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Mandingo
12-15-2005, 06:56 PM
Well, I DO NOT MEAN any thing racial or anything like that. This is just from my observations I've made.

I read in "One of a Kind" (The book about Stuey Ungar) that in the 70's the called the Main Event for "Jews vs hats" because there was so many jews playing. Stuey for an example was en jew.

There's a lot of jews in the top playing poker: Michael Mizrachi, Barry Greenstein, Daniel Negreanu, Howard Lederer, Annie Duke, Mel Judha, Josh Arie, David Sklansky and so on...

And we have the swedes ruling on the highstakes tabbles on the Internet. Like; hago, CrazyCharles, H@££INGOL, I_Grind_On_U, Tipex, Crippoli. And alot of great tournament players.

RED_RAIN
12-15-2005, 07:27 PM
Your first and only post and this is it...

TheBlueMonster
12-15-2005, 07:30 PM
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Your first and only post and this is it...

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and I don't think Daniel N is Jewish.

Arnfinn Madsen
12-15-2005, 07:31 PM
Hey, mentioning Norwegian screen names to emphasize the quality of Swedish players is an insult /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

twoakers
12-15-2005, 07:36 PM
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Well, I DO NOT MEAN any thing racial or anything like that. This is just from my observations I've made.

Jewish and Swedish are not races.

And we have the swedes ruling on the highstakes tabbles on the Internet. Like; hago, CrazyCharles, H@££INGOL, I_Grind_On_U, Tipex, Crippoli. And alot of great tournament players.

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Foghatlive
12-15-2005, 07:42 PM
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Well, I DO NOT MEAN any thing racial or anything like that. This is just from my observations I've made.

I read in "One of a Kind" (The book about Stuey Ungar) that in the 70's the called the Main Event for "Jews vs hats" because there was so many jews playing. Stuey for an example was en jew.here's a lot of jews in the top playing poker: Michael Mizrachi, Barry Greenstein, Daniel Negreanu, Howard Lederer, Annie Duke, Mel Judha, Josh Arie, David

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The boys from your home game wanted to give you a shout out for this thread.

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ArturiusX
12-15-2005, 08:11 PM
Some people make good poker players, and its probably a pretty even make up from all races, taking into account socio economic circumstances for each race.

Or am I being to logical /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I am fish
12-15-2005, 08:17 PM
The Gentiles are pretty good too.

b33nz
12-15-2005, 08:20 PM
stupidest. thread. ever.

chesspain
12-15-2005, 08:25 PM
The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.

DcifrThs
12-15-2005, 08:30 PM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of millenia of oppression .

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FYP

slickpoppa
12-15-2005, 08:39 PM
If you look at people who have been successful in the big game, Greenstein is the only Jew, and he is a staunch atheist.

phish
12-15-2005, 10:00 PM
And I always thought the Greeks and Koreans were the best. Learn something new every day.

edge
12-15-2005, 10:21 PM
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The boys from your home game wanted to give you a shout out for this thread.

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Yeah, because any time the word "Jew" is mentioned, it means that person is a Nazi.

A_C_Slater
12-15-2005, 10:26 PM
I think them Negroes and A-rabs are the worst.

ZenMusician
12-15-2005, 10:29 PM
But...but...we just discussed the Vietnamese...

I am confused.

-ZEN

BingoChimp
12-16-2005, 08:17 AM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.

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Gah! Thanks....I was eating when i read that!

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Quasiifunk
12-16-2005, 10:38 AM
Hey the Turnips on Prima can phuck my virgin azz

Quasiifunk
12-16-2005, 10:46 AM
ummm...that was spos to be funny

CORed
12-16-2005, 12:05 PM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.

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I'm not Jewish, but I am circumcised, so I guess that's why I'm a good poker player.

<font color="white">This makes at least as much sense as the original post in this thread.</font>

Mandingo
12-16-2005, 07:01 PM
Daniel N. wrote that he was jewish on his blogg on fulltilt.com

Well, the vietnamese and the norweigians are also good... and the americans too /images/graemlins/wink.gif

But on the Internet the swedes rules mostly and there's a few good norwegians such as BEETHOVEN who plays highstakes fixed on the prima network. But I think his nemesis Zeus who also plays highstakes is swedish but I'm not sure. And in this years WSOP Main Event there was one swedish gut on the final table. And for those who wonders: I'm not jewish. I'm swedish.

pkrNinja
12-16-2005, 07:23 PM
in poker tells, he says that black poker players love to gamble and asain players are "lucky".

what a mad genius

Tapirboy
12-16-2005, 07:41 PM
Scandinavians do have a cultural advantage when it comes to emotional control, which also shows itself in how many Minnesotans we have around here.

Josh.
12-16-2005, 07:49 PM
you forgot me in the list of jews

twoakers
12-16-2005, 07:52 PM
Bron and raised in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. Go Vikes. Oh ya, why doesn't my Nordic blodd help me play cards well? I suck!!

twoakers
12-16-2005, 07:53 PM
Born.....duh..fingers are frozen

Mandingo
12-16-2005, 09:32 PM
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Scandinavians do have a cultural advantage when it comes to emotional control, which also shows itself in how many Minnesotans we have around here.

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I do not see how our culture affects the game of cards. Many may think that scandinavian people are introvert and are afraid to leave our homes beacuse of the ice bears are waitng around the corners to grab a snack. Nothing could be more wrong. In Sweden ther's coldness on the WINTER but in the summer here's realy hot! But I think the reason to why there's so many great scandinavian poker players is beacuase of the games and the mind of self control.

Many kids, just like high stakes professional DARED, did play World of Warcarft and other strategical games on the computer and whe have some swedes that lives in south coreea and are playing counter strike for an living! And Sweden is the country where most people per capita has access to Internet which means that virtualy anyone can hook up on the net and play.

There's something with the mentality in Sweden; we hate to lose. We have the greatest hockey players: Peter Forsberg, The Sedin brother, Ottoson and many more playing in the NHL. We have the best golf pros: Annika Sörenstam, Jesper Parnevik. (Tiger Woods girlfriend is swedish. She is hot!)We have the greatest ping-pong player: Jan-Ove Waldner. We have one of the biggest companies in the world: IKEA, Volvo, SAAB. And we have some of the greatest poker players. And all this comes from a country with just 9 million people! So our winning instinc comes with the breast milk.

Mandingo
12-16-2005, 09:34 PM
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Bron and raised in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. Go Vikes. Oh ya, why doesn't my Nordic blodd help me play cards well? I suck!!

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Why don't you try our smörgåsbord? That will definately boost your poker skills /images/graemlins/wink.gif (american spelling: smorgasbord)

Tapirboy
12-16-2005, 10:48 PM
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I do not see how our culture affects the game of cards.

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It's the stubbornness, and the fact that we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion. At least for the Scandinavian-Americans.

chesspain
12-16-2005, 11:19 PM
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It's the stubbornness, and the fact that we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion. At least for the Scandinavian-Americans.

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...and don't forget the Lutefisk.

Foghatlive
12-17-2005, 12:03 AM
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There's something with the mentality in Sweden; we hate to lose. We have the greatest hockey players: Peter Forsberg, The Sedin brother, Ottoson and many more playing in the NHL. We have the best golf pros: Annika Sörenstam, Jesper Parnevik. (Tiger Woods girlfriend is swedish. She is hot!)We have the greatest ping-pong player: Jan-Ove Waldner. We have one of the biggest companies in the world: IKEA, Volvo, SAAB. And we have some of the greatest poker players. And all this comes from a country with just 9 million people! So our winning instinc comes with the breast milk.

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Yeah, but this is your best band:

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bsheck
12-17-2005, 12:23 AM
Annie Jewke and Mel Jewdah are my favorite Jewish players.

Sponger.
12-17-2005, 12:28 AM
pffft, this is such [censored], everyone knows the jews are inferior


































at poker!

jjackal
12-17-2005, 11:10 AM
You forgot about us Asians dammit.

PJS
12-17-2005, 11:46 AM
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Gah! Thanks....I was eating when i read that!

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Sausage? /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

PJS
12-17-2005, 11:49 AM
"we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion."

Hmmm.... Mattias Anderson bring back any memories?

Mandingo
12-17-2005, 01:19 PM
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"we're highly trained to be ashamed of any exterior sign of emotion."

Hmmm.... Mattias Anderson bring back any memories?

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Well, Mattias behaved bad. But on TV they only show when something happends and surley, Mattias shows an show /images/graemlins/smile.gif Devilfish, Phil Laak and Mike Matusow shows some extra ordinary way of behaviours and the viewers like it. There's no fun just to watch some players put some chips in the middle of an table. These guys makes it entertainment.

2+2 wannabe
12-17-2005, 03:00 PM
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You forgot about us Asians dammit.

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no we didn't

umdpoker
12-17-2005, 04:15 PM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.



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ummm..... you realize that like 95% of all americans are circumcised, right?

PJS
12-17-2005, 04:24 PM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.



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ummm..... you realize that like 95% of all americans are circumcised, right?

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Guys- How did we ever get to here? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jman220
12-17-2005, 04:42 PM
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The clarity of Jewish thought comes from the searing pain of having the ends of our penises sliced.



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ummm..... you realize that like 95% of all americans are circumcised, right?

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This is impossible. Figure out why.

I am fish
12-17-2005, 06:58 PM
Hi there,

The ratio of circumcized to uncircumcized is a lot closer to 2 to 1. CDC website (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/pubs/pubd/hestats/circumcisions/circumcisions.htm)

daryn
12-18-2005, 10:10 AM
crazycharles = fishhhhhhhh

metrognome7
12-19-2005, 09:01 AM
My ancestry is Irish/German, I was raised Lutheran, but I'm engaged to a Jewess - an Israeli, even. Should I expect my winrate to increase once we're married? Would conversion be +EV?

Overdrive
12-19-2005, 11:20 AM
Here you go - http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Philippe_Rushton

Mandingo
01-10-2006, 07:21 AM
Read that Zeejustin - Justin Bonomo (zeejustin.com) is kind of Jewish. His father is jewish and his mother is christian.

One of Patric Antonius way of success in poker may be that he understand swedish! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Check out the WPT in Aruba. There's a sweed on the final table! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Scottery
01-10-2006, 08:18 AM
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Here you go - http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Philippe_Rushton

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lol

Jamougha
01-10-2006, 08:37 AM
Roughly half of worldwide chess grandmasters are Ashkenazi Jews, from ~0.25% of worldwide population. Interesting datum.

What about the Vietnamese? Something like 8 out of the U.S. top 30 are Vietnamese in ethnicity.

Scottery
01-10-2006, 08:40 AM
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in poker tells, he says that black poker players love to gamble and asain players are "lucky".

what a mad genius

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hhaah