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Poker Clif
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: Gobias Ind.]
#12089523 - 09/14/07 11:28 PM

Fourth, you clearly dont get out much and you clearly dont post on here much, so WTF are you doing w/ your time???

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Well, I don't get out much because was in a car accident--just got full medical clearance to go back to work.

What was I doing? It was so sad, I just sat home on PokerStars, eight hours a day, plus reading and studying, using flash cards to memorize odds charts and different starting hand systems and situations.

Before long, I hope to be making enough playing poker that I won't need my low-paying job.

Thank you for your concern.

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SmokeyRidesAgain
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: phydaux]
#12123081 - 09/17/07 05:21 PM

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

That's [censored] sick.

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phydaux
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: SmokeyRidesAgain]
#12123420 - 09/17/07 05:45 PM

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

That's [censored] sick.

There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones...

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chicagoY
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: Gobias Ind.]
#12124114 - 09/17/07 06:36 PM

quite marginal

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Mr_Mxyztplk
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: phydaux]
#12124291 - 09/17/07 06:48 PM

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

That's [censored] sick.

There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones...

I wouldn't give that oral, with your tongue.

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Dog Boy
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: grdred944]
#12129593 - 09/18/07 01:56 AM

Guess I'd do her over Kathy Liebert...

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Dog Boy
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: phydaux]
#12129658 - 09/18/07 02:03 AM

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Pfft! Try 10 months.

Putting a wedding ring on most chicks is like pulling the rip cord on an inflatable raft.

Nominated for best line on 2p2

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kerr
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: Mr_Mxyztplk]
#12130413 - 09/18/07 03:56 AM

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I wouldn't give that oral, with your tongue.

LOL. Reminiscent of Jeff Ross at Pamela Anderson's roast:

"I wouldn't [censored] Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy!"

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rakemeplz
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: phydaux]
#12157247 - 09/19/07 10:19 PM

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

That's [censored] sick.

There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones...

You are a sick sick sick sick man. I hope this has been a level, if not may god have mercy on us all.

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phydaux
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Re: Kristy Gazes - Pretty, Fat Girl? [Re: rakemeplz]
#12161876 - 09/20/07 06:51 AM

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I'd still give Kathy oral pleasure, though.

That's [censored] sick.

There are certain things I have come to accept about myself, and forgive myself for. This is one of the lesser ones...

You are a sick sick sick sick man. I hope this has been a level, if not may god have mercy on us all.

Don't get me wrong. Kristy is hot as hell and any guy (or girl) would be lucky as hell to be with her.

But there's just something that tells me that Kathy would be really fun in the sack. Plus, I think she'd appreciate it more.

And you really haven't lived until you've made love to a fat woman in a twin bed.

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