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Mike Matusow 11-14-2006 11:11 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
I like to smooth call in position with QQ, then when the flop comes 7 high some internet donkey is going to put it all in with 99.

laetitia casta 11-14-2006 11:22 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
please save my soul, for i have sinned. I was created to vote for myself in a msPOG contest

Creepy Old Guy 11-14-2006 11:42 PM

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please save my soul, for i have sinned. I was created to vote for myself in a msPOG contest

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a/s/l?

Innocent Kitty 11-14-2006 11:43 PM

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I like to smooth call in position with QQ, then when the flop comes 7 high some internet donkey is going to put it all in with 99.

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Lol at waiting 10 days to post. You sir, have willpower.

EricCartman 11-14-2006 11:57 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
You guys are a bunch of god damn hippies!

Neville Flynn 11-15-2006 12:05 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
Enough is enough! I have had it with these [censored] gimmicks in this [censored] thread!

Somebody 11-15-2006 12:10 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
PAGING BILL NYE


Oh, and "BILL NYE" please unban my "GimmickAccount" account. Thats just harsh. Especially since it was "for taking the addikt situation too far," which proved, unsurprisingly and hence my callousness, to be a sham.

nextgenneo 11-15-2006 12:19 AM

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Cumulonimbus 11-15-2006 12:28 AM

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I'd watch out for coyotes if I were you!

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Eeeaazzy, Gus.

lapdog 11-15-2006 12:29 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
I used to ride bicyclekick's nuts, but he sucks now

Wools 11-15-2006 12:29 AM

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THREAD COYOTE 11-15-2006 01:17 AM

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I'd watch out for coyotes if I were you!

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Coyotes? WHERE

RAPT0R CHRIST 11-15-2006 01:19 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
KISS MY GLORIOUS RAPTOR ASS, GIMMICKS

CrazyIrishman 11-15-2006 02:05 AM

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No, a proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.

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I'm probably the only person who laughed at this gimmick.

The Velour Fog 11-15-2006 02:12 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
this thread delivers

TheDarkHorse 11-15-2006 02:57 AM

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Awesome

Eulysses 11-15-2006 03:12 AM

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this thread delivers

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uncleshady 11-15-2006 03:12 AM

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this thread delivers

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Mel Gibson 11-15-2006 03:23 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
SHIP IT HOLLA (unless you're jewish)

Gobias Ind. 11-15-2006 05:13 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

miajag 11-15-2006 10:13 AM

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SHIP IT HOLLA (unless you're jewish)

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ROFL

Ming 11-15-2006 10:23 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
Pathetic earthlings, seeking absolutions for your petty sins and petty lives.

Making puny wars on each other, and thinking yourselves alone and supreme in this universe, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here.

If you knew anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would hide from it in terror.

Gildwulf 11-15-2006 10:32 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
paging aggrohush poster

Mark Collins 11-15-2006 11:45 AM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
I'm wondering how someone who runs boiling oats would feel about this situation.

Dan Mahowny 11-15-2006 12:44 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
You guys know of any good BlackJack games around here?

Frank Costanza 11-15-2006 12:56 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
SERENITY NOW!

Madonna 11-15-2006 01:01 PM

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I don't need the motivation of helping gimmicks to do it.

miajag 11-15-2006 01:06 PM

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You guys know of any good BlackJack games around here?

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Nice.

Newsflash 11-15-2006 01:19 PM

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http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7923/imageuw4.jpg

A. Cat 11-15-2006 02:56 PM

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What it do yall?


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THREAD CAT IS UNTOUCHABLE

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See now I knew that nigga TC before he was all "THREAD CAT, Prophet of Raptor Christ (Glory to His name) and THREAD CAT, saviour of BBV" and was just another cat on the block trying to get it where he fit in. Now he done came up and acts like he don't know a nigga no more. It's all good tho I aint mad at him.

Aiyo, Innocent Kitty, my bad dog, about all that business. It was me, obv. I tried to tell them niggas but they wasn't trying to feel it. They just wanted to see a black cat locked down and they aint care who it was. Keep your head up dog.

Long story short, fock OOT. Peace.

Schneids #1 Fan 11-15-2006 03:02 PM

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http://www.justthechips.com/images/2...pokerSTORY.jpg

Thread Delivery 11-15-2006 05:32 PM

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this thread delivers

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QFT

Matador 11-15-2006 05:56 PM

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I'd like to have any of you BBV ballers join my friendly little game.

Me, you, ZeeJustin---3 way $10k freezeout yo?

ShipItHollaBalla 11-15-2006 06:36 PM

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A Trip Report Submitted For Raptor Christ's Approval:

Everybudy noes that the Ship It Holla Ballas Ball weigh more then the even the next sickast Ballas. That's why I droped out of collage.

When Apathy told me he was going to take a trip to San Francesco, I new that I had to join him. Even better, he books teh sickest sweet in the hotel, and it only has one bed... SHIP IT!

I arive in San Francesco at 9:00 p.m, the perfact time to start ballaing. We head to the corner store and pickup the ballest alchol avalable... Olde English I think it was called, the clerk said it was very popular with english royalty. Best of all, I flashed my smile, so they gave me a discount and only chargeded me $4.99 per 40, I guess now we're San Francesco Royalty.... SHIP IT!

When we all started to get our buzz on, Apathy suggested we hit up a bar to find some ladiez. We took a short walk from our sick sweet at the hottel, and stumbled upon a club called "The Stud Bar." Now let me tell you, I've bin with sum fine ladiez, but nothing compared to the wimmen at this place. Beutiful girls everywhere, and all of them were like 6' tall. Ship IT!

As the nite progressed, I ended up getting pretty hammered, and kept trying to buy a pretty lady a drink. She told me she only drank Champaign that tasted like Cherry Cola??? Whatever, I worked my game and we ended up back at our place, but I don't really remember what happened. All's good though the next morning when I wake up to Apathy's beutiful face. He looks so peaceful when he's sleping.

Part 2 coming sune

shortline99 11-15-2006 06:50 PM

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I'd like to have any of you BBV ballers join my friendly little game.

Me, you, ZeeJustin---9 way $10k freezeout yo?

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nath 11-15-2006 06:54 PM

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It's too bad Raptor Christ wasn't my copilot.

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wow

RolandOfGilead 11-15-2006 08:58 PM

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Say thankee-sai.

offTopic 11-15-2006 09:00 PM

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I had a couple that I thought I was managing nicely, but [censored] temp banned them on gimmick account day. I think it was entrapment, but whatever.

loloWILLSMITHEDu 11-15-2006 09:16 PM

Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
 
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Wools 11-15-2006 09:20 PM

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It's too bad Raptor Christ wasn't my copilot.

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wow

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Honestly, I thought the same thing.

But then I laughed my ass off.


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