white"> That doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen? </font>

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
<font color="white"> Its evolutionary, so they can stand closer to the counter. </font>