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Victor
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pokersite enforcement poles
      #8676343 - 01/05/07 11:46 PM

ok, ppl post all the time about accounts being locked and funds being confiscated. sometimes ppl get their funds back and sometimes they dont. it would seem there is a chance funds could be confiscated from players who have done nothing wrong and won legitimately.
what do you think is the chance, in the next year, that your money is confiscated despite no wrongdoing on your part?
You may choose only one
0
.5
1
2.5
5
10+


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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8676367 - 01/05/07 11:49 PM

what would your threshold be before you would prefer the sites not confiscate for cheating, fraud etc?
...
You may choose only one
0
.5
1
2.5
5
10
15
20


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dlk9s
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8676637 - 01/06/07 12:23 AM

What the hell do the numbers stand for in your "poles"?

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Our House
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: dlk9s]
      #8676713 - 01/06/07 12:33 AM

%?

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: dlk9s]
      #8676752 - 01/06/07 12:39 AM

Quote:

What the hell do the numbers stand for in your "poles"?




Inches.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8676773 - 01/06/07 12:43 AM

Could you repeat the question please. Those are some complex poles you got there.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8676797 - 01/06/07 12:46 AM

this thread is hilarious

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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: grando]
      #8676932 - 01/06/07 01:04 AM

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8677012 - 01/06/07 01:13 AM

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




You should create another "pole" to find out the answer.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8677349 - 01/06/07 02:03 AM

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




are you seriously a poker player who does not grasp that the chance of an event occuring can not be "10"


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Anders]
      #8677645 - 01/06/07 02:50 AM

Quote:

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




are you seriously a poker player who does not grasp that the chance of an event occuring can not be "10"




hahahhaha


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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Anders]
      #8677677 - 01/06/07 02:56 AM

Quote:

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




are you seriously a poker player who does not grasp that the chance of an event occuring can not be "10"




lets use some context clues. which would fit here?

10 lbs
10 grams
10 chickens
10%

whatever, i just wanted opinions on how concerned we are (or should be) that sites can confiscate funds and we have no recourse. mistakes can happen imo.

unfortunately, my lack of coherent use of english doomed this thread. or perhaps it your collective lack of comprehension and attention span. blah. then i lost a couple grand and remembered that i will never have much money online to care about anyway.

btw, id appreciate some better flames. pick it up. i believe in you guys.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8677698 - 01/06/07 02:59 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




are you seriously a poker player who does not grasp that the chance of an event occuring can not be "10"




lets use some context clues. which would fit here?

10 lbs
10 grams
10 chickens
10%





10 pot pies was my guess


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Our House
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: kyleb]
      #8677716 - 01/06/07 03:02 AM

10 Lords-a-leaping

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TheCutter
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Our House]
      #8683326 - 01/06/07 06:51 PM

I voted 0 cows. I haven't seen any cows yet at pokerstars.

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TheCutter
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8683366 - 01/06/07 06:55 PM

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.


Is this guy smarter than us?
You may choose only one
0
0.5
1
5
10


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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheCutter]
      #8683697 - 01/06/07 07:29 PM

i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheCutter]
      #8683716 - 01/06/07 07:31 PM

lol at theCutter's poll

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8683717 - 01/06/07 07:32 PM

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Pokeraddict]
      #8683755 - 01/06/07 07:36 PM

Quote:

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.



It's no John Paul, that's for sure.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Pokeraddict]
      #8683955 - 01/06/07 07:57 PM

Quote:

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.




Seriously.


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MuckinWinners
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8684334 - 01/06/07 08:39 PM

Quote:

i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you, NOT .




FYP

ENJOY!


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soah
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Lech Walesa]
      #8686893 - 01/07/07 02:04 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.




Seriously.




lolol some guy made a new account just to tell you how bad your poles are.

I have nfi what the second one means.


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Bobo Fett
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Pokeraddict]
      #8686915 - 01/07/07 02:08 AM

Quote:

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.




Undoubtedly. And yet, one of the most entertaining threads I've seen in a while.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: grando]
      #8687371 - 01/07/07 03:11 AM

Quote:

this thread is hilarious




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tom10167
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: grando]
      #8687928 - 01/07/07 04:55 AM

Quote:

lol at theCutter's poll




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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: tom10167]
      #8691262 - 01/07/07 03:03 PM

genius

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8691469 - 01/07/07 03:22 PM

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.


I'm willing to take a wild guess here.....

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fatshaft
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8691483 - 01/07/07 03:23 PM

Quote:

i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you.


a vivid imagination is not always a good thing

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8691508 - 01/07/07 03:25 PM

Quote:

what would your threshold be before you would prefer the sites not confiscate for cheating, fraud etc?


what?

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cha59
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8692994 - 01/07/07 06:30 PM

Is this a telephone pole?

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: cha59]
      #8693051 - 01/07/07 06:37 PM

Quote:

Is this a telephone pole?




Lol, he is obviously talking about magnetic poles influencing his brainwaves!

OP, remember shiny side out.


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MicroBob
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: cha59]
      #8693101 - 01/07/07 06:40 PM

just arrived in this thread. And I can't stop laughing.
Easily one of the funniest threads we've had in a long-time.

I voted 10 chickens in the first pole.

And I voted '1 is the lonliest number' in Cutter's pole.

I did not vote in Victor's 2nd pole.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8693349 - 01/07/07 07:02 PM

...can't breath...in tears...laughing so hard...

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8693564 - 01/07/07 07:19 PM

I vote North 5 chickens, or South Pole and three elves (not south three Elvis).

Dogmeat


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: dogmeat]
      #8693642 - 01/07/07 07:23 PM

Elves are at the north pole dude.

If you're voting South Pole you should be voting 3 penguins.

I'm in Memphis so I vote 3 Elvis.


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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8694227 - 01/07/07 08:07 PM

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8694368 - 01/07/07 08:18 PM

Quote:

i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you.




Probably true, but with ~50K users that puts you in the bottom 0.1%. Not sure it's worth bragging about.


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surfinillini
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8694419 - 01/07/07 08:22 PM

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.




ROFL

in b4 lock


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8694536 - 01/07/07 08:33 PM

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.




HU for poles?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheNoodleMan]
      #8694706 - 01/07/07 08:52 PM

Is your avatar singing Jingle Bells?

If so, he's slightly out of sync.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8694934 - 01/07/07 09:15 PM

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




lol


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8694958 - 01/07/07 09:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.




are you seriously a poker player who does not grasp that the chance of an event occuring can not be "10"




lets use some context clues. which would fit here?

10 lbs
10 grams
10 chickens
10%




IQ of 10 for OP?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8695615 - 01/07/07 10:17 PM

Quote:

Elves are at the north pole dude.

If you're voting South Pole you should be voting 3 penguins.

I'm in Memphis so I vote 3 Elvis.




I see your Elvis and raise one Big and Rich.

Dogmeat


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8696120 - 01/07/07 11:01 PM

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.





Already been happening.
Check the Countdown to SN Elite thread.


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dlk9s
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8696321 - 01/07/07 11:18 PM

Like Chris Rock, my goal in life is to keep my daughter off the pole.

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Jago
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheNoodleMan]
      #8696454 - 01/07/07 11:29 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.




HU for poles?



hahaha


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8696513 - 01/07/07 11:33 PM

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.




Victor, A++++ would read again.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8696754 - 01/07/07 11:52 PM

Quote:

i honestly hope all you guys lose your funds and come here crying later.




eff the haters victor, I you and your pole!


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lol_variance
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8696806 - 01/07/07 11:57 PM

These poles are in Iraq. Maybe they can help with your enforcement.


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lol_variance
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: lol_variance]
      #8696826 - 01/07/07 11:59 PM

More enforcement poles. These will definately help.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8697058 - 01/08/07 12:16 AM

But how much did you lose??
But how much did you lose
You may choose 1
0
.5
1
2.5
5
10+


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8697075 - 01/08/07 12:17 AM



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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: xxx]
      #8697095 - 01/08/07 12:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you.


Probably true, but with ~50K users that puts you in the bottom 0.1%. Not sure it's worth bragging about.




What's that funny looking symbol after 0.1? Nm, I'll just ask victor, he probably knows.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8697211 - 01/08/07 12:28 AM

POLETARD

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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: RockMySocks]
      #8697427 - 01/08/07 12:48 AM

microbob, i dont want them to lose at the table. i want confiscation yo.

sccary, fu.

alobar, mad kisses <3


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8697488 - 01/08/07 12:53 AM

Victor - How much do you want confiscation?
You may choose 18
0
.5
1
2.5
5
10+


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Victor
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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8697928 - 01/08/07 01:37 AM

microbob, 0 for you and alobar but 100 for the rest.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Biggle10]
      #8697938 - 01/08/07 01:38 AM

Quote:

...can't breath...in tears...laughing so hard...




i'm not quite in tears, but that's easily the best workout my abs have had in at least a year. i'm not exaggerating at all. i'm sore.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Lech Walesa]
      #8697959 - 01/08/07 01:42 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This has to be the worst "pole" I've ever seen here.




Seriously.




Goddammit.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: amirite]
      #8698079 - 01/08/07 01:58 AM

read the first post, was like wtf this makes no sense, why did gild link here? then read the posts... THREAD OF THE YEAR!!!!!

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: alphatmw]
      #8698309 - 01/08/07 02:27 AM

I read/post in mhsh all the time and victor making no sense is standard

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: rubbrband]
      #8698443 - 01/08/07 02:44 AM

So yesterday I moved back to the dorms and ate some food it was good.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Barrin6]
      #8698484 - 01/08/07 02:49 AM

rubberband, im better than you.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Barrin6]
      #8698487 - 01/08/07 02:50 AM

Haha, you're fat.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: tom10167]
      #8698536 - 01/08/07 02:56 AM

Quote:

Quote:

lol at theCutter's poll







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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8698601 - 01/08/07 03:06 AM

Quote:

rubberband, im better than you.


Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: grando]
      #8698668 - 01/08/07 03:17 AM

Quote:

this thread is hilarious




my thoughts exactly


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: rubbrband]
      #8699345 - 01/08/07 05:13 AM

Quote:

Quote:

rubberband, im better than you.


Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.




you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 yrs it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8699379 - 01/08/07 05:20 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

rubberband, im better than you.


Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.




you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 yrs it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.




Unless you had another job...

Pole dancer?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #8699407 - 01/08/07 05:24 AM

bobo, that wouldnt be pretty.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8699983 - 01/08/07 08:09 AM



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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8705267 - 01/08/07 04:44 PM

Quote:

microbob, 0 for you and alobar but 100 for the rest.





victor - 100 is not an option and is not the same as 10+. Do you see why?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8737284 - 01/11/07 01:55 AM



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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Mike Haven]
      #8739304 - 01/11/07 07:28 AM

Quote:

Is your avatar singing Jingle Bells?

If so, he's slightly out of sync.




You're just not coming in at the right time.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8741310 - 01/11/07 12:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

rubberband, im better than you.


Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.




you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 yrs it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.





Possibly the most bizarre answer one could give to this statement.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #8741628 - 01/11/07 12:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

rubberband, im better than you.


Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.




you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 yrs it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.


How many months is that?
You may choose many
.5
1
2
5
10.5


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Georgia Avenue]
      #8741760 - 01/11/07 01:00 PM

Victor I Don't think you should slag the Poles. They are normally hardworking people.Now if you were talking about the Moles or the Holes, that would be different

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Georgia Avenue]
      #8748078 - 01/11/07 10:11 PM

Should this thread be bumped?
You may choose BC
2
47 and a half
2B
not 2B
WTF!?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #8750448 - 01/12/07 02:47 AM

that would be 3 Elvii

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Georgia Avenue]
      #8750573 - 01/12/07 03:05 AM

FYPoll. I think you meant:

Quote:


Quote:

Quote:

Quote:
rubberband, im better than you.

Victor you are a loser at poker. You have admitted this.



you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 yrs it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.


How many months is that?
You may choose 5
.5%
1%
2%
5%
10+%


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: lol_variance]
      #8756489 - 01/12/07 06:12 PM

Quote:

More enforcement poles. These will definately help.




lol


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheCutter]
      #8757897 - 01/12/07 08:55 PM

smoke my pole

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: RockMySocks]
      #8759699 - 01/13/07 12:48 AM

Quote:

POLETARD



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXqJQq23X60


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: BiPolar_Nut]
      #9167830 - 02/13/07 03:19 PM

Best. Pole. Ever. And it's not even close.

Edit: Just read through it again, and my abs are in pain...seriously. It's also been the inspiration for many a pole since...well done Victor!


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #9168013 - 02/13/07 03:33 PM

Wow, how did I miss this the 1st go round?

I'm trying to work up a cripple joke about a male stripper.
I know my punch line is Pole Leo.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles/lol [Re: Victor]
      #9168249 - 02/13/07 03:50 PM

poles

lol


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: hiho]
      #9168304 - 02/13/07 03:55 PM

Quote:

smoke my pole




POLEHOLE


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: nineinchal]
      #9196524 - 02/15/07 02:04 PM

microbob,

"You may choose 18"

Subtle brilliance.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9201139 - 02/15/07 07:30 PM

I've lost some money to this pole



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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9201876 - 02/15/07 08:34 PM

C'mon guys, these poles are real easy to understand. You all are just a bunch of nits.

On the first pole, I think confiscation is a certainty, so I was gonna vote 1.00 BUT, I am purty dumb and will probably keep redepositing, so I voted 2.5 (I ain't dumb nough to redeposit 10 times, sheesh!)

On the second pole, I think they should convict 20 innocent people for every one criminal that gets away, so I voted 20.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9472486 - 03/08/07 01:09 AM

I assume you mean in terms of %, since 10 would be a weird number to express that with.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9472503 - 03/08/07 01:10 AM

Whoever voted zero is a moron.

But I also think 0.5% is very high.

I voted 0.5% but there should be an option for like 0.1 -> 0.05%, which would probably have been more accurate.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9472527 - 03/08/07 01:12 AM

caveat: maybe if there are US players talking about sites swallowing their money, then it's fair to vote higher than 0.5, but it would be better if we assumed that this poll implied individual confiscations rather than national confiscations.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9472563 - 03/08/07 01:15 AM

Victor this was a good poll.

Just, you know, it's tough to be perfect sometimes, no worries.

But seriously, it's a good poll.

What I suggest people do is ask:

Has entity lost his money at any poker sites? No? How about Scary Tiger? How about Wookie?

If not, why not?

Maybe because they weren't cheating?

Seriously, anyone that voted over 0.5% for the chance of a site randomly taking your money is just plain wrong, and I think 0.1% is probably still way way way too high.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: DavidC]
      #9472727 - 03/08/07 01:28 AM

Quote:

Victor this was a good poll.

Just, you know, it's tough to be perfect sometimes, no worries.

But seriously, it's a good poll.

What I suggest people do is ask:

Has entity lost his money at any poker sites? No? How about Scary Tiger? How about Wookie?

If not, why not?

Maybe because they weren't cheating?

Seriously, anyone that voted over 0.5% for the chance of a site randomly taking your money is just plain wrong, and I think 0.1% is probably still way way way too high.




good2cu had like 50k confiscated by ub. if he wasnt wellknowon on 2p2 he would have lost it.

jason [censored] strassa had like 17k confiscated by prima. again, if he wasnt wellknown he never gets it back.

how about that guy who just made some posts about doylesroom not paying him like 15k?

and there have been plenty of reports of ppl's accounts locked by ftp for monthes before being unlocked with no real explanation.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9473560 - 03/08/07 03:17 AM

OMG has this pole thread taken a serious twist?

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #9474893 - 03/08/07 07:37 AM

Quote:

OMG has this pole thread taken a serious twist?





That was my reaction at first, but no, it just seems that DavidC is taking it seriously.

How cute.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Josem]
      #9485082 - 03/08/07 08:50 PM

When I read the first "pole", I had no idea what scale he was using, but voted "0.5" anyhow... then I got to the second question, and was like wtf? As I read the replies, I couldn't stop laughing... damn funny stuff.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: jlkrusty]
      #9485343 - 03/08/07 09:08 PM

Quote:

When I read the first "pole", I had no idea what scale he was using, but voted "0.5" anyhow... then I got to the second question, and was like wtf? As I read the replies, I couldn't stop laughing... damn funny stuff.




honestly if you cant figure out what im asking youre retarded.

i will readily admit the responses are funny. mad <3 for my boy lech. did a report on him in 8th grade. dude took care of bidness.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9486015 - 03/08/07 09:54 PM

Quote:

Quote:

When I read the first "pole", I had no idea what scale he was using, but voted "0.5" anyhow... then I got to the second question, and was like wtf? As I read the replies, I couldn't stop laughing... damn funny stuff.




honestly if you cant figure out what im asking youre retarded.

i will readily admit the responses are funny. mad <3 for my boy lech. did a report on him in 8th grade. dude took care of bidness.




Well, of course you're right, it doesn't take a rocket scienctist to figure out what you meant. However, once the parody of both your spelling of "pole" and the lack of a % sign had started, there was just no stopping the comedy. And most of it was good quality.

I must say, Victor, I admire the way you handled the abuse...many a poster would have turned bitter. You should be proud of having started one of the funniest threads ever. I would actually argue it is the best thread I've seen here in terms of the humour-noise ratio. I apologize for dragging that ratio down with this decidely un-funny post. Any attempt for me to add something humorous now would just look rather pathetic.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #9488418 - 03/09/07 01:09 AM

i'm pretty sure I laughed harder reading through this thread than any other I've ever seen on 2+2.
I was in pain from laughing so hard the first time I went through it.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #9489397 - 03/09/07 03:38 AM

Is this the first thread with the 0, .5, 1, 2, 5, 10 options? I've definitley seen them in other threads. Are they all making fun of this thread?

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: NU Star]
      #9489504 - 03/09/07 03:51 AM

Quote:

Is this the first thread with the 0, .5, 1, 2, 5, 10 options? I've definitley seen them in other threads. Are they all making fun of this thread?




Yes, as does the spelling of pole.

I've said it before, I'll say it again...

Best.

Pole.

Ever.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9489806 - 03/09/07 04:32 AM

hands down funniest thread ever. Bump cause even just seeing the title in the zoo makes me laugh my balls off.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9532829 - 03/12/07 08:19 PM

Quote:

honestly if you cant figure out what im asking youre retarded.



I think it's funny that you still believe this after re-reading them months later. Awesome.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #9882015 - 04/09/07 09:37 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Victor this was a good poll.

Just, you know, it's tough to be perfect sometimes, no worries.

But seriously, it's a good poll.

What I suggest people do is ask:

Has entity lost his money at any poker sites? No? How about Scary Tiger? How about Wookie?

If not, why not?

Maybe because they weren't cheating?

Seriously, anyone that voted over 0.5% for the chance of a site randomly taking your money is just plain wrong, and I think 0.1% is probably still way way way too high.




good2cu had like 50k confiscated by ub. if he wasnt wellknowon on 2p2 he would have lost it.

jason [censored] strassa had like 17k confiscated by prima. again, if he wasnt wellknown he never gets it back.

how about that guy who just made some posts about doylesroom not paying him like 15k?

and there have been plenty of reports of ppl's accounts locked by ftp for monthes before being unlocked with no real explanation.




MSSUNSHINE had 50K stolen from him by owners of now defunct POKERSPOT cardroom


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: TheCutter]
      #9882220 - 04/09/07 09:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

bah either you guys are too dumb or i am.







Pretty sure the people that voted 5 and 9 in that poll pretty much prove taht the answer is between 0.5 and 1.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: DavidC]
      #9889154 - 04/10/07 11:15 AM

Well my answer now has to be '1' (lol).
Absolute Ripoff has stolen my money.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #10114071 - 04/25/07 07:24 AM

Quote:

you dont know me. given my living situation for the last 2.5 it would be very hard for me to be losing at poker.



I had to.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: fatshaft]
      #10114331 - 04/25/07 08:26 AM

Quote:

Quote:

what would your threshold be before you would prefer the sites not confiscate for cheating, fraud etc?


what?




I was confused here myself, what does this even mean?


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: MicroBob]
      #10120066 - 04/25/07 04:58 PM

Quote:

Elves are at the north pole dude.

If you're voting South Pole you should be voting 3 penguins.

I'm in Memphis so I vote 3 Elvis.




It's plural, so it's Elvii


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: demon102]
      #10120490 - 04/25/07 05:19 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what would your threshold be before you would prefer the sites not confiscate for cheating, fraud etc?


what?




I was confused here myself, what does this even mean?




Who cares? That's where the comedy starts!


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #10120690 - 04/25/07 05:27 PM

I smell a POLEcat outside

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Nairb]
      #10120698 - 04/25/07 05:28 PM

Think Ill grab my fishing POLE and head to the lake.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #10121810 - 04/25/07 06:33 PM

I still crack up laughing at the first 30 replies

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: grando]
      #10122070 - 04/25/07 06:51 PM

I'm about an 8 (at least my mom says so), my pokerstars avatar is about a 2, so if we split the difference and skew the estimates slightly upward because it looks better, we get 5.4. There is no 5.4, so i have to conclude that this pole is flawed.

Edited by wildzer0 (04/25/07 06:52 PM)


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: stinkypete]
      #10228934 - 05/03/07 05:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:

...can't breath...in tears...laughing so hard...




i'm not quite in tears, but that's easily the best workout my abs have had in at least a year. i'm not exaggerating at all. i'm sore.




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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: NajdorfDefense]
      #10230870 - 05/03/07 08:04 PM

fwiw i was super stoned when i made this op. i didnt really want to use it as a copout at the time.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #10232536 - 05/03/07 10:10 PM

Quote:

fwiw i was super stoned when i made this op. i didnt really want to use it as a copout at the time.




If that's true, you need to post stoned more often...this has become a classic 2+2 thread.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #10233260 - 05/03/07 11:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

fwiw i was super stoned when i made this op. i didnt really want to use it as a copout at the time.




If that's true, you need to post stoned more often...this has become a classic 2+2 thread.




I agree, Victor should definitely smoke pole more often.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Victor]
      #10691536 - 06/07/07 12:44 AM

lol bumping an old favorite

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: frommagio]
      #11582247 - 08/08/07 11:19 AM

BUMPBUBMPUBPMBBUPUMP

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: wildzer0]
      #11596489 - 08/09/07 06:29 AM

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I'm about an 8 (at least my mom says so), my pokerstars avatar is about a 2, so if we split the difference and skew the estimates slightly upward because it looks better, we get 5.4. There is no 5.4, so i have to conclude that this pole is flawed.




I agree, it's clearly a pole with a hole.

A+++++ Thread


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: ILuvRiver]
      #12008978 - 09/09/07 09:35 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I'm about an 8 (at least my mom says so), my pokerstars avatar is about a 2, so if we split the difference and skew the estimates slightly upward because it looks better, we get 5.4. There is no 5.4, so i have to conclude that this pole is flawed.





A+++++ Thread




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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Dexter_Cain]
      #12635350 - 10/23/07 06:13 PM

Bumped, well, just because.

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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: xxx]
      #12639580 - 10/23/07 11:02 PM

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i would imagine i am smarter than 50 of you.




Probably true, but with ~50K users that puts you in the bottom 0.1. Not sure it's worth bragging about.




fyp.


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Re: pokersite enforcement poles [Re: Bobo Fett]
      #12639639 - 10/23/07 11:07 PM

Quote:

Bumped, well, just because.



lol

Def bump-worthy. Ty.


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