Sephus
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you people are waaay over estimating your strength.
You're underestimating our speed.
i think this is absolutely key. this is the size of a basketball court, i just run around plowing them over a few at a time. i bet i could take 50. the limitations would be how long i could fight before getting really tired and just how densely packed they became. i think i could incapacitate 50 5 year olds in 10 minutes. once you start going past 50 though, running around without messing up a knee or ankle by tripping over their little broken bodies would be the biggest issue.
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Evan
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Reged: 06/01/04
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That's low dude. How did I get to the point where people I've never even met are making fun of my size?
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Madtown
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are those UW poker lunches still going on?
I could be down with that, although they have not been going on for a while.
The other really interesting option would be a drunken UW 2+2 NL tourney once a month or something like that. I definitely plan on playing more low stakes drunken poker around campus this semester. My friends can't believe I make money online because I play like a maniac in $5 buy-in NL tourneys.
But yeah, I'd be up for trying to do that this semester if there were people interested. Although my class schedule is pretty tight around lunch.
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IronDragon1
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The cup certainly helps-but my knees/shins remain vulnerable so I'd say.....
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I have to think I could knock out that many with just my fists/short kicks before they break my shins
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Madtown
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That's low dude. How did I get to the point where people I've never even met are making fun of my size?
Well, Evan, midgets are always funny, whether you've met them or not.
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El Diablo
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Reged: 09/02/02
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Hmmmm, after reading nothumb's post, I think I may have been mistaken in my original assessment.
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ThaSaltCracka
Brotha TSC
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great post NT.
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cnfuzzd
expounding
Reged: 03/09/04
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im sorry evan.
climb on up here and i will give you a hug....
peace
john nickle
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wacki
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Hmmmm, after reading nothumb's post, I think I may have been mistaken in my original assessment.
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I used to have to kick 100 balls full force into the net at the end of every practice after doing some wind sprints. This is basically the same drill.
I started to think as long as you are in shape the number could be really really high.
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NT!
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I do what I can. 
Look, most of you guys haven't worked with kids, or really been around a five year old in a while, I bet. They are really completely helpless. There's a reason we have to wipe their asses for them. Not only that, they are short enough that an athletic guy could jump over 2 or 3 of them easily if they were close together.
So, it's not your fault. Take it from a child care worker. A killer child care worker.
NT
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