I was in downtown Atlanta last night, when I saw a little old lady walking by herself. She was walking with a cane, and her purse dangled loosely from her shoulder. Since I was running bad and I had a lot of time on my hand, I decided to take her purse. Unfortunately, I am a weak little pansy. She beat me with her cane; knocked me to the ground; and caused my wallet to fall from my man purse. Then she had the nerve to keep her purse and my wallet! To top it off, she threatened to beat me with her cane again if I tried to rob any other elderly ladies in Atlanta.
So she took $86.50, which was basically my whole bankroll, and refused to give me her purse that I earned!
If you keep robbing old ladies it is likely you will have your money stolen, just like I did.
Is there any recourse I can take here in getting my money back? Should I just keep trying to mug old ladies, even though I'm weak as a kitten and borderline retarded?
Please help, I really want my money back. I think this is [censored] BS and an obvious sign that crippled old ladies are crooked bastards.